DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[sentrandeti]

Theres no way phil keeps this collection going longer then 3 months hes going get stomped by people who know what they are doing in games he doesnt know, then run to just streetfighter and get bodied by people and quit

 

[IHateMyJob]

Theres no way phil keeps this collection going longer then 3 months hes going get stomped by people who know what they are doing in games he doesnt know, then run to just streetfighter and get bodied by people and quit

He'll still try and blame lag, dropped inputs, scrubby online tactics and the dents will eat it up.

 

[metis]

40 Y/O man drops hates Ape Escape and Dark Cloud, prefers Toy Story. Still can't spell exploration.

 

[blahblahblah678]

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40 Y/O man drops hates Ape Escape and Dark Cloud, prefers Toy Story. Still can't spell exploration.

Mature adult that dresses like a bum onscreen with a faggot ass haircut can’t be bothered to run a spell check on his pussy ass begging schedule.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phail bitched about dropped inputs back when he played Street Beggar in person during tournaments. Remember how in the DtRH deboonk he claimed that he was merely pretending to be retarded and it was his gimmick back then?

 

[Cardef1121]

Ironically this is the Philip Burnell view of depression.

Didn't make enough money today? = I'm depressed dood!

That's not how it works. If money cured depression, Robin Williams would still be alive.

Phil views depression like a child who thinks the world is crumbling around them because mommy wouldn't buy them a candy at the store.

Money may not buy happiness but it does buy freedom from anxiety over financial worries as long as you don't upgrade your financial worries along with your income.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Spotted a wild KG on a recent Oxhorn stream

 

[Iron Father]

Money may not buy happiness but it does buy freedom from anxiety over financial worries as long as you don't upgrade your financial worries along with your income.

You're implying Phil is depressed because he lives beyond his means?

 

[Cardef1121]

I'm saying that DSP is trying to fill the empty void where his soul should be with *stuff* but being a blackhole; its hunger is infinite. So it doesn't matter how much *stuff*, or money, he puts in there; he will never not be depressed.

If he didn't have that void to fill, he wouldn't need to waste money on nonsense to fill it and could therefore not be a beggar and be financially secure.

But don't mind me. I'm an accountant-- I look at everything through a financial lens...

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Phail bitched about dropped inputs back when he played Street Beggar in person during tournaments. Remember how in the DtRH deboonk he claimed that he was merely pretending to be retarded and it was his gimmick back then?

I can also remember back when people synced up Phil's commentary with his replays and the input display, showing how much he mashes like a baboon during all the moments he's whining about laaag and "I WAS BLAHCKING"
His epic debunk was that the replay input display is actually wrong and showing the wrong inputs.

 

[Robust User]

I can also remember back when people synced up Phil's commentary with his replays and the input display, showing how much he mashes like a baboon during all the moments he's whining about laaag and "I WAS BLAHCKING"
His epic debunk was that the replay input display is actually wrong and showing the wrong inputs.

I personally like his "I'm pressing buttons" excuse.

 

[Balr0g]

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40 Y/O man drops hates Ape Escape and Dark Cloud, prefers Toy Story. Still can't spell exploration.

Nothing he could do it's the gin's fault

 

[Crooked 16th]

Thank god Phil deleted Syphon Filter today. He doesn't need to destroy another classic game with a shitty playthrough.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Spotted a wild KG on a recent Oxhorn stream
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Odd. Speaking of, I saw this on a Pokémon card livestream replay. Is this THE TimboSlice?

 

[Robust User]

Am I the only one who thinks that DSP's mouth looks like a talking butthole?

 

[TeeDee1622]

I’m not super well informed as I only watch DSP clips from detractors but I’ve noticed that he doesn’t even say thank you for his OnMinuteMan daily tips. I’ve never heard of any streamer getting a tip, especially this large, without even thanking the person who sent it. From what I’ve seen, he seems to thank everyone else no matter the size of the tip. Has he been not even thanking 1MM for a while? Seems super weird

 

[Balr0g]

I’m not super well informed as I only watch DSP clips from detractors but I’ve noticed that he doesn’t even say thank you for his OnMinuteMan daily tips. I’ve never heard of any streamer getting a tip, especially this large, without even thanking the person who sent it. From what I’ve seen, he seems to thank everyone else no matter the size of the tip. Has he been not even thanking 1MM for a while? Seems super weird

Doody Streams thinks that DSP is actually tipping himself disguised as OMM. So why would he thank himself? Or it is a certain someone who has installed a daily automatic payment to Phil and so he knows he gets it every day asnd thus (ha!) doesn't need a thank you.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I don't get where the idea he's sending money to himself is coming from. There's never a pop up for 1MM so he could just type whatever amount he wants on screen, so why go to the extra effort of paying himself?

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I don't get where the idea he's sending money to himself is coming from. There's never a pop up for 1MM so he could just type whatever amount he wants on screen, so why go to the extra effort of paying himself?

So he can convince dentheads only X dollars away from the glasses/hat plz keep the kahntributions I mean positivity coming

 

[Iron Father]

Doody Streams thinks that DSP is actually tipping himself disguised as OMM. So why would he thank himself? Or it is a certain someone who has installed a daily automatic payment to Phil and so he knows he gets it every day asnd thus (ha!) doesn't need a thank you.

Ungrateful pig feels he's owed any money he gets consistently. Same reason why he never shouts out the $499 he makes on Patreon.