DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Apologies going back to the haircut, but I had another thought. We haven't had a good shot of the back of his head post cut, but looking closely at this picture, it looks like the hair on the side of his head just stops when it gets to the back because there is not enough hair left.

I think we are dealing with not only uneven sides, but a completely different cut and length in the back of his hair.

Phil, listen to me, man-to-man. Go back to the buzz cut, you look like you could be one of your dent fans.

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complexicon said:
I don't understand why he keeps bringing up the whole "if this was offline blah blah blah" when playing fighting games, he hasn't played a fighting game offline against other people for 8+ years.

Maybe you should just adapt to online there DSP, nobody else seem to have all these issues you have. Plus it's not like you're ever going to play "offline" at a tourny or LAN with real people again anyway.
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It's always amazing that the guy who plays Urien in 3rd Strike using the Tyrant Slaughter super instead of Aegis Reflector thinks he's a god at the game and would dominate offline. He's too stupid/lazy to know the Aegis Reflector setups that actual tournament players know, but I also think part of it is him unwilling to play a character without being able to do a random wakeup super since Aegis Reflector doesn't work that way.

Have we ever gotten confirmation on whether Phil plays everything on his consoles through Wi-Fi instead of an ethernet connection?
 
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King Nutsack said:
It's always amazing that the guy who plays Urien in 3rd Strike using the Tyrant Slaughter super instead of Aegis Reflector thinks he's a god at the game and would dominate offline. He's too stupid/lazy to know the Aegis Reflector setups that actual tournament players know, but I also think part of it is him unwilling to play a character without being able to do a random wakeup super since Aegis Reflector doesn't work that way.
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Man, what a sore loser even before he met YouTube. If he really wants to prove that he is genuinely a pro, then he should've been knowing Aegis Reflector instead of Tyrant Slaughter. Most tournament players already know AR if they are playing Urien. He sucks as bad as he was in other fighting games. He can't even fight properly without randomly wake super and fights like a gaming journalist.
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Have we ever gotten confirmation on whether Phil plays everything on his consoles through Wi-Fi instead of an ethernet connection?
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It's very possible that he heavily relies on his own Wi-Fi, because he is too lazy to connect to his ethernet and too focused on e-begging his paypigs and random people for consumption. Even if he does connect his devices to ethernet, the dirty pig will always complain about games not being built for offline gaming and how he wants games to be offline.
 
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He's now skimmed an article from Japan about cyber bullying being a criminal offense or something and didn't get the whole story for his stupid podcast or whatever. The whole story was a girl killed herself in college because some assholes fucked her over. The Japanese diet went overboard and is penalizing calling someone an idiot online as criminal and deserving of a fine.

Of course Herr Goutler loves this idea and thinks it should be implemented here because the trolls and idiot moron no life losers in their mother's basements are always lying and defaming him. That should be illegal and you (yes you!) damn dirty trolls should be paying him money for insulting him about his haircut online.

Thank God Phil is too lazy to go into politics because I'd hate to live in his ideal nation. Half the taxes collected would go to Scopely.
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He spends all his time complaining about us "defaming" him and yet, if he genuinely believed it, he has the easiest way already to stop it. He could easily file a lawsuit and win, something he claims repeatedly that if he were to do he'd win, and prove everyone wrong. Hell just show us the evidence that we are wrong, show us receipts, both literal and figurative, of where the money is really going.

And if this came to effect in America, he should know that people would immediately begin weaponise it against him as easily as he wouldn't, since all they would need to do is provoke him, something that is really easy to do. And what does he think that it coming into effect is actually going to do, he already accuses detractors of breaking the law and that hasn't stopped people, some new law isn't going to change that.
 
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Sup3r said:
He spends all his time complaining about us "defaming" him and yet, if he genuinely believed it, he has the easiest way already to stop it. He could easily file a lawsuit and win, something he claims repeatedly that if he were to do he'd win, and prove everyone wrong. Hell just show us the evidence that we are wrong, show us receipts, both literal and figurative, of where the money is really going.

And if this came to effect in America, he should know that people would immediately begin weaponise it against him as easily as he wouldn't, since all they would need to do is provoke him, something that is really easy to do. And what does he think that it coming into effect is actually going to do, he already accuses detractors of breaking the law and that hasn't stopped people, some new law isn't going to change that.
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Defamation cases are virtually impossible to win in the US. The Depp/Heard verdict is unicorn-level rare.
 
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complexicon said:
I don't understand why he keeps bringing up the whole "if this was offline blah blah blah" when playing fighting games, he hasn't played a fighting game offline against other people for 8+ years.

Maybe you should just adapt to online there DSP, nobody else seem to have all these issues you have. Plus it's not like you're ever going to play "offline" at a tourny or LAN with real people again anyway.
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And even the videos of him playing on an arcade cabinet he STILL complained about input delay, not registering inputs, cheesing (only he's allowed, block not working. The only people I've ever seen that always made excuses for losing were either 12 or hackers who at least knew hacks when they saw them. Or they just don't play games that they constantly lose and and make excuses for. I have no idea how his fans don't get sick of the constant excuses.
 
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Shredder's Revenge is something like 745 Megabytes on PC. Was Phil really worried he wouldn't be able to "Pre-buy" it? Would it take that long on your business internet Phil?

Was the thought of spending $25 on this that hard to swallow for him? You know his dents are going to $150 based on the Saturday Morning Cartoon Nostalgia alone.
 
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OH GOD!

He's a huge fan of the teenage mutant ninja turtles...
So this stream is going to be made up nostalgia like..

Dragon Ball, Evil Dead or "all those army of darkness movies", Sam Rami, Batman, Star Trek, Star War, Xmen, Pokemon, Minecraft, Street FIghter (yes he even fake fans that), Warcraft, Starcraft, Final Fantasy, Doom, Quake, Zelda, Mario etc.

This should be interesting seeing as everytime he fake fans something the amount of shit he makes up nearly doubles from the last time. Compare Kakarot to LEgo Star Wars. Went from making up small side things to plot points and characters.

And he just had breakfast....at 11 am.

ofc he did
 
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