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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 45.4%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.1%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 53 44.5%
  • Total voters
    119
Tonberry said:
I mean, he only spends a few minutes with Rozy at most every now and then, you can't expect him to wait for his daughter to actually smile for real. He has to do stuff far more important than hanging out with his family, like hollering and picking e-fights on Twitter dot com. Let's just take a photo of her looking absolutely terrified and tell people she was smiling earlier, it'll work just as well.
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Here’s the thing: Smiling babies often stop smiling when you pull out a camera or phone. It distracts them and that curiosity makes their smile disappear. So people make silly faces or whatever to get them to smile again. That’s how it goes.

But there’s no reason for him to post these unsmiling, unremarkable pictures — except to try to bait alogs. And if he can’t get the abuse he wants, he’ll generate it from one of his socks.

TL;DR Ralph goes to great lengths to use his newborn daughter as a pawn in his internet squabbles. He does the same thing with the son he abandoned. They’re both better off the more he stays away from them.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
TL;DR Ralph goes to great lengths to use his newborn daughter as a pawn in his internet squabbles. He does the same thing with the son he abandoned.
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True, but that shouldn't even come as a surprise anymore, for a while now literally every aspect of Ralph's life has revolved around his internet fights. He has admitted it himself many times already, the only thing that makes him get up in the morning is his hate for people who laughed at him on the internet. He has no friends or close acquaintances anymore, and only sees his wife and child as tools he can use to own the haydurs and ahawgs. He lives a really pathetic and empty joke of a life that is completely devoid of meaning and you really shouldn't expect anything more of him.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Here’s the thing: Smiling babies often stop smiling when you pull out a camera or phone. It distracts them and that curiosity makes their smile disappear. So people make silly faces or whatever to get them to smile again. That’s how it goes.

But there’s no reason for him to post these unsmiling, unremarkable pictures — except to try to bait alogs. And if he can’t get the abuse he wants, he’ll generate it from one of his socks.

TL;DR Ralph goes to great lengths to use his newborn daughter as a pawn in his internet squabbles. He does the same thing with the son he abandoned. They’re both better off the more he stays away from them.
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Tbh, Rozy looks more gassy than amused by Ralph.
 
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MediocreMilt said:
Ralph has now filtered the shit out of the exact photo he claims wasn't filtered, but merely an accurate depiction of his misshapen head:
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Nick Fuentes posts something, Ralph turns around and parrots him like a day later, it's like clockwork

Kind of embarrassing for an almost 40 year old man-pig to try and emulate a early 20s queer
 
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Willis Vargnes said:
INB4 he abuses his child, it's a horrible sight to be seen.

But let see if the child abandons him first, but that's easier said than done.
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Just being a drunk bellowing ragepig is abuse. Just being absent is abuse.

Ralph cries about how his dad fucked him up the ass, while fucking both his own kids up the ass. What a piece of shit. The best thing he could do for everyone in his life is just die.
Jin101 said:
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He is ragepigging at everyone, except for a gay man whose dick he sucks at every opportunity. What a sad, strange little man. I don't pity him.
 
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MvAgusta said:
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Ralph’s Hollerin’ about the Vickers again
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Why does he keep running with this "sucker punch" narrative? We all saw how thoroughly Dan dominated him in the streets of Lisbon.

If Cog and Dan are criminals, why didn't they go to jail. Ethan? You are convicted felon and sex offender, they're free birds.
 
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Smarty Pants said:
Why does he keep running with this "sucker punch" narrative? We all saw how thoroughly Dan dominated him in the streets of Lisbon.
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Ralph was looking right at Dan the Man when he got mogged. There was no sucker punch at all, just a fat pussy getting his ass kicked by a chav. And it looked completely effortless from Dan's part.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Ralph was looking right at Dan the Man when he got mogged. There was no sucker punch at all, just a fat pussy getting his ass kicked by a chav. And it looked completely effortless from Dan's part.
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A sucker punch is punching someone when they're not expecting it, like walking up to someone pretending you know them and then just punching them in the face. The ragepig was ragepigging right at this dude when he got entirely legitimately punched.
 
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