Prison Letters (6/04/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Chris Explains Soul Bonding and the Goddess Logs

Even if he did some act of terrorism and somehow wound up in Supermax, it would be an incredibly boring end to the story as in Supermax you are locked in solitary for 23 hours a day and even for the hour they let you out into the "outside" (concrete room with no roof) for exercise, the guards don't talk to you.

He would never encounter another prisoner Ever
There you go with the powerlevelling again!

By "supermax" I probably meant something like maximum security or whatever the correct term for a prison holding the most dangerous prisoners, like the one featured in the TV show OZ.

I am aware OZ was fiction and therefore dramatized and sensationalized but I mean the actual real life prisons on which it was based.
 
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I called it before and everyone called me crazy so I'm calling it again

Chris will get out with a slap on the wrist and go back to normal life
I know people on here will tell me I'm wrong the judge will tell him he can't go back home but the fact is I believe he will eventually be back home with his mother in his room

The Teflon tard strikes again

You can screencap this to mock me if it doesn't come true
Even if he were given full blessing by the legal system to return home/to Barb, I don’t believe his family would allow that. No matter how much they hate Barb it is tough to imagine hating anyone enough to want them to spend the remainder of their life being raped by their troon tard son.

If Chris has no ownership in that house he has no ability to force his way back in if other family members have taken charge of Barb's situation and the house by extension.
 
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There you go with the powerlevelling again!

By "supermax" I probably meant something like maximum security or whatever the correct term for a prison holding the most dangerous prisoners, like the one featured in the TV show OZ.

I am aware OZ was fiction and therefore dramatized and sensationalized but I mean the actual real life prisons on which it was based.
I know a dude who was in Florence Colorado. The cell is made entirely out of concrete, even the bed. Theres a TV with 3 channels, nothing Chris would watch. You're not allowed to talk to anyone. The guards included. It would destroy what little sanity he has left. Look it up online.
 
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I know a dude who was in Florence Colorado. The cell is made entirely out of concrete, even the bed. Theres a TV with 3 channels, nothing Chris would watch. You're not allowed to talk to anyone. The guards included. It would destroy what little sanity he has left. Look it up online.
I have no doubt.

I don’t think that Chris will end up there or anywhere like it though.

At most he will probably find himself in a regular prison with white collar and petty but persistent criminals.

The likeliest thing though from the speculation by people who seem to know best is that he will end up in some sort of supervised living situation.
 
What's best for Chris, according to you? Also, what do you consider to be a good ending to his story?
This is one of the most pressing questions concerning Chris. I am unsure if he needs to be heavily medicated or not, but one thing that has to happen is that Chris needs to be reconditioned back into reality. The man has been so disconnected from what the world is really like, that he needs professional help. While I don't trust many therapists and psychologists as far as I can throw them, Chris is in such a desperate state that he will need heavy psychological examination and rehabilitation. He should face justice for what he's done (assuming he actually did assault his mother), but I believe that justice should serve to end his delusions and not send him to prison to rot and lead to the worsening of his condition.
The happy end I hope for, though unlikely, is rather meta. When we ask questions like "why is Chris so out of it? What drove him to be the way that he is?", we're ironically asking these questions via the very thing that led to the worsening of his ego and mental state: that being the internet. You see, for all the years we've poked fun at and laughed at Chris' antics, the man functionally got worse because he was so well documented. And it's largely his own fault for this as well.
Every year Chris has spent online has been another year where his ego grows. It's another year wherein his delusions of grandeur are bloated because everyone's talking about him and his comic. It's another year where Chris, being incredibly gullible and childlike, goes into the hands of people who want to use him for their own gains because he believes them to be his friends, while condemning those who want to help him as being another troll.
So, in a rather roundabout way, the only way to truly help Chris is to end Christory. Not by killing him or him dying or anything like that (heavens no!). Rather, Chris needs to do the one thing we never believed he could do, and maybe he even doubts himself to be able to do, and that is to grow up and leave the internet. Whether that actions requires the assistance of professionals or not, I can't say. But I can say this: Chris won't do that until he lets go of his pride.
The reason why I started looking at Chris was to poke fun at him like everyone else. Now, after writing to him several times, I have stayed for a different reason. I think Chris is like a living metaphor for us in the internet age. I believe that if Chris leaves the internet, and truly repents for what he's done wrong, I don't think a more beautiful story could be created. Hardly anyone has fallen as hard as Chris. But if he can somehow find his way out of the hole, what does that say about the rest of us? Will he die like Icarus because of his pride, or become like St. Peter and find redemption?

Those are just some thoughts I have on the matter. You're free to disagree, which is totally understandable.
 
but one thing that has to happen is that Chris needs to be reconditioned back into reality.
I don’t think that’s possible. I’m not even sure it’s necessary. He could cope for the rest of his life and still exist without hurting others. Meanwhile, losing that cope could kill him since he’d be left with a truly bleak situation.

the man functionally got worse because he was so well documented.
I don’t think it’s the documentation that hurt him. The fake people scamming him did, though.

Chris won't do that until he lets go of his pride.
I don’t think he can.

I think Chris is like a living metaphor for us in the internet age. I believe that if Chris leaves the internet, and truly repents for what he's done wrong, I don't think a more beautiful story could be created.
He may have been at his best when he was socializing with pokemon people a few years ago. The Idea Guys ruined that and I don’t know if Chris can get back to something like it.

Do you mean to say humanity could be saved if we got off the internet?

Those are just some thoughts I have on the matter. You're free to disagree, which is totally understandable.
Thank you for sharing them. Food for thought.
 
I don’t think it’s the documentation that hurt him. The fake people scamming him did, though.

The majority of documentation is directly provided by Chris anyway. That's why he's a lolcow. If he wants the documentation to stop it would go a long way if he just stopped providing documentation.
 
This is one of the most pressing questions concerning Chris. I am unsure if he needs to be heavily medicated or not, but one thing that has to happen is that Chris needs to be reconditioned back into reality. The man has been so disconnected from what the world is really like, that he needs professional help. While I don't trust many therapists and psychologists as far as I can throw them, Chris is in such a desperate state that he will need heavy psychological examination and rehabilitation. He should face justice for what he's done (assuming he actually did assault his mother), but I believe that justice should serve to end his delusions and not send him to prison to rot and lead to the worsening of his condition.
The happy end I hope for, though unlikely, is rather meta. When we ask questions like "why is Chris so out of it? What drove him to be the way that he is?", we're ironically asking these questions via the very thing that led to the worsening of his ego and mental state: that being the internet. You see, for all the years we've poked fun at and laughed at Chris' antics, the man functionally got worse because he was so well documented. And it's largely his own fault for this as well.
Every year Chris has spent online has been another year where his ego grows. It's another year wherein his delusions of grandeur are bloated because everyone's talking about him and his comic. It's another year where Chris, being incredibly gullible and childlike, goes into the hands of people who want to use him for their own gains because he believes them to be his friends, while condemning those who want to help him as being another troll.
So, in a rather roundabout way, the only way to truly help Chris is to end Christory. Not by killing him or him dying or anything like that (heavens no!). Rather, Chris needs to do the one thing we never believed he could do, and maybe he even doubts himself to be able to do, and that is to grow up and leave the internet. Whether that actions requires the assistance of professionals or not, I can't say. But I can say this: Chris won't do that until he lets go of his pride.
The reason why I started looking at Chris was to poke fun at him like everyone else. Now, after writing to him several times, I have stayed for a different reason. I think Chris is like a living metaphor for us in the internet age. I believe that if Chris leaves the internet, and truly repents for what he's done wrong, I don't think a more beautiful story could be created. Hardly anyone has fallen as hard as Chris. But if he can somehow find his way out of the hole, what does that say about the rest of us? Will he die like Icarus because of his pride, or become like St. Peter and find redemption?

Those are just some thoughts I have on the matter. You're free to disagree, which is totally understandable.
Neither pride nor the internet trolls made him buy a bunch of sex toys and a book detailing how to rape his mother. The sick fuck did that all on his own. He has no intention of making amends for his crime because he is a selfish coward who refuses to see past his own immediate desires. I have no pity for him, and he deserves all the misery he gets in life.
 
This is one of the most pressing questions concerning Chris. I am unsure if he needs to be heavily medicated or not, but one thing that has to happen is that Chris needs to be reconditioned back into reality. The man has been so disconnected from what the world is really like, that he needs professional help. While I don't trust many therapists and psychologists as far as I can throw them, Chris is in such a desperate state that he will need heavy psychological examination and rehabilitation. He should face justice for what he's done (assuming he actually did assault his mother), but I believe that justice should serve to end his delusions and not send him to prison to rot and lead to the worsening of his condition.
The happy end I hope for, though unlikely, is rather meta. When we ask questions like "why is Chris so out of it? What drove him to be the way that he is?", we're ironically asking these questions via the very thing that led to the worsening of his ego and mental state: that being the internet. You see, for all the years we've poked fun at and laughed at Chris' antics, the man functionally got worse because he was so well documented. And it's largely his own fault for this as well.
Every year Chris has spent online has been another year where his ego grows. It's another year wherein his delusions of grandeur are bloated because everyone's talking about him and his comic. It's another year where Chris, being incredibly gullible and childlike, goes into the hands of people who want to use him for their own gains because he believes them to be his friends, while condemning those who want to help him as being another troll.
So, in a rather roundabout way, the only way to truly help Chris is to end Christory. Not by killing him or him dying or anything like that (heavens no!). Rather, Chris needs to do the one thing we never believed he could do, and maybe he even doubts himself to be able to do, and that is to grow up and leave the internet. Whether that actions requires the assistance of professionals or not, I can't say. But I can say this: Chris won't do that until he lets go of his pride.
The reason why I started looking at Chris was to poke fun at him like everyone else. Now, after writing to him several times, I have stayed for a different reason. I think Chris is like a living metaphor for us in the internet age. I believe that if Chris leaves the internet, and truly repents for what he's done wrong, I don't think a more beautiful story could be created. Hardly anyone has fallen as hard as Chris. But if he can somehow find his way out of the hole, what does that say about the rest of us? Will he die like Icarus because of his pride, or become like St. Peter and find redemption?

Those are just some thoughts I have on the matter. You're free to disagree, which is totally understandable.

I would take it a step further and simply cut Chris off from greater society as a whole. Take him to some nice little vacation house that has absolutely no connection to the internet, cable, or anything that would feed him pop culture. Including the Bible if at all possible since I remain convinced that in the absence of most actual pop culture he latched onto the bible.

Reason being that Chris lives in his fantasy world as much as possible but he's also got no imagination. Everything that's ever been in the Sonichu 'canon' has been based on things he's read, seen, heard, or experienced firsthand, then twisted to serve his own ends, with the sole exception of being forced to kill Simonla because of that whole idiotic shitshow.

Of course, when he killed Simonla and thus violated his own internal autist logic about CWCville and its denizens being real things, with the added complications he couldn't simply undo the death without also compromising the deaths of troll effigies he really did want to stay dead in the CWCville canon. The CWCki has a good section summarizing why something as dumb as this character's death caused such a crisis:

As the article states, because he'd lost control over his own imaginary domain - by opening the gates himself when he stole the idea that became Simonla - that was when the initial Sonichu comics stopped. He did eventually come back by of course retconning everybody's deaths though bullshit that doesn't matter, but the weakness is still there: if Chris can not feed the narrative on his own terms, then he lets the narrative die.

This is in part why he was so mad over G5 MLP. I don't think it could be understated what an influence G4 Pony was, more in the brony subculture it created, since Chris valued going to the conventions where people didn't really give a shit about him being, well, Chris. Night Star, the whole attachment to the DJ character, etc. etc. he'd really put himself into it, and then here comes along the next series which rather hilariously straight up starts with the premise of "yeah, all the ponies forgot about what happened and a thousand years later the ponies are all racist to each other again". Might as well have detonated a nuke in Chris's face. Everything he liked was so heavily invested in specifically a single iteration of a toy selling franchise and he was losing his shit because reality was moving on whether he liked it or not. The narrative was threatened and Chris had to stop it somehow. Not that any of it would have worked and we know Chris is probably going to like G5 once he's out of prison and inevitably watches it, but the point stands.

To that end, Chris has to learn he can't run from reality, and the only way this can happen is if CWCville is destroyed. And to do that, the beast must be starved. Isolate Chris from anything he could use to keep his escapist fantasy going and he would have to inevitably rely on means other than his stupid electric hedgehogs and ponies to cope.

Kind of like a super long term sensory deprivation chamber except Chris wouldn't last a minute in one of those without instantly bawling his eyes out because autism.

That's all just my theory of how Chris could ultimately finish his life story by being marginally less of an idiot - it doesn't solve any of his problems in terms of character, but at the very least he'd stop pretending to be god.
 
Neither pride nor the internet trolls made him buy a bunch of sex toys and a book detailing how to rape his mother. The sick fuck did that all on his own. He has no intention of making amends for his crime because he is a selfish coward who refuses to see past his own immediate desires. I have no pity for him, and he deserves all the misery he gets in life.
As I said, I hope he gets the proper justice for his crimes. And while I do not doubt that he is unrepentant for his crimes, we can only hope and pray. Stranger things have happened before. Do not forget, justice without mercy is cruel, while mercy without justice is blind.
Do you mean to say humanity could be saved if we got off the internet?
No, man can only find salvation through Christ. But, what I'm trying to articulate is that if Chris managed to do such a thing, what excuses do we have for acting so antisocial? If the most prominent lolcow hypothetically stopped his antics and got the help he needs, what does that say about every other lolcow? It would be an incredibly optimistic outcome, no doubt, if such a thing were to ever happen. We'd definitely be better off if we focused more on the real world than the digital one.
 
No, man can only find salvation through Christ.
Praise.

But, what I'm trying to articulate is that if Chris managed to do such a thing, what excuses do we have for acting so antisocial?
Socializing online is antisocial?

Not to go too off topic. I just disagree.


What is the point of cutting Chris off from all entertainment and fodder for his daydreaming? If you want him to suffer, fine. If you think it would snap him into reality, A: It probably wouldn’t and B: Why should he have to? See: “Shutter Island.” A full comprehension of reality would not benefit Chris, unless you think mental anguish would be a benefit to him.
 
What is the point of cutting Chris off from all entertainment and fodder for his daydreaming? If you want him to suffer, fine. If you think it would snap him into reality, A: It probably wouldn’t and B: Why should he have to? See: “Shutter Island.” A full comprehension of reality would not benefit Chris, unless you think mental anguish would be a benefit to him.
I agree. I don't think cutting Chris off from his sources of entertainment would do any good at this point. It might've worked a decade or two ago (i.e. if Bob and Barb had supervised his Internet usage early on), but the universe he's already created in his head will persist even if he never sees another MLP episode or plays another Sonic game ever again. Chris is 40 now, I find it unlikely that 40 years of delusion can be reversed by cutting off his daydream fodder or Internet usage, and I honestly believe even professional psychological aid might only work to help minimize how much of Chris' fantasy world plays into his realities, not remove it completely.
 
No, man can only find salvation through Christ.

I mean I've read all of his jail letters, so I guess I've been saved. I never liked the idea of being like him, but I suppose I could start drinking my navy. I mean it's not that big a stretch since this entire forum was created to document the person who turned out to be Jesus.
 
I really appreciate this comment. I sincerely thank you for it. I think that Chris, despite his issues, saw my sincerity and appreciated it. At least, I hope that's what happened. I might check up on him with another letter to make sure he isn't totally off the rails with no one but weens talking to him.
Im sorry if we doubted you, you avoided all the typical trappings of ween questions and made a sincere attempt to communicate with Chris without coming across manipulative or a douche, props to ya.
 
The majority of documentation is directly provided by Chris anyway. That's why he's a lolcow. If he wants the documentation to stop it would go a long way if he just stopped providing documentation.
Oversharing could probably be considered a mental illness all its own at this point. Chris is particularly explosive and embarrassing in what he's provided over the years, but I see this on social media constantly, even from people who aren't widely known lolcows. I have seen people share things that I cannot comprehend why a mentally well person would share it online to a public audience.
 
Oversharing could probably be considered a mental illness all its own at this point. Chris is particularly explosive and embarrassing in what he's provided over the years, but I see this on social media constantly, even from people who aren't widely known lolcows. I have seen people share things that I cannot comprehend why a mentally well person would share it online to a public audience.

I think it’s a combination of autists having a platform (because over-sharing is actually facet of the condition) and it is just trendy to overshare so people feel like they have to post the most intimate details of their lives and made up disorders to get attention. Not to mention over sharing can net you clout and attention as an online journalist.

I miss the days when people were rightfully embarrassed and worked over time to hide shit vs. Just handing it over so people will tell them how stunning and brave they are.
 
Not that any of it would have worked and we know Chris is probably going to like G5 once he's out of prison and inevitably watches it, but the point stands.
No, that's not true at all, also kind of a bad example. Just look at Sonic Boom, he never came around to liking it, he only stopped caring once he realized it wouldn't affect the main sonic games. Regardless of the objective quality of the show, positive or negative, Chris is just an autistic that doesn't like change, who gets angry when companies elect to make that change. The difference here is Hasbro isn't going to go back to the pastel flash animations once this shit is over, and the fandom is fucking dead.
 
you have to want psychotherapy to work in order for it to do so.

chris doesn’t not want this. So without extremely harsh medication, It wouldn’t help. If that medication is forced on chris ( and Chris has routine tests and checks that chris is taking it as part of some release conditions) chris might be able to live in a group home

if they have them in the USA.

but there’s an extremely high chance Chris would stop taking them.

and without seeing various reports it’s hard to know how much autism affects things, if they’ve even done those examinations.

this story has zero good ends for everyone.
 
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