DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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God Phil is such a faggot. Stop trying to suck off Justin Wong much like everyone in the FGC he probably hates you. Phil would sell his soul for a retweet besides money the #1 thing he wants is respect from people he deems as his "peers."
For all the shit he flings in their general direction, you'd think that he'd stay away from anyone in the FGC. His lust for clout is so great that he's willing to suck the dicks of the people he hates.
Honestly with how Seattle is nowadays an influx of tourists would probably mean less crime per capita.

What the fuck does he care? Like they're gonna storm his gated community and steal his bags of cat litter
He's scared that there's going to be a sudden influx of tevins at his precious fred meyers and leave him with no safe place to "run errands".
 
Honestly with how Seattle is nowadays an influx of tourists would probably mean less crime per capita.

What the fuck does he care? Like they're gonna storm his gated community and steal his bags of cat litter
He probably thinks detractors that visit Seattle for the World Cup are going to take a daytrip to Renton and take more pictures of his fat wife.
 
At least 5.5% of Seattle's population is black, they live in small clusters and they're not particularly far from him as well. Strange how Phil would be so afraid of ethnic minorities, I thought he grew up in a "multicultural world" with people of every race, colour, gender etc. And even his best friends weren't white growing up in the mean streets of suburban Bridgeport.

I think Phil has some deep rooted prejudice about people of colour guys, idk...
 
At least 5.5% of Seattle's population is black, they live in small clusters and they're not particularly far from him as well. Strange how Phil would be so afraid of ethnic minorities, I thought he grew up in a "multicultural world" with people of every race, colour, gender etc. And even his best friends weren't white growing up in the mean streets of suburban Bridgeport.

I think Phil has some deep rooted prejudice about people of colour guys, idk...
I think Phil views the world like a cartoon or sitcom where everything is a stereotype, so all black people are naughty people who RHAB you or something. And all woman are whores who aren't his wife/mother/horse.

Part of me thinks Phil thinks everyone is an NPC which is why he gets stupidly jealous of people who do better than him in his world.
 
DSP's thoughts on Seattle hosting the FIFA World Cup for 2026"
"There's going to be a large influx of people, business will be booming and probably a lot of CRIME!"

Guy who want's more police in the city to combat crime is also a self proclaimed "most left leaning person he knows"
Does he think soccer is a darkies sport for some reason?
He'll be FORCED to subsist exclusively off door dash until the "crimewave" subsides. Dents better pony up extra for that week.
He thinks he had to wait for the deliveries before. Who do you think gets their food first? The renton recluse who doesn't tip or wealthy famous soccer players?
 
I think Phil views the world like a cartoon or sitcom where everything is a stereotype, so all black people are naughty people who RHAB you or something. And all woman are whores who aren't his wife/mother/horse.

Part of me thinks Phil thinks everyone is an NPC which is why he gets stupidly jealous of people who do better than him in his world.
That's part of the problem of having such a limited world view and no real friends/coworkers to socialize with. Phil's primary interactions with the world come from tv shows/movies from his youth and maybe a sprinkling of twitter news. Phil is also too stupid to realize that popular media isn't always based on fact, as shown by him believing wrestling was real. It's also why some of his obviously fake stories are just retellings of things he saw on TV.
 
Forget the begging. The scamming. The ego. The narcissism. The lying. The hypocrisy. The grooming. The jerking. The bigotry. The delusions.

All the shit drops in the bucket.

The shittiest thing about Phil. Is how he treats his family and friends.

"Called me dad earlier in the week, we good for Father's day" lololol. Bro. Just call your fucking day. Takes 2 seconds. But you can't be fucking bothered. You'll lie about the prettiest shit. Just say you did call your dad. But nah, I called him earlier in the fucking week. Fuck you Phil lol. Your dad should be ashamed of you.


Mothers day. Had to fucking remind himself about mothers day. Gotta leave a memo to get that card. BRO. Won't call her either. Won't send flowers. Just send her a card I almost forgot about.


The other day he was talking about his uncle. Keep in kind Phil tells plenty of stories about how envious he was of his uncles house as a kid. Somehow his cousins were more spoiled than he was... yet Phil can't fucking remember if his uncle has 2 sons or 3. I can't imagine taking trips to my uncles house as a kid, hanging out with my cousins and not being able to remember how many of them their are cause I was too busy seething over shit they had that I didn't.


That shit is the most despicable. It's not like Phil has a shitty childhood or shitty parents. Here's 10k at 30. Knock yourself out kid. Had a fucking amazing childhood. We heard all about it on the tmnt stream... but won't can't be bothered to celebrate one fucking day dedicated to these people.


He's a peice of shit to the core.
 
That droopy mouth.

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why, why does he have to fake fan EVERYTHING....like literally everything.

Loves toy story gais, loves it. Fond memories
Doesn't get "there's a snake in my boot" reference.

Phil, are you that desperate for validation?
Because all he knows is 'there's a snake in my pants'
 
I see why he does PSN+ and GayAss browsing nights, so he can have a dent pick one out for him behind the scenes and say he will give Phil money to play it.

Like he skipped over shit like W101 or My Friend Pedro and he's choosing to play a shitty Playstation 1 Toy Story platformer. Of course this one when GaryBKK comes in and tips him $50 right off the bat.
 
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