Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 201 8.3%

  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%

  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 781 32.3%

  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 454 18.8%

  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 504 20.8%

  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%
  • Total voters
    2,420
Local Fed said:
She's mentioned about growing up playing hockey and lacrosse into her high school years. I believe there's at least one team photo she's in from when she played (I forget if it was a hockey or lacrosse pic.) I couldn't tell you where it was in this thread (posted some time around the start of this year) but I remember there was talk about Anisa said she got into some fight with another girl when she was playing pond hockey or something too.
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It was lacrosse as evidenced by this brazzers poster lol
 
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Tonberry said:
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I'm having trouble deciding which part about this is sadder, Anisa thinking she's an inspiration to content creators around the world, or the fact she unironically considers herself a content creator.
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This makes her 'legitimately' happy. Sad.

The fake positivity is just nauseating. Content creators getting off their asses and moving around, wow, I'm just beside myself with joy. The bar is so low. I bet she wipes away a tear when she sees tabloid photos of celebrities getting a pedicure, seeing them prioritize self-care in their tough lives is just so heartwarming.

Why don't you just get a job and live in the real world, Anisa. That'll get you moving around.
 
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Prostolurk said:
Is it me or did she photoshop her saggy tits to be half of their actual size?
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she likely used facetune warping on her torso to make her upper frame look smaller, to mask her refrigerator bode. ewhores all use the same tricks, lessen the upper body and widen the lower body. anisa continues to want to have a pear body shape but all she has is a pear head shape.
 
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Dr Doom Pill said:
Do you guys think that the divorce arc is coming soon, or do you think she's going to let a few creator clashes happen and then take everything?
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Based on her relationship history and behavior, she isn't going to leave Ian until she has a new guy 100% in the bag that she can securely go into a new relationship with immediately. She does not want to be alone for a second. Especially at this point in her life, she has a terrible reputation and she doesn't have that cute, girl next door thing going on anymore that can trick a guy into believing that a relationship with her isn't a train wreck waiting to happen. Her new appearance screams that she's a fucking mess and there are so many red flags. She's a red flag factory. And we all know, thanks to her husband, that her pussy is mediocre and not worth the effort.

So she'd have to sucker a guy into starting some kind of affair with her, emotional or otherwise, first, and the guy is willing to overlook those red flags or just not care because he's just as much of a mess or attracted to that. But she has no life or time of her own to even initiate this. She's glued to Ian's side and has no hobbies to be able to meet this hypothetical guy. She's also basically known as a cheater, emotionally withdrawing from her previous relationship to start the new one with Ian and moan that 'oh, it wasn't cheating, we were barely a couple at that point.' So the minute she would have that separate time, everyone who's been following her as a cow is going to know what's up, and she's so paranoid for her reputation being worse, somehow, that she would be sneakily starting an affair and blasting about how in love with her husband she is at the same time.

That being said, I would love to see her in a new relationship. She has the history of trying to mold herself into whatever her man is or wants, and seeing her trying to reinvent herself after mutilating her body with her hideous tattoos would be amusing.

TLDR: She's insanely insecure and terrified of being alone. She won't leave Ian until she has a new man lined up. It's not going to be easy for her do to so based on how transparently retarded she is with her life choices and has trapped herself.
 
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Tonberry said:
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I'm having trouble deciding which part about this is sadder, Anisa thinking she's an inspiration to content creators around the world, or the fact she unironically considers herself a content creator.
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Pewdiepie did a 'hey, let's get fitter and not sit in front of a screen all day' video years ago, and some follow-ups. And his audience consisted of teen boys and not 30+ ex-edgelords and simps with low self-esteem, so Felix' videos actually had some impact. Anisa thinking other content creators would ever take anything she does as inspiring is a level of cope I have not seen before.

It's becoming more and more funny to me how Ian and Anisa are like the Felix and Mariza from the Super Lame Dimension. They're trying so hard to be the 'it' couple of youtube.
 
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The Emperor Skeksis said:
Pewdiepie did a 'hey, let's get fitter and not sit in front of a screen all day' video years ago, and some follow-ups. And his audience consisted of teen boys and not 30+ ex-edgelords and simps with low self-esteem, so Felix' videos actually had some impact. Anisa thinking other content creators would ever take anything she does as inspiring is a level of cope I have not seen before.

It's becoming more and more funny to me how Ian and Anisa are like the Felix and Mariza from the Super Lame Dimension. They're trying so hard to be the 'it' couple of youtube.
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More like the 'shit' couple, amirite?
 
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Tonberry said:
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Content creator is one of the faggiest terms to hit the lexicon in some time. If you put that down on a CV or something for do nothing pr position then fair enough. But every person using it unironically should be ridiculed.
 
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Thirteenfifty said:
Sam Hyde apparently made an appearance on PKA as a guest, he has plans to save idubbbz from Yoko Ono aka Anisa


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I wonder if Sam heard/saw something behind the scenes that got him here, and how bad it was? The internet has long surmised Anisa bitches him, but Sam seems genuinely bothered/shocked.

I noticed in Turkey Tom’s comment section, a lot people noticed she sits in on all his interviews and talks for him (even the voice only one).
 
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Tepes Thot said:
I wonder if Sam heard/saw something behind the scenes that got him here, and how bad it was? The internet has long surmised Anisa bitches him, but Sam seems genuinely bothered/shocked.

I noticed in Turkey Tom’s comment section, a lot people noticed she sits in on all his interviews and talks for him (even the voice only one).
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I've known lots of weak willed pussywhiped dudes like Idubbbz in real life, one day they're a normal guy then they start dating some bitch like anisa that totally controls their life. They ditch their old hobbies, friends, sometimes even jobs just to appease a thot that leaves them within the year.

I really doubt Sam can save Idubbbz because Yoko Ono (Anisa) has already sank her talons into his business & life and basically orders Ian to make things she wants, but fuck would it ever be nice to see Ian get a piece of his soul back.

Remember guys, just because a woman gives you access to her vagina doesn't mean you need to worship her as a God. Please try to retain some integrity and don't fall for the pussy trap


(And for you zoomer retards reading this that don't know who Yoko Ono is, she's the Asian chick that started dating John Lennon and caused the beetles to break up because she was controlling lennon's lifestyle and career choices. Sound familiar?)
 
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