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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 45.8%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.2%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 52 44.1%
  • Total voters
    118
TriggerMeElmo said:
Just leave Ralph alone!!!1
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Ralph must be deep in the name search rabbit hole, heā€™s discovering plots even the autists here arenā€™t aware of. Unless itā€™s about Ralph sucking Nickā€™s dick, and running to BA in pure panic, now that heā€™s being kicked to the curb. Those are just facts,
 
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I thought wignats=bad? I wonder how this is gonna go over with Ralph's Mexican boss.
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Who wore the fetal position better?
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Tiger Jack said:
ā€œEverything is fair game.ā€ - Ethan Ralph

ā€œWhy canā€™t everyone just leave me alone?ā€ - Also Ethan Ralph
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Ralph is pretty much a crying little girl. He cries, like a girl. He bitches, like a girl. He whines about what a victim he is, like a girl. Ralph is a girl. He carries a bitch purse like a girl. He falls over on his back like a fat chick, thrashing around, his gunt in the breeze, like a girl getting beaten. Ralph is a girl. He is a female. He is a pathetic bitch.
 
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AnOminous said:
Ralph is pretty much a crying little girl. He cries, like a girl. He bitches, like a girl. He whines about what a victim he is, like a girl. Ralph is a girl. He carries a bitch purse like a girl. He falls over on his back like a fat chick, thrashing around, his gunt in the breeze, like a girl getting beaten. Ralph is a girl. He is a female. He is a pathetic bitch.
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To be specific, he's a black girl.
 
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I thought she was breastfeeding Cozy Rozy at the table. I guess she's not, but why is she holding her like that? Not a parent so maybe I'm missing something super obvious. I guess she is too young for a high chair?

Looking at the steakhouse website, it does not seem age appropriate for Cozy Rozy.
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She looks so much better when the picture is incredibly blurry. Why is he only now posting this?
 
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free_protons4u said:
They were outtakes bro, stuff he couldn't fit in his spectacular highlight reel of his Twitter A/C journey, which consisted of ... uhhh, hollerin on Twitter. I guess.
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Had to curate the useable photos and then spend time on Facetune. Gunt is very concerned about how to display Pedo Pantsu on twitter. I was really hoping he didnā€™t drag a 3 month old baby along for ten hours in car and three days in a cheap hotel room just so Daddy could gamble. Disgusting.

I do love the grotty, greasy hair scrunchie on Pantsuā€™s wrist. Screw a gold bracelet, a dirty scrunchie is really perfect accessory for dinner in AC. The greasy scrunchie bracelet, cheap black tank dress and stroller with illegitimate baby is a very fitting baby mama ensemble for dinner (in a casino).

Maybe Ralph should buy her some decent jewelry so she doesnā€™t have to wear hair accessories. She still doesnā€™t have gold band on her left hand, itā€™s sad but certainly not trad.
 
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