DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Nice haircut Phil.

Your head now looks worse than Marlin's.

 

[DukeMorty]

Hm, I'm surprised I have not seen more superthanks since I last checked, maybe I made a mistake. Anyways, take a look at the last one:
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Looks like some people will never know about the serious problems involving DSP, no matter how big and outrageous they are, like what happened with the bank leaks.

Do you think that guy knows about the gacha addiction, and the leaked expenses? I know for a fact some don't and the only reason they seem OK with contributing is because they have not investigated or cared enough when it comes to this... if they did, their opinion on DSP could actually change.

He 100% needs to rely on his safe bubble and immediate discredit of detractors so that people like these don't get too curious. (I'm talking about those I mentioned, I know there's lost cases and attention seekers that will donate no matter what)

The Steel Toe Morning Show did a super thanks to pity him and "get licensing permission" to watch some of his videos while they criticized his begging and dumb logic about getting permission for videos. It is dumb that they gave Phil money but they are not fans. They have a 40+ minute long video just shitting on him and they are thinking of doing mini segments on him just for the laughs.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

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He was so excited at the thought of stalling with another "retro" game he couldn't even finish his sentence.

He acts like this is his mature adult BUSINESS and is to be taken seriously and then makes typos that would get you fired in any job that involves drafting business docs. Especially since these are public facing.

He's really just such a lazy, uncaring cocksucker on every level.

 

[Corpun]

at 5-8 years old he was questioning the reality of the ninja turtles. and watched after-school cartoons in the morning while understanding why the foot were robots.

And at 12-15 he was wanting a Wolverine toy for its economic value (It was really rare dood he could resell it for more than mommy and daddy paid for).

No wonder he cant ride a bike or swim.

I know the lore on not knowing how to ride a bike but being unable to swim? This man could drown in three feet of water couldn't he?

There's no 'growing into' this.

Does his hair even grow anymore?

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This photo does a really great job at showing how bad his chin is now with all that fat that got stored there.

 

[Iron Father]

Jesus fuck what... What is that fade? It's totally uneven haha

Actually a helmet head.

Oof!

 

[Genichiro]

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Phil should get a neck brace so he can avoid turning in his head and complete the "victim" look.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

It could be possible that the lady who typically cuts his hair wasn't there and he just said "fuck it put me with whoever" and he explained how he wanted his hair cut in the most autistic way possible. But I'm sure he would have bitched about that on stream. Plus that cut by itself looks atrocious.

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That long part should be faded to blend with the shorter hair. It looks like they just stopped cutting. I've gotten some weird haircuts from ladies that I hadn't noticed were bad until after I've gotten home, but this is next level

 

[WolverineGuy22]

In regards to DSPs new cut. Some in the industry would say he is known as a choosing beggar. The guy who comes in with clearly receding hair, who has done nothing to prevent this inevitability, who doesn't take care of his hair on his own time. Then shows a picture of some handsome guy, "I want to look like this!". The barber will do their best to mimic the cut, and style their hair to look like the picture...

..the only problem is - said beggar goes back into his old habits. Only now, he has a haircut that needs to styled by a professional every single time to look the same as the day it was cut.

Now, not all at once, but what do we think DSP did here?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I still can't get over this haircut
Why in the FUCK are you letting a woman touch your hair AT ALL as a man? What the fuck is wrong with this dude?

 

[But I Digress]

I still can't get over this haircut
Why in the FUCK are you letting a woman touch your hair AT ALL as a man? What the fuck is wrong with this dude?

He's a married man, I can't believe he cheated on Khet

 

[SojiroSakura]

Actually a helmet head.
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Wow that chin fat, too. It's almost a straight line from the bottom of his neck to his chin. Totally not overweight.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

"Alright there's some idiots on the internet right now, talking about me and I don't care about about it!" 5 seconds later "If you can believe it, they're talking and micro-analysing my HAIR CUT!!! This is what these braindread morons are talking about!! I'm so done with these idiots....anyway, if you could tip me during the stream that would be great."

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Ask and ye shall receive.

PLEASE!!! support my on-demand content by either tipping, superchats, or superstickers. Tips are the best though as I can spend it RIGHT NOW! *Snort*

His hair is really that bad.
You know when you're done and they spin you around and ask how you think it looks? He didn't say anything?

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

"Alright there's some idiots on the internet right now, talking about me and I don't care about about it!" 5 seconds later "If you can believe it, they're talking and micro-analysing my HAIR CUT!!! This is what these braindread morons are talking about!! I'm so done with these idiots....anyway, if you could tip me during the stream that would be great."

Are you sure about that, Philliam? Because you're getting awfully salty about it, dood! Like you didn't try to fix it up last night.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It could be possible that the lady who typically cuts his hair wasn't there and he just said "fuck it put me with whoever" and he explained how he wanted his hair cut in the most autistic way possible. But I'm sure he would have bitched about that on stream. Plus that cut by itself looks atrocious.

That long part should be faded to blend with the shorter hair. It looks like they just stopped cutting. I've gotten some weird haircuts from ladies that I hadn't noticed were bad until after I've gotten home, but this is next level

Be a shame if someone sent pics to Curls and Twirls and asked if that was the quality of cut they would get.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

Be a shame if someone sent pics to Curls and Twirls and asked if that was the quality of cut they would get.

someone should post a yelp review as snort and complain about the haircut

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I checked out Curls and Twirls and they had no photos of men's cuts posted on their page. Zero.

They're not used to cutting and styling men's hair and their one male regular has hair that reflects the state of his career and life and there's not much you can do with that.

 

[Lolidaki]

it's kinda funny how he always blames low tips on "no new games" then you look at the shit he's been playing and will play in the upcoming weeks, he wants to play the arcade collection and sonic collection, just played a throwback with TMNT today, PS + "coverage" got us even more Street Fighter and him getting his ass beat at Tekken 2, surely these will save the stream.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I checked out Curls and Twirls and they had no photos of men's cuts posted on their page. Zero.

They're not used to cutting and styling men's hair and their one male regular has hair that reflects the state of his career and life and there's not much you can do with that.

So you're saying they're on level 1 of men's haircuts?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I checked out Curls and Twirls and they had no photos of men's cuts posted on their page. Zero.

They're not used to cutting and styling men's hair and their one male regular has hair that reflects the state of his career and life and there's not much you can do with that.

If you know the lore, the lady that cuts his hair is the one that he used to go to at Mastercuts, then she decided to open her own hair salon. She's used to cutting guys hair, she probably isn't used to giving fades.