DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
They grew complacent and kept making excuses and once they ran out of excuses they were too old to move.

Does he fear becoming like that? Yeah, but he isn't
But he did become like that. He got out of his podunk town in Nowhereville and moved to Seattle. And then.. what? Barricaded Leanna and hisself inside his home until Leanna left and he replaced her with a cat and a scratching post? Okay. That's purely circumstantial. He didn't even meet Kat in Seattle and got married in Connecticut. But now what? Whats the difference in Seattle compared to Connecticut? He's like those giros that go to California hoping to become actresses and end up living on the street within a month because they didn't actually have a plan outside of "move to Cali". Did Phil really think he would make it big? I feel like the "oh its cheaper than Connecticut" is a cope. His life is noticably worse in WA than it was in CT.
 
Has Phil ever done a "Viewer's Choice" without caveats?
Everything he does has a caveat.
I love how he's projecting shit onto his parents, 'being complacent', 'making excuses', and 'talking circles'. First, he called them stupid for not getting him that Wolverine toy, then he lied about them potentially dying, and now he's sneak dissing them. He doesn't deserve his parents, period.

By the way, happy Father's Day, Papa Burnell. I hope you're doing well, unlike your failure of a son. Wonder if Phil will say "I MIGHT call my dad and wish him a happy Father's Day".
He's doing great after he kicked Phail out of the house. Phail needs to make up stories to gaslight his phailures and I have no doubt that's what his I'm-better-than-you (while wearing the I'm-better-than-you rant shirt) rant against his parents was.
 
Why did you move across the country?
- bad weather
- high taxes
- horrible overpopulation
- crime

Why Renton:
- moderate weather
- everything is close to him (Translation: restaurants)

I TOLD YOU TO MOVE AWAY FROM CT, WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO ME. They grew complacent and kept making excuses and once they ran out of excuses they were too old to move.

Does he fear becoming like that? Yeah, but he isn't because he took a risk moving to Seattle which his parents criticised heavily and he's happy while they are sad and stuck in CT.
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What a champ, throwing his own parents under the bus.

Considering what we know about Mr. Burnell and how he actually looks healthier than his own son, I find it unlikely Pa Burnell has a “severe back injury”.
 
Cheers for 2000 pages already, my friends. I can't wait for what it'll be like at the end of the year. I'm pretty confident we'll get at least 1 or 2 new plot elements to our cow by the end of the year, Phil's current situation is already putting him in a spot to be more and more desperate.
It's now 2001: A Gout Odyssey.

Also, don't forget this telling little number DSP had regarding his parents last year:

 
neither you or the parker boy answered my question, if this is his grand plan of using phantom money, why are there ever low streams?
The dents run out of government cheese. Simple as that. It's no secret that Phil preys on the disabled and is basically skimming their government allowance, but even they need to eat. The reason he gets low streams is because sometimes they just don't have the money to contribute, in which case he gets pissy and starts saying stupid shit like inflation being a bad reason to not give him money. He really thinks that all the money exists just for him to have.
I CALLED IT HE WONT PLAY MARIO STRIKERS! It had on his schedule but never played it. Called it.
He's said on several prestreams that he refuses to play it due to no single player campaign...not that the Mario Sports games ever have a single player campaign to write home about.
I'm not a fan of sports games in general but this looks like fun even in solo play. He could at least give it a fucking shot but of course he's gonna skip over it to play yet another fuckin version of Street Fighter. Same reason why he won't really play Monster Hunter either; it requires skill. Not much skill since the newest game is pretty easy and gives you a lot of options, but enough skill to deter him.
Has Phil ever done a "Viewer's Choice" without caveats?
Technically yes but he will always call a veto if it's a game he dislikes and blame "suspected troll activity" for stuffing the ballot box back when he still used his forums for voting...as if any detractor was dumb enough to sign up to those things and expose Phil to their personal info.
Don't want to beat a dead Khet and keep bringing up the 1MM thing, but I think it's interesting to talk about, especially since there's actually arguments instead of just saying it's an ego thing.

With priming, concept is theory, but I don't think it works in this situation. Phil likes to delay or hide 1MM tips and often needs to be prompted/questioned to bring it up. This shows reluctance. Priming is about setting expectations in the beginning, throwing a few tips in the jar before your shift begins to show tipping is worth it. Phil himself has also said several times he doesn't think people will tip beyond the goal, so any money he donates towards the goal is, in his mind, less real money he'd actually get.

I can at least see the logic for the priming argument, but I think any argument that relies on Phil using a secondary identity falls apart almost immediately. Phil has demonstrated time and time again he can't hide himself. We found out about his gacha spending precisely because he uses the same handle everywhere. We've also agreed that a lot of "fan" donations in the past were Phil lying and saying a fan donated something. It's always a fan behind the scenes. He never names then. So why make up a name for 1MM? Why not just do the usual Phil thing and say it was a fan?

You could argue it makes the lie seem more genuine if it's an actual person, and with anyone else I'd probably be using that reasoning myself. But this is Phil. The previous examples are all proof of how little creativity Phil has with his lies and his inability to conceal his identity. Phil's idea of masking himself is insisting that he's never heard of DSP when he's caught using an account with the exact same name as his twitter handle.

The stuff about Phil not bothering to use it on the second stream also doesn't really make sense because when has Phil ever been satisfied by a higher tipping stream before? Again, it's one of the examples of him not wanting his fans to know he was successful because if they remember he made a bunch of money in the first stream, it ruins the begging for the second. So why inflate that number even higher with a constant fake donation?

I realize there are answers to some of these, but I just want to stress again, remember we're talking about Phil. I absolutely believe some smarter cows, and hell, even some not so smarter cows would employ basic psychology to scam people out of money. Phil's "creativity" for begging is primarily limited to insisting he needs to pay his bills for the 30th time in a week after receiving hundreds of dollars the previous day, or invoking sympathy by saying he *might* have to eat a ham sandwich or scoffing at the idea of not eating out on his day off.

Phil is also famously bad at keeping up with lies, remember when his parents were on death's door? Or Jasper was sick, but he couldn't take him to the vet because they were all closed/inconveniently booked until Phil's day off? Or his shower? Or that time his car might need thousands of dollars of repairs but it was just a flat tire? I genuinely don't think Phil is capable of keeping up a consistent narrative, even something as simple as making up a donation every day.
The only logic I see is that 1MM existed at some point and is a name people recognize and so he uses it. Chances are he didn't remember it himself and had one of his mods remember it for him. The biggest slip he's made is when he got incredibly nervous when someone challenged 1MM to a tipping war (which is a stupid fucking concept for any streamer to have yet he will encourage it) and Phil responded by saying that 1MM probably isn't actually watching and just shows up, drops money, and leaves. This is actually Phil's ideal audience member, someone who gives him money and says fucking nothing. He resents anyone who talks to him about anything, although with someone like Derich it's super easy to see why; plenty of streamers I watch have at least one Derich saying inane off-topic shit that derail everything, like talking about how pulpy their orange juice was that morning. Sometimes they're even named the same!
Fuck that, I wanna see him work an early shift. He said that waking up at 9am the other day completely destroyed him, that it's unreasonable to expect manbaby Phil to wake up that early because "he has a life" (??????) and that it took him two days to recover from waking up at such an early ungodly hour. Imagine if he had to wake up at 4:30am like Pedro getting ready for his meat packing plant job.
Let's have him work a clopening instead, best of both worlds. I want to see him drop dead holding a mop bucket.
But he did become like that. He got out of his podunk town in Nowhereville and moved to Seattle. And then.. what? Barricaded Leanna and hisself inside his home until Leanna left and he replaced her with a cat and a scratching post? Okay. That's purely circumstantial. He didn't even meet Kat in Seattle and got married in Connecticut. But now what? Whats the difference in Seattle compared to Connecticut? He's like those giros that go to California hoping to become actresses and end up living on the street within a month because they didn't actually have a plan outside of "move to Cali". Did Phil really think he would make it big? I feel like the "oh its cheaper than Connecticut" is a cope. His life is noticably worse in WA than it was in CT.
The entire justification for Phil leaving CT was to find a tax haven. WA was chosen because he didn't like hot weather although they were also considering Florida I think. I keep forgetting who had the final say on WA but it really doesn't matter; Phil left CT so he wouldn't have to pay state business taxes and ended up not talking to a CPA in WA to learn that they have their own tax code and he had to pay federal business occupation taxes. He also didn't account for the fact that WA was an extremely expensive place to live; last I checked Renton has a nearly 100k CoL and he makes roughly 120k annually. That's a significant amount he pisses away but if he were living in someplace like Florida he'd have an absolute fuckton of money by comparison.
 
Oh boy so tomorrow is another one of those nudnik bank holidays that fucks over the little guy and only schools should get it off, what are the odds Piggy doesn't know this until it's too late and how likely are we to hear a rant on it?
Is he preemptively crying about the tube check allegedly being 'late'? Too bad his tube check comes on Tuesday. :story:
 
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I hope Phil loves the update I made for him to hate.

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#FhetKhet
 
New poll up.
All these polls are time based so DSP is just waiting them out to spite the trolls.
It has occured to me finally that DSP sure loves to shit on the lifestyle of the working class people. Waking up at any hour before 12 noon is irrational or unreasonable to him, grocery store lay outs or how other businesses work are all wrong and inconvenience him where he feels insulted. But hey as long your few dent heads that work a 9 to 5 and give you hundreds daily and the rest that collect wheel chair bucks pitch in.

DSP. Without the working class, you'd have no money and the lifestyle you have. Game programmers and all relatable fields -microsoft, sony- your internet, you name it. So I suggest you kill yourself.
Peak narcisism. Everyone else only exists to screw him over. The world revolves around him.
DSP said it took him 2 days to "recover" from waking up at 9 am. View attachment 3401191
Yikes! Don't even wanna think about that!
So question now that Dave says he's walking outside, any kiwi's in the Renton area wanna go see if they can film him waddling around his neighborhood?

Ya can see the whole street through the gate
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It's a win win, either ya get some bigfoot footage of Dave or ya catch him lying about trying to exercise.

I'll email you a pizza roll on a floppy disk.
That is actually the most pathetic cowardly thing I've ever seen. I'd hate living on a street with a fucking gate like some kind of community pet. How does this even work? You have to open the gate if you wanna leave? Ridiculous! "Realest motherfucker on the internet" ,everyone.
This un, which also proves Dave is going bald since you can't see his scalp through his hair like you can now.
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His hairline is still uneven and way in the back on one side tho.
 
So it appears that Phil lost over 100 of his gifted subs. Not an emergency though because this month he will see the positive benefit from those that he talked about 4 weeks ago so he won't need to beg for "support" this month ! Right ? Riigghht.
It's known as 'orgasmic growth'
All these polls are time based so DSP is just waiting them out to spite the trolls.
And it's funny how other people can control him.
 
It won’t let me quote him but shoutout to @The One And Only SALTE because his concise summary of the situation really made me laugh. Phil has objectively lost a lot of money here through his own stupidity. He has no reason to be in WA.

“last I checked Renton has a nearly 100k CoL and he makes roughly 120k annually. That's a significant amount he pisses away”


That is actually the most pathetic cowardly thing I've ever seen. I'd hate living on a street with a fucking gate like some kind of community pet. How does this even work? You have to open the gate if you wanna leave? Ridiculous!
Yeah, I have family live in one. Every time you leave the estate you wait for the gates to open and when you come back you put the code in.
HOWEVER; From my experience with my family it’s an illusion of safety and our boy isn’t nearly as untouchable as he thinks. Usually cars tailgate each other through the the gate, any security guard is minimum wage and isn’t remotely bothered about anything, there’s a pedestrian gate that doesn’t need a code or the locals hold open for each other, etc.
It’s far from some fortress with manned security cameras and guards pouncing on anyone loitering.
 
It won’t let me quote him but shoutout to @The One And Only SALTE because his concise summary of the situation really made me laugh. Phil has objectively lost a lot of money here through his own stupidity. He has no reason to be in WA.

“last I checked Renton has a nearly 100k CoL and he makes roughly 120k annually. That's a significant amount he pisses away”



Yeah, I have family live in one. Every time you leave the estate you wait for the gates to open and when you come back you put the code in.
HOWEVER; From my experience with my family it’s an illusion of safety and our boy isn’t nearly as untouchable as he thinks. Usually cars tailgate each other through the the gate, any security guard is minimum wage and isn’t remotely bothered about anything, there’s a pedestrian gate that doesn’t need a code or the locals hold open for each other, etc.
It’s far from some fortress with manned security cameras and guards pouncing on anyone loitering.
Real gated communities with rich people provide security and don't allow access from us niggers.

Phil's is a facade where anyone can look up the code to his gate and get in 24/7. The code has been here on Kiwifarms for years.
 
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