Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[hereh2read]

Chloe does a Halo theme song challenge, and then justifies that isn't her 'real voice', it was just one she used for the video...of course she doesn''t really have a deep male's voice!

Watch the exclusive rendition of the Halo theme by Chloe here! --->

https://twitter.com/Miss_Chloe1991/status/1528464495747731456

Listen to Chloe talk about her trans journey and hopes for her cock inversion in this 3 minute video. Using her REAL voice (aka A very fake 'posh' accent). + Filtered to high hell.

https://www.facebook.com/100043723658528/videos/1127462257812248/

However, there is trouble brewing.



I kind of can't wait til they have the chop And see the realisation come tumbling out that it was all an AGP fetish and with no balls = no sexual excitement from it.

 

[pr3nt177]

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Fat fuck wants to kill himself cause his doctor told him he couldn't chop his dick unless he lost 32 pounds.



Anytime I feel like bored I scroll thru reddit and always find small gems like that and it makes me smile.

If he wanted the surgery so bad he'd put the fork down more.

 

[montepio]

Not sure if too relevant, since it is in Brazilian Portuguese, but basically this "being" is whining because at a beauty salon they do not want to shave his girldick. Jessica Yaniv from the tropics?

I found his Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/xkimflores (locked out!)

He is still bitching there.

hue hue hue BR!

 

[Niggerphobe]

After following the yaniv bullock for a while nothing surprises me any more with trannies. I'll just leave this memorable quote with you (he actually put this on a legal court document iirc)...


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Tranny potato man

 

[Pinga]

It would be interesting to see which sex and orientation finds which surgical abomination more disgusting.

I sort of think that straight women and gay men may find the phallo to be grossest, while gay women and straight men are more repulsed by the vaginoplasty. Could be flipped though. Results would be interesting nonetheless.

As a bi woman, I think the frankenhole is the grossest (is that a word?). The fake penis, you can kinda disinfect it I guess. Could really not be that much more filthier than an actual penis. Just weird floppy sausage.

But damn, an amhole? If you put something in there the only way to be sure it's clean is to just burn it off. You don't know what's in there. Might be a new supervirus brewing in some troons hairy colon cave.

 

[Squid Bitch]

Chloe does a Halo theme song challenge, and then justifies that isn't her 'real voice', it was just one she used for the video...of course she doesn''t really have a deep male's voice!

Watch the exclusive rendition of the Halo theme by Chloe here! --->

https://twitter.com/Miss_Chloe1991/status/1528464495747731456

Archiving:

Sounds more like the random, unintelligible vocalizations you'd hear coming from a non-verbal severely autistic adult man, than it does the Halo theme or anything even remotely "woman."

Spoiler: Archiving that Facebook video, too

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

FTMs never understand what being a real man is like, and thus they are always going to be outside, noses pressed against the glass, looking in.

Like i said before and i think i will keep saying until the end of days, women have no idea about being men and men have no idea about being women. Whatever ideas they have in their heads are either percieved bullshit or degenerate fetishes.

Another different thing is what men or women want, but that's a different thing.

used their lefty credentials to argue about family abolition, but with the obvious desire to alienate children from their parents for the purposes of sex and grooming.

If i remember correctly they also tried to abolish the age of consent through those credentials, saying it was harmful to children and dehumanizing. You know... the typical bullshit.

Not sure if too relevant, since it is in Brazilian Portuguese, but basically this "being" is whining because at a beauty salon they do not want to shave his girldick. Jessica Yaniv from the tropics?

I watched the video and it's essentially another Yaniv spergout situation. Tranny goes to salon and ask the staff about intimate hair removal. Brings up that he's a tranny, gets told that they only do services to women there and suddenly it's horrible discrimination because he says that his genitals don't matter for that. Nothing new under the rainbow of madness.

 

[that can't be right]

Not sure if too relevant, since it is in Brazilian Portuguese, but basically this "being" is whining because at a beauty salon they do not want to shave his girldick. Jessica Yaniv from the tropics?

I found his Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/xkimflores (locked out!)

He is still bitching there.

hue hue hue BR!

The tranny was obnoxious
They were polite with him, she said she would ask the girl who does the waxing if she could do it, because as the salon is only for women (the tranny of course goes "but I am a woman!!") they don't have any experience (waxing male genitalia). When they say that no one working there has any experience the guy says "then you should put up a sign: we only wax pussies, because this is so embarrassing for me, blablabla" complete uncalled for

This is just him starting shit for no reason because there are plenty of salons that do make it clear they offer genital waxing for both men and women and therefore will have people with the necessary experience, going to a women only salon was a bitch move. It's funny cause he doesn't even say woman in his twitter bio, he rightly uses the word transvestite, yet suddenly doesn't know what that entails

I'll admit I usually don't hate trannies from my country anywhere near as hard as I hate the American ones because they're usually normal people and have more sense than to try to pull this entitled shit, but looks like this one is a classic narcissistic victim complex American flavored tranny

 

[Peaches Demure]

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Sounds more like the random, unintelligible vocalizations you'd hear coming from a non-verbal severely autistic adult man, than it does the Halo theme or anything even remotely "woman."

[/SPOILER]

His Halo theme song sounds vaguely similar to the singing voice of SRS surgery horrors resident, the Trench Torso TIF. Of course, she's female poorly affectating a male voice, but they both manage to sound like tards. Maybe being tone-deaf has something to do with it?

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Alright everyone let's have a poll.

Why are Male To Females Over Represented on This Thread.
They Always Look Horrifying, More so than their FtM peers

They give off that "flesh mask" vibe and make me uncomfortably aware that my flesh is just a suit worn by my skeleton

They have a fetish for anything and everything but consent and are actively trying to break into my restroom as we speak

Failed man

Possess unrepentant hatred of women, demonstrated by their weird ass views

What the fuck are you talking about?

Agree, different reason/not sure

They were spawned from the fetid crotch of anime, and the punishment for that is death

TMI: Never shut up about Troon shit.

Thunk: All of the above

 

[chickenbutt]

Alright everyone let's have a poll.

Why are Male To Females Over Represented on This Thread.
They Always Look Horrifying, More so than their FtM peers

They give off that "flesh mask" vibe and make me uncomfortably aware that my flesh is just a suit worn by my skeleton

They have a fetish for anything and everything but consent and are actively trying to break into my restroom as we speak

Failed man

Possess unrepentant hatred of women, demonstrated by their weird ass views

What the fuck are you talking about?

Agree, different reason/not sure

They were spawned from the fetid crotch of anime, and the punishment for that is death

You really need to have an option for "all of the above", and when you do I choose that one.

 

[Shig O'nella]

You really need to have an option for "all of the above", and when you do I choose that one.

Also needs the specific option "They never fucking shut up about troon shit." Call that one the TMI react.

 

[Marvin]

As a bi woman, I think the frankenhole is the grossest (is that a word?). The fake penis, you can kinda disinfect it I guess. Could really not be that much more filthier than an actual penis. Just weird floppy sausage.

But damn, an amhole? If you put something in there the only way to be sure it's clean is to just burn it off. You don't know what's in there. Might be a new supervirus brewing in some troons hairy colon cave.

I think you're mostly right and that has been my thinking for awhile. But recently I've started to think the amhole and Frankenpenis are more competitive in disgust than I realized when I learned that they can sometimes grow hair inside them. The thing is, they have to construct an extended neourethra through the armsausage. To me, this sounds like a colossally bad idea (what if your fucking peehole heals shut?), but whatever. They make it out of normal skin, probably electrolysed, but we know how well that works out for amholes. So yeah, they can grow hair in their neococks too. This has been reported, I believe.

Artificial cavities in your body are a horrible idea.

 

[Pinga]

I think you're mostly right and that has been my thinking for awhile. But recently I've started to think the amhole and Frankenpenis are more competitive in disgust than I realized when I learned that they can sometimes grow hair inside them. The thing is, they have to construct an extended neourethra through the armsausage. To me, this sounds like a colossally bad idea (what if your fucking peehole heals shut?), but whatever. They make it out of normal skin, probably electrolysed, but we know how well that works out for amholes. So yeah, they can grow hair in their neococks too. This has been reported, I believe.

Artificial cavities in your body are a horrible idea.

This read like someone wrote a cookbook for horrors and I somehow landed on the chapter on how to induce sepsis.

 

[OttoWest]

As a bi woman, I think the frankenhole is the grossest (is that a word?). The fake penis, you can kinda disinfect it I guess. Could really not be that much more filthier than an actual penis. Just weird floppy sausage.

But damn, an amhole? If you put something in there the only way to be sure it's clean is to just burn it off. You don't know what's in there. Might be a new supervirus brewing in some troons hairy colon cave.

But when the faux wang rots off, voila! Another open, oozing wound!

 

[Marvin]

But when the faux wang rots off, voila! Another open, oozing wound!

It's all very manly, my king

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

Spoiler: Some number sperging incoming

I know this image has been shared before but I want to compare this with the highest stat: racism, which is a little over 3000 as we can see.

We know that violent misgendering crimes are at 84. For there to have been an increase by 87% that means the previous year there were approximately 45. Assuming this is a trend and will keep increasing by 87% every year (which I somehow doubt, it’ll most likely increase more sharply) it would take another 6 years for them to actually become “the most vulnerable and oppressed minority” according to this graph. (157 > 293 > 549 > 1027 > 1920 > 3591 (rounded down as there are only whole people))

I had some faggot get angry with me and asked me why everything had to be a contest.
For anyone to be the “most” of anything, there needs to be a “least” and stuff in between of anything. Otherwise you can’t make this comparison. Also considering how proudly they wear this title it’s weird they don’t consider this a competition?

 

[veri]

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Fat fuck wants to kill himself cause his doctor told him he couldn't chop his dick unless he lost 32 pounds.



Anytime I feel like bored I scroll thru reddit and always find small gems like that and it makes me smile.

losing 32lbs is NOT hard especially at that weight. a bmi of 40 weighing 257lb puts him at around 5’7 to 5’8

is he working out 5 days a week? probably fucking not.

these are about his maintenance calories. the absolute minimum not including exercise. if you want your dick chopped off that badly you shouldn’t have a hard time

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

these are about his maintenance calories. the absolute minimum not including exercise. if you want your dick chopped off that badly you shouldn’t have a hard time

I mean... There is also fasting. Maybe that person haven't thought the brillian idea of skipping a few meals if he wants to lose weight.

 

[Plumber's Kokoro Wish]

Dude's gonna go feral in 3, 2, 1.
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Here's his glorious work.

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https://archive.ph/mdu7L

Lol he even sucks at drawing, that leaves his only other self professed skill of talking about politics. That's super attractive right?