DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I keep seeing Phil's haircut and all I can see is a snub-nose version of Anton Chigurh's.
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Damn that guy beat him in Third Strike so hard he switched games wow

DSP got beat in the SF2 remake: "its unplayable".
Ofc he only started to complain when he was losing rounds.

A taste of things to come with the capcom anniversary collection. I give it one stream and then SF goes on hiatus then back to the shitty collection.

He's going to add that the other games besides Darkstakers and Street Fighter "aren't competitive" even though they're a competitive scene in Cyberbots and red earth. Shit they're a competitive scene for random sailor moon fighter that has a side tourney at evo.

blah blah blah netcode, rollback sucks compared to delayed blah blah blah shitty port blah blah blah game won't give me blah blah blah dropped my input

It's all just appetizers for the SF6 main course. Look at all the stuff thats come out I bet he'll complain about the easy inputs it'll become to sf6 what auto combo was to KoF. Somoene did a perfect sonic boom (yes it's a thing) they didn't time it perfectly no the game gave it to them because of easy inputs. The game gave him the wrong move, easy inputs fault. Someone does a combo on him, easy inputs.

He's going to exhaust his drive gage and get a debuff then say the drive system is terrible and capcom lost it's way.

He's going to get his ass kicked, but the real question is will he hate Sf6 so much that he compliments SFV?

This is and will be literally a non issue for the rest of the goddamn world who will wake up, download, and the play the game at their own leisure.

He will still be asleep and can wake up and download no problem.

Time zones how do they work!?

It is PP, the piggy who got pissed at youtube for not rolling out Gifted memeberships on 1.1.22 at 12:01am cause they "promised" they were coming in 2022.

He's also the same guy who for the month he was a sony pony claimed GoW:R wasn't delayed because giving a release window isn't a release date, so if there was no release date there was no delay but then shit on another game that pushed back it's release window.

Dude is a walking logic puzzle, if AI ever becomes sentient and we need a logic loop to disable them just feed them DSP talking about any topic over a period of time
 
TMNT SHREDDERS REVENGE

I literally just got on my XBOX

Went to GamePass

Searched Shredder -didn't even have to type the whole thing and it auto complete-

Game Came up perfectly fine

Just finished downloading

Crisis averted guys!

If he brings up his nonsense, Jesus christ.
 
TMNT SHREDDERS REVENGE

I literally just got on my XBOX

Went to GamePass

Searched Shredder -didn't even have to type the whole thing and it auto complete-

Game Came up perfectly fine

Just finished downloading

Crisis averted guys!

If he brings up his nonsense, Jesus christ.
Spoiler: this will take up at least 10 minutes of Phil's inane rambling aka his "podcast".
 
I was watching some detractor content and then saw this comment:
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Did this actually happen at some point?
what the hell is this haircut ?!?

yes i heard it too the announcer said KO, but it has to be superbad connection rollback
The rollback actually doesnt need to be too bad for this to happen: a lot of old fighting games had their KO screen and voice lines play immediately on KO. Which means it could only have been a couple of frames, but you have already heard or seen the KO announcement start and then get rolled back.

Modern fighting games with rollback are usually designed with things like this in mind, so they can delay the KO screen a little, use slow-mo finishing blows or things like that. Because the KO voice line has that extra buffer, the rollback to have it ''taken back'' would have to be a lot worse.

It's all just appetizers for the SF6 main course. Look at all the stuff thats come out I bet he'll complain about the easy inputs it'll become to sf6 what auto combo was to KoF. Somoene did a perfect sonic boom (yes it's a thing) they didn't time it perfectly no the game gave it to them because of easy inputs. The game gave him the wrong move, easy inputs fault. Someone does a combo on him, easy inputs.

He's going to exhaust his drive gage and get a debuff then say the drive system is terrible and capcom lost it's way.

He's going to get his ass kicked, but the real question is will he hate Sf6 so much that he compliments SFV?
No way he will do that. I'm expecting
''Yeah, the game sucks. Capcom lost their way man. Ever since SFV, they ruined my favourite franchise. It sucks but it is what it is I guess. (Exaggerated sigh as he uninstalls the game)''
 
I don't understand why he keeps bringing up the whole "if this was offline blah blah blah" when playing fighting games, he hasn't played a fighting game offline against other people for 8+ years.

Maybe you should just adapt to online there DSP, nobody else seem to have all these issues you have. Plus it's not like you're ever going to play "offline" at a tourny or LAN with real people again anyway.
 
I don't understand why he keeps bringing up the whole "if this was offline blah blah blah" when playing fighting games, he hasn't played a fighting game offline against other people for 8+ years.

Maybe you should just adapt to online there DSP, nobody else seem to have all these issues you have. Plus it's not like you're ever going to play "offline" at a tourny or LAN with real people again anyway.
Remember he's the one who bragged about winning 4th place at EVO cause he "learned the nuances" of the piece of shit port of SF2 they used.

So he can do that, but he can't learn the nuances of online play, got it.
 
Fucking looks like he's going to a gay bar. That haircut is gay as fuck and Phil does not wear a low fade well. It just makes him look like a Hitler youth.
Ackshually in the case of DSP it makes him look like a cardboard cutout of the eternal Polack degenerate the Jügend would've used for target practice.
 
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