🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 45.8%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.2%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 52 44.1%
  • Total voters
    118
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Every time Ralph is punched it is a sucker punch because he is a sucker.
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it's funny because of both ralph fights on video, he's the only one who legitimately sucker punched someone. He sucker punched riley after the gunt-a-like was letting him collect his lost phone and leave without more slaps from autistic women, faggots, and pedos.
 
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Jin101 said:
Actual post from Ralph

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Why the fuck would we want to cancel Ralph?
Ralph you're the most milk loaded cow on the site, not a week goes by without you being baited into some fucking epic self own or red faced hollerin' frenzy, why would we want to stop that?
You're our dancing pig, Barnum would have fucking loved you and you're all ours, we don't want you gone lol.
Now dance for us piggy.
Dance.
 
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Ralph sueycide-baiting Fuentes should have been predictable given his recent history, but it’s still a little startling to see a middle aged man act like a 14yo girl when her BF wants to break up with her.
Ralph bro, if you neck yourself, your children will be at a 50% higher risk for suicide themselves. I know you don’t GAF, but don’t do that to them, on top of all the other burdens you’ve already given them.
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Ralph sueycide-baiting Fuentes should have been predictable given his recent history, but it’s still a little startling to see a middle aged man act like a 14yo girl when her BF wants to break up with her.
Ralph bro, if you neck yourself, your children will be at a 50% higher risk for suicide themselves. I know you don’t GAF, but don’t do that to them, on top of all the other burdens you’ve already given them.
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Is that really your interpretation of that tweet?
 
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Smarty Pants said:
Why does he keep running with this "sucker punch" narrative? We all saw how thoroughly Dan dominated him in the streets of Lisbon.

If Cog and Dan are criminals, why didn't they go to jail. Ethan? You are convicted felon and sex offender, they're free birds.
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Because his (legitimate) audience are even more IQ deficient than he is, and everything he says they take as gospel. Even if it's on video showing otherwise clear as day, what Ralph says is their ultimate truth.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Ethan is so fucking mad he missed out on an easy $100k paycheck on account of his paper-thin skin. Imagine being such an insecure moron that you piss away your only shot at ever having the money for a down payment on a house. (Others would have more than one shot. But this is Ralph.)

The suicidal urges he’s revealed in all those leaked texts aren’t gonna go away after passing up six figures out of fear of being laughed at.

Also why does he live in shithole Richmond anyway? He definitely belongs in the ghetto of somewhere so trashy, so it makes sense. But I cannot fathom choosing to live in a third world city with no ties to the area keeping me there. It’s not like he’s staying so he can drive his mother to dialysis.
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The fight was obviously doomed to fail from the start and I'm shocked people keep thinking it wasn't.

No way any promotion would let him fight with his health, no way he'd be able to get in shape in time, and even if he did he has existing health issues that would prevent him from being able to compete like him vomiting blood.

Andy and Keem had to have known Ralph was too unhealthy to fight Andy, I refuse to believe they're retarded enough to think otherwise. They probably just wanted to generate drama and hype for Keem's boxing event. Promise Ralph v Warski, get the event the fight will be a part of in everyone's mind, Ralph inevitably cancels, have Warski fight someone else. That spreads the word farther than Warski just fighting some rando.

There was no $100k paycheck because Ralph would be disallowed from attending because he would literally be killed immediately.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Oh puh-puh-puuuuhleease don't abandon me Daddah Nick! Ahm your baby boy! Ah love you Daddah! Yew take such good care ah me and help fight off all muh bullies and Ah don't know what Ah'd do if you left for that pack uh smokes!
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Ralph needs to take that Nick loyalty pledge yesterday. Offering embarrassing levels of thanks and praise is simply not enough.

Gunt really is worried that Nick bailed on his show appearance tonight. He’s even running down to BA stream house to try to shore up support with Nick’s new favorite 36 year streamer.

Gunt was such a fool to go with a platform where his existence depends on the whims of a 23 year old fag having a very bad year. A year made far worse by the Gunt.
 
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Jin101 said:
GuntVision™
An archive for the blocked.
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Thanks but I'm not clicking that shit.
MirnaMinkoff said:
Gunt was such a fool to go with a platform where his existence depends on the whims of a 23 year old fag having a very bad year. A year made far worse by the Gunt.
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He's practically on his hands and knees at this point. We know how they both really feel deep inside given their prior arguments from several years ago on air. I strongly doubt their opinions have deeply changed but instead declared a stalemate and let bygones be bygones but with the caveat that at a moments notice they'll both start drudging up really old shit or the rumours/accusations that are constantly floating around.

Regardless, this show with Beardson and Baked is just going to be ball washing for Fuentes for a couple of hours bare minimum. I guess it was bound to happen anyway whether Nick showed up or not. I fully expect Ralph to ham :hambone: it up with glowing praise for the Mexican catboy savior of the white race to the point it will be nauseatingly cringe.
 
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As much as i hate to say it, the first takedown from dan wasn't exactly clean. He was going at cog and didn't realise dan was there. I wouldn't call it a sucker punch, but it was a bit of a dirty move. But the 2nd, 3rd adn 4th.. and fifth? Those were clean and you got handled bitch boy.
If it was such a big deal, why did you continue to try to fight them both, you stupid fuck @theralph You lost any claim to a sucker punch when you charged them again.
 
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