Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
What I love most about this is that I’m learning more about American junk food. Who says the farms aren’t educational?

Waiting for a cat needs expensive x arc.

PL: I didn’t have a cooker for a year. I fucking coped and got some cheap appliances til we could get one. Lazy bitch that she is.
 
What is it with people like this and soda/pop?

If you're that fuckin' broke, drink water. If your tap water isn't drinkable (happens in some areas, or if you've got bad pipes), buying gallon jugs of water from Walmart = still cheaper than soda.
She claims that her water is “unsafe” because she lives near a plant (I’ll have to find the link in the e beggars thread), and what water she does get is always the little bottles. She has never begged for a Brita filter or bought gallon jugs. Considering that she considers drinking Mello Yello a “liquid diet,” they’d probably go to waste on Josh and her. They need that Mello Yello to survive, dammit!

Case in point: all that soda and she ranted about how she only had a breakfast Hot Pocket yesterday:

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I want to know what Polissa defines as a “hot healthy meal.” Takeout is also expected to be super unhealthy no matter where you go.

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I don’t know what she is talking about. There is literally a thread in Community Watch about consooming. It isn’t her dumbest political hot take, but it’s up there.

Edit: I think she’s talking about people working from home for their office jobs? Still doesn’t make sense.

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I can smell this picture.

I also wanna know if these supplements are the “gummy” ones or the “herbal” ones. She’s begged for both.
 
'You can't have a hot meal under $10 bucks!!!'

From Walmart:
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Your $11 will cover this plus tax. Not the healthiest because iceberg lettuce is crap, but it'll do in a pinch.

Such a lazy shitstick.

And that's a pretty damn easy meal, too. You don't even really need to know how to cook in order to make that. And that doesn't even require a stove/oven.

She claims that her water is “unsafe” because she lives near a plant (I’ll have to find the link in the e beggars thread), and what water she does get is always the little bottles. She has never begged for a Brita filter or bought gallon jugs. Considering that she considers drinking Mello Yello a “liquid diet,” they’d probably go to waste on Josh and her. They need that Mello Yello to survive, dammit!

Some places don't have safe municipal water or drilled wells, or the water just plain tastes bad, I'd believe it. If Josh is diabetic (type 2, probably, if she's not been begging for insulin?), full sugar soda is going to help, I'm sure.
 
What was Nulls point of forcing people who live off benefits into medieval serfdom.
This family is like a walking, roaring strawman for his argument.
Considering Polissa thinks people like her work harder than medieval peasants, I'm sure she'd find this acceptable, right?
I tried to find the screenshot of that comment but I failed. Apologies.
She claims that her water is “unsafe” because she lives near a plant (I’ll have to find the link in the e beggars thread), and what water she does get is always the little bottles. She has never begged for a Brita filter or bought gallon jugs. Considering that she considers drinking Mello Yello a “liquid diet,” they’d probably go to waste on Josh and her. They need that Mello Yello to survive, dammit!

Case in point: all that soda and she ranted about how she only had a breakfast Hot Pocket yesterday:

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I want to know what Polissa defines as a “hot healthy meal.” Takeout is also expected to be super unhealthy no matter where you go.

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I don’t know what she is talking about. There is literally a thread in Community Watch about consooming. It isn’t her dumbest political hot take, but it’s up there.

Edit: I think she’s talking about people working from home for their office jobs? Still doesn’t make sense.

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I can smell this picture.

I also wanna know if these supplements are the “gummy” ones or the “herbal” ones. She’s begged for both.
After seeing her garden is smaller than a queen sized bed, I'm rolling my eyes so hard at her carrying on like she just came in dusty from the fields. And where's she getting this meal from anyway? In the "only ate a hot pocket" tweet she says it's 10:30. The begging for money is an hour later. I know of few places open at 11:30 at night.

I wonder how often the cats cover those 11 litterless cat boxes with her clothes, towels, blankets, or whatever else they can drag over, especially since she asked for a fan to make her house not smell, not litter. I imagine that even if she made her best effort at hygiene, she would smell like a humid cat box. The thought of being her neighbor and seeing her coming, knowing she's gonna smell like cat box and pissy carpet, to tell me her life story and ask me for $10 "for medicine supplements" makes me shudder.

I feel bad for those cats. Especially the old guy who is getting no vet care at his age. I feel bad for the emotional support dog left in the damn car, too.
 
'You can't have a hot meal under $10 bucks!!!'

From Walmart:
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Your $11 will cover this plus tax. Not the healthiest because iceberg lettuce is crap, but it'll do in a pinch.

Such a lazy shitstick.
Hell, since she's not having to worry about food stamps for the rest of the month, a hot rotisserie chicken is like $5-6 bucks and a lot of meat. Of course, she probably would eat half the damn bird in one sitting, but it's better nutritionally and value wise than Hot Pockets.

Considering Polissa thinks people like her work harder than medieval peasants, I'm sure she'd find this acceptable, right?
I tried to find the screenshot of that comment but I failed. Apologies.

After seeing her garden is smaller than a queen sized bed, I'm rolling my eyes so hard at her carrying on like she just came in dusty from the fields. And where's she getting this meal from anyway? In the "only ate a hot pocket" tweet she says it's 10:30. The begging for money is an hour later. I know of few places open at 11:30 at night.

I wonder how often the cats cover those 11 litterless cat boxes with her clothes, towels, blankets, or whatever else they can drag over, especially since she asked for a fan to make her house not smell, not litter. I imagine that even if she made her best effort at hygiene, she would smell like a humid cat box. The thought of being her neighbor and seeing her coming, knowing she's gonna smell like cat box and pissy carpet, to tell me her life story and ask me for $10 "for medicine supplements" makes me shudder.

I feel bad for those cats. Especially the old guy who is getting no vet care at his age. I feel bad for the emotional support dog left in the damn car, too.
Oh yes, there is no way any of those animals are getting proper care. They don't even have litter half the time. Do they ever get fresh water? Cats have very sensitive kidneys.

Here is the time that Polissa pwn'd herself trying to get Dobby out of the hot car she locked him inside, for those not in the know:

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If you ever have a bad day, remember that you didn't lock your dog in a car to go to a "yard sell" only to land on your ass when the dog freed himself. This does sound dumb as fuck, but Polissa is dumb as fuck herself so I can buy this happening. This is coming from the same woman that tweeted these today:

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I don't think anyone here is saying that SSDI recipients should enjoy being on SSDI. It just feels insensitive and obtuse knowing how she squanders her SSDI and other government aid. Including $200 in food stamps, she is getting around $1200 every month from the government before Medicaid and other programs. There are people that work their asses off for roughly that amount or less every month. She may be getting "crumbs" but at least she doesn't have to worry about losing it if she got sick or lost a job. She should be grateful for that at least. The government doesn't have to give her shit.

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Case in point. She really thinks she's above rice and beans. Nothing wrong with rice and beans. I love red beans and rice. It's a poverty food (especially if you omit the sausage) but it's some good shit.

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The South is in a heatwave, more at 11. If this was anyone else, I'd assume that this was a joke about how hot as hell it is outside (because it is, don't get me wrong).

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This is why you don't we.en. The jokes just write themselves.
 
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I can't quote the OP and this went right over my eyeballs until just now but why is she growing plants if she's so heat intolerant? There's a heatwave coming through so she'll have to go out either during the morning or evening to water them or knowing her, she'd go out in the hottest part of the day to do it which defeats the purpose of it.
 
I can't quote the OP and this went right over my eyeballs until just now but why is she growing plants if she's so heat intolerant? There's a heatwave coming through so she'll have to go out either during the morning or evening to water them or knowing her, she'd go out in the hottest part of the day to do it which defeats the purpose of it.
Because obviously an 8 foot patch of dirt's vegetables (that take weeks to months to grow to harvest) is going to feed 2 people who regularly go through $200 worth of food in 4 days.
 
I used to have a pretty sizeable garden, and even that would just provide the occasional meal (salad) or a side of something like green beans or broccoli. Mostly I used it for stuff like pickling, salsa, hot sauces, etc. Her little dirt patch with things that should have been planted a month ago isn't going to provide jack shit, but I think she's using it as an excuse anyway, "Waaah, I'm working soooo hard, give me money for Hot Pockets."
 
I have a pepper garden this year for some homemade sauces and all of its in pots since my front yard and the side of my house are ideal places for them but you know, unlike Polissa, I do my research before i dive headfirst into something that requires as much time and dedication as growing shit. Also it's bugging me but please water your fucking elephant ears you fat cow. That shit looks drier than a desert. The Hot Pocket part fucking killed me lmao. Get used to it honey. Work off all those carbs and get your husband to work so his beetus level 2 can go down.

I know that the picture's old. I'm venting because im frustrated.
 
> Hot Pockets
> Sugary pork meat.
> Soda
> Junk food
> Mello Yello
>Mountain Dew

Gee, I wonder why she's obese. You know what, when you get to your 30s, you need to cut out the soda.

By the way, I had a great grandparent who had Diabetes and she kept eating tons of candy anyway. She died young.

That would imply she knows how to cook though, and that's a problem

She grew up in a time when home ec was still taught in schools, so she should have learned how to cook then.
 
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It does tickle me that Polissa refers to her garden as a "survival garden." She'll need to SURVIVE off that pumpkin if it survives the summer, dammit!

Guess what, y'all! We got here another grocery receipt!

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Yes, Polissa really did basically just say that she needs soda and ice cream to survive.

BTW- LD Starcrunch = Little Debbie Starcrunch. Basically very cheap mass produced "baked goods" for non Burgerland residents. I guess she bought one of those Little Debbie ice creams that Walmart carries?

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So potatoes will kill Josh, but Mello Yello won't?

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I have a feeling that the Hot Pockets (the "HP sandwich" on the receipt) is a family size pack. How many are Josh and her eating at once?

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"My house kills appliances." If it can operate a microwave and air fryer, then it should be able to run a Crockpot.

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So what have the cats been eating if they have no food? I hope they still have dry food, but this is really not something I want to think about. I may earn another tophat or two from thinking about this too much.

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If this thread gets out of PG, I'm gonna request Polissa goes to Deathfats just for this. Okay, okay. Also for the receipts. Still, look at this shit. She is 100% a HAES advocate even if she mostly bitches about not getting a universal basic income every month.
 
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