DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Free Jasper]

I see. So the react video wasn’t the easy money he thought they’d be and the reason, like everything else wrong in his life, wasn’t his fault. It was the damn audiences who want over-the-top reactions.

So even in his warped reality he’s an entertainer telling the audience their tastes are wrong.

 

[Balr0g]

More likely he ran the react to the ground as with everything he does (and this faggot didn't realize that react doesn't mean "research before react")

 

[Iron Hamster]

does snort know Derich rewteets the most vile porn you can find on the internet?

I imagine the DMs are along the lines of "Hey Phil, check this out.........she looks just like kat" on repeat.

That droopy mouth.

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so, so, so, so, so desperate. Did he go get his hair fixed?

He's insane. And Jealous.
"I don't have to be mister happy smiling always positive."

Ya do when you use it as some sort of selling point to watch your stream.

 

[Grammatik]

Last I checked, resilient people don't get winded going down to their mailbox, or get butthurt from people poking fun at their haircuts, Phil.

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Ho! He learnt a new word ?

 

[PieceofShet]

"this game sucks (fear)"

IMAGINE SAYING THAT FEAR IS A BAD GAME!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"this game sucks (fear)"

IMAGINE SAYING THAT FEAR IS A BAD GAME!

F.E.A.R.'s AI is too smart for Phil. The game's AI was really good for its time. Then again, if Phil's playing it like he normally does with FPS games, aka running headlong into the soldiers and expecting to use his "skills" to take them out, then he deserves to be curbstomped.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

"this game sucks (fear)"

IMAGINE SAYING THAT FEAR IS A BAD GAME!

I think I understand where he's coming from. My stance on videogames is becoming old and bitter where they are becoming a waste of time for me and want to apply my time to a real life skill.

Played the new TMNT game with someone and after the first playthrough, I just didn't care. The game was done for me. I started pickin apart how the specials and 6 players makes it unplayable in a sense of it being easy. I started saying the game sucks compared to Turtles in Time.

I just stopped caring at this point that I was throwing shit at the wall to make it more bearable for me to stick in and play. That's where Phil is because it's just such a throwaway Gamepass/PSN+ type of free game he can freely toss into the bin like 1/2 lb of groundbeef. He's not enjoying his time and is simply doing this until clock out.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Now remember guys, be nice to Phil. He's had a long couple of days, and he doesn't need people making fun of him.

That being said, do your worst.
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Now what did I just say, you guyz?

This is probably my worst. And it's still not that different.

 

[FamicomGorby]

So question now that Dave says he's walking outside, any kiwi's in the Renton area wanna go see if they can film him waddling around his neighborhood?

Ya can see the whole street through the gate

It's a win win, either ya get some bigfoot footage of Dave or ya catch him lying about trying to exercise.

I'll email you a pizza roll on a floppy disk.

 

[Kheapathic]

I'm gonna stab Phil; he's not wrong entirely, but he talks how Capcom remade Resident Evil 1, then changed everything for the RE2 and RE3 remake. Not a single word that there was about a 15 year time gap between the first Remake and the ones for RE2 and RE3. Instead he rambles like it was the same team and were released in close secession; not like the first Remake came out on the fucking GameCube.

And a bit of sperging aside; no one thought that REmake 1, RE0, or RE4 was ever gonna get off the GameCube back then either. Because Nintendo got rights and was hanging onto them; but it wasn't shortly after we got RE4 on PS2 (and now every system after). Then REmake 1 and RE0 eventually got on other system, as well as the light gun games. But there was a time, where the GameCube was a buy for Resident Evil fans, because REmake 1 was a big deal (and still a great fucking game).

 

[SPhobos]

"We all know Hollow Knight." -Quote from man who has never played Hollow Knight.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

What does any of them get out of giving him money? Many of his biggest whales hardly ever leave a message with the tip or suggest anything or question how this is improving the stream. Of course you'd have the occassional "How's it going Phil", "Hope you're doing well", "Enjoying the stream" generic ass messages, but, even people with a toxic parasocial relationship will interact with the streamer in some way. They would want the attention. But not these big whales. They just drive by tip and dip. It's weird. It's a reach I know but I suspect something very shady going on that has nothing to do with the games or the stream or even door dash and gin. Maybe this is some form of laundering cover up lol.

On a side note, I believe 1MM is a real person that has given Phil a lumpsum of money to distribute throughout the month on a paypal recurring payment system. The theory of it being Phil is silly to me given that he doesn't also do this during the night stream as well? Why not start off the stream with the tithe? And the $25 has almost never encouraged people to tip more. Maybe that is the intent but the whales tip regardless.

Could 1MM be Phil's mother or dad? He could have guilt tripped them into sending him a daily allowance as a scheme to help him convince more people to donate to him.

 

[RougeRed]

So question now that Dave says he's walking outside, any kiwi's in the Renton area wanna go see if they can film him waddling around his neighborhood?

Ya can see the whole street through the gate
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It's a win win, either ya get some bigfoot footage of Dave or ya catch him lying about trying to exercise.

I'll email you a pizza roll on a floppy disk.

I got a buddy that lives about a five minute walk from there. Been trying to pay him to go to DSP's house and try to get some WWE merch signed. 200 wasn't enough, but I think I can eventually get him to do it. Gonna hit him up right now.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Gramh]

I got a buddy that lives about a five minute walk from there. Been trying to pay him to go to DSP's house and try to get some WWE merch signed. 200 wasn't enough, but I think I can eventually get him to do it. Gonna hit him up right now.

The autistic glee of hundreds of thousands of detractors isn't enough to move this man's heart? That's a stone cold heartless motherfucker there, I like his style.

 

[Bill Elliot]

Can someone post that dumbass picture of Phil looking like a hobo with his tray of food? I promise I won't lose it again

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Could 1MM be Phil's mother or dad? He could have guilt tripped them into sending him a daily allowance as a scheme to help him convince more people to donate to him.

Phil has a fan that used to go by the name PlanetJeff, who’s wife kicked the bucket and this shut in spent THOUSANDS of his wife’s life insurance money on Phil. PlanetJeff was the guy who forked over $1,000 for the Jasper reveal. We eventually got his Twitter and a shitload of people started harassing his work, so he had to drop off the radar. 1MM is who a lot of us hypothesize is PlanetJeff’s new alias/new way to funnel his dead wife’s cash into Phil’s PayPal.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Can someone post that dumbass picture of Phil looking like a hobo with his tray of food? I promise I won't lose it again

This un, which also proves Dave is going bald since you can't see his scalp through his hair like you can now.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP is currently playing Motorstorm.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

Phil has a fan that used to go by the name PlanetJeff, who’s wife kicked the bucket and this shut in spent THOUSANDS of his wife’s life insurance money on Phil. PlanetJeff was the guy who forked over $1,000 for the Jasper reveal. We eventually got his Twitter and a shitload of people started harassing his work, so he had to drop off the radar. 1MM is who a lot of us hypothesize is PlanetJeff’s new alias/new way to funnel his dead wife’s cash into Phil’s PayPal.

This. If the man's deranged enough to give that much money to Phil, a simple doxxing likely wasn't going to make him go away. Still bothers me though. How does someone with a decent income and an actual education end up giving more money to Phil than all the other dentheads?