It was in the sacred Jedi texts too. What an asshole.
By the way, where did Jake even get those books from? And why would the Jedi use physical books?
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By the way, where did Jake even get those books from? And why would the Jedi use physical books?
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IIRC, weren't tablets and the like so ubiquitous that when Luke and co. saw physical books on the Chiss homeworld they had to be reminded how they worked? I know George made it a point to not show paper on screen to hammer home that it's a sci-fi setting.
Yes, I know the Chiss homeworld thing is original EU. My point stands.
Yes, I know the Chiss homeworld thing is original EU. My point stands.
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The Grand Inquisitor is back. Saw that one coming, but that doesn't make it any less stupid.
Reva is such a lolcow in universe that she can't even stab someone correctly. SMH. Disney will continue to use her as a shield for any criticisms for the show.
Reva is such a lolcow in universe that she can't even stab someone correctly. SMH. Disney will continue to use her as a shield for any criticisms for the show.
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The only explanation for why he didn’t kill her is that given she’s a lolcow in-universe he probably wants to see what other dumb shit she’d be up to before killing her off. Like the fact he knew she was an incompetent fuck up, immediately beat her ass, and made her grand inquisitor while the original was likely in some hospital bed. It really is the only logical explanation that she’s just a joke to the Empire like not even any stormtroopers or Child Leia seem to be intimidated by her.
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The problem with this is Vader kills people like that and Disney unironically thinks they're writing her to be a good character.
Can't wait to see people justify why they should smoke the digital crack pipe to see if the tainted shit won't make their eyes bleed for the final episode.
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"I must apologize for Reva. She is an idiot. We have purposely trained her wrong as a joke."
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In all seriousness, I honestly don't get why she was spared like what benefit is there to keeping her beyond being a joke cause I'm sure there are more laughably stupid people in the Star Wars universe.
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>it's a RLM keeps shitting on the Prequels for no reason after 500 years episode
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UH, THAT IS NOT MY JOB SIR: A Star Wars Tale
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If you're a fan of Star Wars and don't feel that way about what Disney's done, then I don't think you have a functioning brain.
If you're expecting Disney to treat the Force as anything other that mere superpowers then you're in for a world of disappointment.
They're ancient relics, there's no reason the Jedi would bin them if they still hold significance.
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"Ha! Stomach to lightsaber style, how do you like it?"
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Oh there’s a reason
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The benefit is that Kathleen Kennedy gets her own woke hero to play with.
At first I thought they were going to steal Force Unleashed's bag and have him take her on as some kind of super secret apprentice he intended to use to overthrow The Emperor. They might still do that, but I was honestly relieved when she got left there to rot.
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And to think she is going to be a Star Wars star from now on, and you'd best like it bigot.
She's getting her own show so they still might do it (technically all of Kenobi is her show, which they probably just split up to attract viewers because of the legacy name since not as many would watch a show called Reva). And they've already created some Force Unleashed Starkiller knockoffs, including one that was Darth Maul's secret apprentice. It looks like they will even be copying the plot of TFU2 for that new EA game along with its gameplay and visuals again.
RLM back and forth argument incoming
But neither Obi Wan nor Yoda had them. They were just sitting on the Jedi island nobody talked about for some reason.
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To deflect all criticism because she's black and also a woman!1!1!1!!1 It doesn't matter if she's those reasons behind, people still would pile up criticism regardless of excuses.
Great, and more repetitive things, copying TFU2 for plots of her own show. It's just a big loophole again.
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So, let me get this straight. We have an Ahsoka Tano show, a Cassian Andor show, and now a Reva show too? It pains me to say this, but, I just can’t get excited about Star Wars anymore. Disney has burned out my interest in the franchise to the point where nothing they announce fills me with the same excitement I would have had when I was eight.
Name a single alien character in Kenobi.
You can't.
You can't.
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They're a disappointing none presence. Just some guy dressed as a star-nosed mole and those douchebags from Aladdin's Rebels that don't even look alien anymore. That and a bunch of ugly ass sequel aliens with no names or even names for their races.