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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
New Paul tweet about the ranch.

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Even though I'm sure he's referring to a multilevel marketing scheme, I'm gonna pretend he means men loving men because that's funnier.
So he's basically confirming that taking serfs in was their way of getting money, and the serfs were probably paying absurd amounts of money to live in an unheated shack in the middle of Mars, Colorado. Do you think they were trying to get the serfs to bring in even more paying guests? Maybe the REAL grift was in rescuing trannies then billing them for the rescue.
 
Fingers crossed for Penny to “do a Kyle”

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Great idea, I know what will show those terrible transphobes! Show up to a rally with plate carriers and weapons in a show of force. Let us groom your kids "or else".
If we're lucky they might release a video of Pennywise and Jarrod sitting in the truck kitted out with full LARP gear titled "on our way to crash the transphobe party" and present it as "evidence".
 
TFW a scary man shows an inordinate interest in your kid, then comes and snatches it
The first one looks like a pedo recording trying to get a kid into his van, but the second kinda horrified me. Mostly because when Penny takes the small Alpaca into his arms i could see how it was trembling when he lifted it up. If you look at its ears you will see the poor thing is visibly shivering.
 
I wonder how good these animals' sense of smell is. Can they literally smell the bizarre mixture of testosterone and estrogen in these men? Does it send off any "danger! sick two legged animal nearby! run away!" alarms in these animals' brains?
I imagine some animals, like dogs, might react negatively to the nasty fetid stench of a necrotic stink ditch.
 
Why do they take the babies away from the mothers? I don't know of any other livestock rearing that says you should do that. Sometimes they separate moms and babies from the rest of the herd for safety with cows and stuff, but it doesn't seem like that's what he's doing here
 
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Why do they take the babies away from the mothers? I don't know of any other livestock rearing that says you should do that. Sometimes they separate moms and babies from the rest of the heard for safety with cows and stuff, but it doesn't seem like that's what he's doing here
Phil justifies it by saying alpaca have a tendency to kill their young, which according to people in the thread can happen under certain conditions but the way they described it that doesn't appear to be an issue here as they've clearly accepted the baby and are displaying protective herding behaviour. My personal theory is the tranchers just like hand rearing baby animals and don't care if it distresses them.
 
Why do they take the babies away from the mothers? I don't know of any other livestock rearing that says you should do that.

To be fair, *all* dairy farming does this, and it’s pretty cruel and unpleasant on a vast scale. But I don’t eat meat or dairy so feel happy enough to criticise the tranchers on this occasion.

Not sure why they’re doing it with these alpaca, I can’t see the need. You don’t do it with lambs unless, again, they’re being weaned so that you can get milk from the mothers.

Could it be that the alpaca mothers aren’t nourished or healthy enough to feed the young properly?
 
My personal theory is the tranchers just like hand rearing baby animals and don't care if it distresses them.
It's this. They like puppies, they like kittens, they like lambs and baby alpaca, just like the true and honest UwU teenage girls they are. They don't give a shit about the animals, it's all about what makes them feel good. And when the babies grow up they ignore them, or they just let them die when they're sick of them.

I wish they had gotten into large cattle ranching so there would be a chance Phil would be stomped to death by mom for pulling this shit.
 
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