Wrong, Phil has said repeatedly that if you step foot in the gated community without permission you immediately get a 6 star wanted level, cops teleport to your position and immediately arrest you, after which you get thrown in jail. Nice try, troll.
Alternatively, rent a white panel van for a day and buy a grey jumpsuit. Congratulations, you can now drive into any neighborhood you want and walk around and no one will do much as bat an eye. Don’t be white for an additional layer of disguise.
God fucking damn it. That got a good laugh outta me! Good one, mate!
or that joined as members specifically to playI greatly appreciate the fascinating relationship Phil has with his payhogs, playing ahnlihne co-op.. with randoms, not the 5 people funding his gated community lifestyle
He has a Steam account, he just doesn't use it. It's a shame too because there are plenty of games he could play that would be entertaining(or frustrating)to watch, like tactical shooters such as Ground Branch or Ready or Not, a Total War game, Age of Empires. He'd probably somehow find a way to lose in Civilization 5 or 6.
Considering the rage and confusion he would have with Total War it might be one of the few times I think you can maybe slightly justify sending him money. Not worth t though considering he would likely wage quit in a single stream.
Couldn't a Kiwi rent out one of these places if that is possible while another Kiwi is disguised as a DoorDash Driver? Kiwi A orders food and Kiwi B delivers it while pretending to be super confused about the layout. If Phil does take walks Kiwi B can flag him down and secretly record the interaction with the intent of asking for directions.
How dare people like where they live, they need to be like Phil and want to isolate his child gf from anyone that might take her away. Phil doesn't get the concept of people liking the place they live does he? Can he find nothing nostalgic about CT or did Tee's death haunt him that badly?
You want to see Phail sell that condo, he wouldn't be able to do it fast enough if a tractor lived on the same street.
Someone should buy one of those units and raise a giant Tevin flag in the front yard.
It would be a stupid purchase but looks like several units in Dave's neighborhood have sold over the last couple of months.
Before the Daveinity 2 Original Gin playthrough I would've agreed, but now not much so. D2OS brought some good laughs, don't get me wrong, but every hilarious instance of him shooting at his own party member or "accidentally" electrocuting them while they were standing in a puddle of water was followed up by hours of stalling and menuing. I mean didn't he take an entire hour leveling up his guys once?
He is turning into Lunchbox (the fat lawyer from the Rittenhouse trial) so of course they are shrinking. Though you have heasrd him rant about "not wearing formal clothes" during his work right? He will wear them until he dies
