DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Bill Elliot]

Dave looks like an AIDs patient more and more everyday.

 

[IHateMyJob]

Why does Phil insist that him eating on stream is a reward people get excited for?

Same reason he thinks putting on glasses is a reward. I get the stupid fucking hats and vests because Space Nazi Phil will never not be funny.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

i love how Phil is explaining TMNT like he’s seeking funding for a pilot episode. He’s so cringe. He acts like he has wisdom to impart but he watched TMNT like any other kid in the 80s-90s. Who gives a shit. It just further proves that his audience is a bunch of children as he tries to explain something most people grew up with…

 

[Dona Morte]

When the new He Man show came out I watched it with hubby.
I asked him about the toys he had.
He told me about maybe 2 or 3 toys he had.
Food MAYBE was mentioned?

This man is spending over 40 minutes YAPPING about Ninja Turles toys and food he ate.
HOLY SHIT, this is a mid life crisis.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

This is like a child at school braging about his toys and when you ask where they are he says at his dad's/mom's/grandparent's/girl friend in Canada's house in another state

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil talkin about all the toys he had. Technodrome which was one of the fuck huge sets for them. All the turtles, and not only one footsoldier, but more so there was an army! Edit: Update, all turtles, Beebop, Rocksteady, Shredder, Krang, Casey Jones, Splinter, mulitple footsoldiers, some of the frogs, Baxter, some vehicle and more he knows but can't quite remember.

What a spoiled child. But of course he always put the toys back when it was time to leave the store. Yup.

 

[der rademacher]

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The lady at Curls & Twirls really fucked his shit up

And the morale of the story: even if you are a pompous, smug asshole, never act like one towards a service person if they still have to perform said service.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

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The lady at Curls & Twirls really fucked his shit up

Can someone edit this with the “Fuck my shit up” photo of Brendan Fraser?

Reference:

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

And the morale of the story: even if you are a pompous, smug asshole, never act like one towards a service person if they still have to perform said service.

Also, instead of begging for tips, give tips instead.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So he wasn't into it at first but then "jumped on the bandwagon"
I don't know why but that kinda made me laugh cause ofc he did.`

 

[der rademacher]

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Maybe he sees this when he looks in the mirror.

Pfff. He could take him. Adkins is 45 now, meaning he is slow. Phil would waddle rings around him until he get's dizzy and then... knockout.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Holy fuck this fake-ass story about Phil getting to the final couple of bosses in the TMNT arcade game after only playing it once. Phil, no one that doesn't have a caved-in skull believes this bullshit. Arcades are like your gatcha addiction: designed to suck as much money from people stupid enough to blow two weeks' worth of allowance on them. Only now, you blow an entire stream's worth of money on a game that you basically pay to win at with no skill. And you still come out looking like a retard. At least with arcades, you had to "get good" in order to win.

Oh wait, that takes work. And we know how you feel about work.

 

[PieceofShet]

The TMNT branched him out to the arcades so he is going full circle by playing this.

 

[Kheapathic]

All I'm hearing is we need to go back in time to stop the Ninja Turtles from becoming a thing.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Eddy is Phil’s biggest detractor it looks like as it allowed for Phil to become what he is today…

 

[UsedUp]

Phil talkin about all the toys he had. Technodrome which was one of the fuck huge sets for them. All the turtles, and not only one footsoldier, but more so there was an army!

What a spoiled child. But of course he always put the toys back when it was time to leave the store. Yup.

No wonder he cant ride a bike or swim. He was busy playing with his HeMan set and TMNT technodrome as a kid. And he cries he was poor as a child.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil isn't even gonna mention how Super Shredder in the second movie was played by Kevin Nash? The fuck Phil, I thought you liked Ninja Turtles and Wrestling.

 

[Full Race Replay]

"Milking the cow" (combined with jerking off motion) Freudian slip

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Would be willing to bet money there is a story out there regarding some other popular franchise that got him into arcades that could contradict this TMNT horseshit lmao.

 

[Iron Hamster]

he just used the word "dudette" unironically
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also, 'my history with the turtles', holy fuck

the only history he might have is buying them instead of gerbils to be the contrarian gay.

at 5-8 years old he was questioning the reality of the ninja turtles. and watched after-school cartoons in the morning while understanding why the foot were robots.

he might have questioned their reality 5-8 years ago but this is the guy who thought wrestling was real until like a month ago.