DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

I’ve never heard of Red Earth, but a lion man with a sword fighting a dinosaur sure looks cool.

It was the only game that wasn't a Street Fighter than ran on Capcoms CPS3 system and got a very limited release cause reasons I think something to do with how delicate the internals of the cabinets were.

 

[Lolidaki]

this might shock some of you but Dave might be a bit retarded. Was rewinding and skipping through today's menu stream so far only to find he has retained next to no information from the first one, he couldn't find the ps1/ps2 classics right away, thinks the "ps4" label on ps2 games meant native ps4 and not the remasters from ps4, etc. Forever on Level 1
Edit: He's still using RAGE (though not by name because goldfish memory) as his baseline for "I can't play PC games/fightcade" despite having emulated before, he badly wants to scam a pc out of somebody.

 

[marlintan]

mentioned before but phil's incredible low IQ just makes him think "people were mean to me so i feel bad" or "something i didn't like happened so i feel bad" is depression as opposed to the continual drum of "i deserve to die i deserve to die i deserve to die" on repeat 24/7.

if you want to read depression, hang out in chat with ol' marlin and you'll get it every day

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

oh no.. poor phil. he was duped by the game

THE GAME MADE HIM CHEAT ON KHET

wow im so sad. divorce saga incoming. theres nothing he could do, god of war 2 made him see booba

 

[Wasabi Panda]

this aversion to boobs is fascinating....he gets so uncomfortable and cringey. It's not nudity as he claims since he acts like night and day between male and female nudity.

Are we sure that was khet and not mama burnell in a wig pretending to be his wife and the real khet is buried in the garage.

and holy shit phil, stop saying pixelated. You don't know what it means also what do the original God Of War, DMC and Neir Automata have in common. I could understand his rambling over the game sounds.

 

[DrunkTaco]

Watch Phil's reaction during the LoUS2 sex scene, he is repulsed by the idea of human sexuality and all women.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Watch Phil's reaction during the LoUS2 sex scene, he is repulsed by the idea of human sexuality and all women.

that scene is legitimately disgusting

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

that scene is legitimately disgusting

I wonder if favorite cripple mafia button man had input into that particular scene I'd say yeah cause you gotta claw your eyes after seeing it.

 

[Pargon]

that scene is legitimately disgusting

Yeah, any sex scene written by a blatant chaser shouldn’t be a barometer for anyone’s sexuality.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

mentioned before but phil's incredible low IQ just makes him think "people were mean to me so i feel bad" or "something i didn't like happened so i feel bad" is depression as opposed to the continual drum of "i deserve to die i deserve to die i deserve to die" on repeat 24/7.

He feels bad because his actions have consequences (or conseconses as he says it) but I wouldn't call that depression, obviously if your life was as shit as his you would feel sad, but I wouldn't consider him depressed in any way since I see that as a general feeling of anguish rather than "I get drunk every night and spend all of my money on doordash and WWE, I have zero dollars on my account and my future is bleak, I have a 300lb horse for a wife, no friends, hobbies, everyone hates me and I have to repeat all of this again tomorrow until I die".

If Phil was in the royal Saudi family he wouldn't feel depressed at all since he would have infinity money so I don't see how he is depressed, he is just sad because he doesn't have infinity money to do anything he wants, as you said Phil is too low IQ to have the introspection required to feel sad, he is like one of those fabella dwellers with an IQ of 60 that can barely speak like a human and are happy as long as they can fulfill their animalistic impulses.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

this might shock some of you but Dave might be a bit retarded. Was rewinding and skipping through today's menu stream so far only to find he has retained next to no information from the first one, he couldn't find the ps1/ps2 classics right away, thinks the "ps4" label on ps2 games meant native ps4 and not the remasters from ps4, etc. Forever on Level 1
Edit: He's still using RAGE (though not by name because goldfish memory) as his baseline for "I can't play PC games/fightcade" despite having emulated before, he badly wants to scam a pc out of somebody.

He will never do Fightcade.

If everyone thought the Third Impact and HD Remix from earlier this week was hilarity then Fightcade would be on a level of lulz never seen before.

It would take him atleast a decade to figure it out unless a denthead walks him through it. Once he figured out how to match people he would get bodied so quick and just hammer on the GGPO netcode.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

so whos gonna write the haircut review on yelp?

 

[Paladin Derich]

so whos gonna write the haircut review on yelp?

It should be something positive for the stylist while publicly shitting on phil at the same time. It's not easy cutting hair for a different species.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

does snort know Derich rewteets the most vile porn you can find on the internet?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

It should be something positive for the stylist while publicly shitting on phil at the same time. It's not easy cutting hair for a different species.

You know that's not a bad idea and a spin on my original suggestion, post some pictures and say "this is an example of chicken shit into chicken salad, you did the best you could with what you had and you got sixty bucks out of it oh and by the way that money came from the pockets of retards and panty wearing faggots who think they're making the internet people punch the air when they give a pollack pig twelve dollars just thought you should know where that money came from."

 

[00R-Gundam]

I have a tin foil hat theory regarding the whole new haircut filler arc.

I believe that dsp had enough of us essentially pointing out his baldness and decided to stick one to the trolls by covering it with a, less than gracious haircut that makes him look like a faggot. Of course to add to this, it shows that hes going through a weird mid life crisis. And yes i hear you kiwi in the back "guys get haircuts all the time" and to that i say righty, but the way this haircut came up is pretty suspicious, especially how botched it looks. I think we are starting to see a sneak preview into the "Mid-life Crisis/Boomer trying to be hip" arc. Finally regarding the idea of khet doing the haircut, silly mentally ill fucks, you guys know that horses can do haircuts.

 

[Lazycunt]

I have a tin foil hat theory regarding the whole new haircut filler arc.

I believe that dsp had enough of us essentially pointing out his baldness and decided to stick one to the trolls by covering it with a, less than gracious haircut that makes him look like a faggot. Of course to add to this, it shows that hes going through a weird mid life crisis. And yes i hear you kiwi in the back "guys get haircuts all the time" and to that i say righty, but the way this haircut came up is pretty suspicious, especially how botched it looks. I think we are starting to see a sneak preview into the "Mid-life Crisis/Boomer trying to be hip" arc. Finally regarding the idea of khet doing the haircut, silly mentally ill fucks, you guys know that horses can do haircuts.

It's Phil just not accepting that he is greying and balding that's all

 

[But I Digress]

does snort know Derich rewteets the most vile porn you can find on the internet?

He's 100% aware of his son's actions

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Jaxxraxor preloading "a large tip" for the launch of the next Street Fighter 2 collection