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A1 Steak Sauce said:
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I believe that I have found Lucas’s address at 14 Leeds St, Toronto, Ontario, M6G 1N7 thru the power of the almighty Canada411. Quick note, I believe that the C Sorrenti in London is Lucas’s mother, Catherine. If you want to double check these, just go to Canada411 and search C Sorrenti or do a reverse address search.

Here’s some additional evidence to help show it’s our guy:
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This is the weakest one, but you get the idea. Wish I had the other person’s location for a better approximation/confirmation.
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Remember that dumb tweet where Lucas fake doxed himself? I assumed that he was a retard and used the closest Taco Bell. As the map above shows, it is indeed very close to the supposed address.

This info is not 100% confirmed, but I find it highly unlikely that it’s not Lucas. Feel free to double check all of the above. I disavow any actions taken with this information in advance. Thanks to @Winter, @themasterlurker, @Sprate Header, @LikeAStone, @Reaper King, and @Sexual Meatball Sub for their help with this.

Bonus funny video that seems appropriate. Happy Pride Month, Father’s Day, and Juneteenth to Lucas!
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As soon as you post this he stares off screen, puts on autism fish video and quickly leaves his room. KEKW

Edit: The video is on its 3rd loops lmao
 
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Winter said:
As soon as you post this he stares off screen, puts on autism fish video and quickly leaves his room. KEKW

Edit: The video is on its 3rd loops lmao
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What's the matter Lucas? I thought you said that you weren't afraid of the Farms. Why are you running away like a dickless bitch?
 
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Maybe the whole openly grooming children for molestation thing is displeasing people.
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
Apologies for the double post, promise this is worth it.
View attachment 3405018
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I believe that I have found Lucas’s address at 14 Leeds St, Toronto, Ontario, M6G 1N7 thru the power of the almighty Canada411. Quick note, I believe that the C Sorrenti in London is Lucas’s mother, Catherine. If you want to double check these, just go to Canada411 and search C Sorrenti or do a reverse address search.

Here’s some additional evidence to help show it’s our guy:
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This is the weakest one, but you get the idea. Wish I had the other person’s location for a better approximation/confirmation.
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This one is definitely better, but the next one is the best.
View attachment 3405022View attachment 3405021View attachment 3405020
Remember that dumb tweet where Lucas fake doxed himself? I assumed that he was a retard and used the closest Taco Bell. As the map above shows, it is indeed very close to the supposed address.

This info is not 100% confirmed, but I find it highly unlikely that it’s not Lucas. Feel free to double check all of the above. I disavow any actions taken with this information in advance. Thanks to @Winter, @themasterlurker, @Sprate Header, @LikeAStone, @Reaper King, and @Sexual Meatball Sub for their help with this.

Bonus funny video that seems appropriate. Happy Pride Month, Father’s Day, and Juneteenth to Lucas!
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Is it only me, or do I notice that the majority of lolcows that I see on this site are either based in Canada or California? There’s a very big streak of them in either both of those places.
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
Apologies for the double post, promise this is worth it.
View attachment 3405018
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I believe that I have found Lucas’s address at 14 Leeds St, Toronto, Ontario, M6G 1N7 thru the power of the almighty Canada411. Quick note, I believe that the C Sorrenti in London is Lucas’s mother, Catherine. If you want to double check these, just go to Canada411 and search C Sorrenti or do a reverse address search.

Here’s some additional evidence to help show it’s our guy:
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This is the weakest one, but you get the idea. Wish I had the other person’s location for a better approximation/confirmation.
View attachment 3405016
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View attachment 3405017
This one is definitely better, but the next one is the best.
View attachment 3405022View attachment 3405021View attachment 3405020
Remember that dumb tweet where Lucas fake doxed himself? I assumed that he was a retard and used the closest Taco Bell. As the map above shows, it is indeed very close to the supposed address.

This info is not 100% confirmed, but I find it highly unlikely that it’s not Lucas. Feel free to double check all of the above. I disavow any actions taken with this information in advance. Thanks to @Winter, @themasterlurker, @Sprate Header, @LikeAStone, @Reaper King, and @Sexual Meatball Sub for their help with this.

Bonus funny video that seems appropriate. Happy Pride Month, Father’s Day, and Juneteenth to Lucas!
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Ah yes. The magnum opus dropped.
 
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I would have nothing less than the most brilliant of feminist takes on my Kiwi Farms! <3
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I mean, the misogyny element isn't really the important part of the tweet anyway. There are plenty of things that are "rooted in misogyny" that as far as I'm concerned aren't offensive. I make "your mom" jokes, for fuck's sake. The problem really was 90% the part where he got gross about "destroying her uterus," and that he uses ~Le Sassy Comebacks~ and "COME TO MY STREAM!1!1" in lieu of actual, intelligent responses.

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Look in the mirror.
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
Apologies for the double post, promise this is worth it.
View attachment 3405018
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View attachment 3405019
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I believe that I have found Lucas’s address at 14 Leeds St, Toronto, Ontario, M6G 1N7 thru the power of the almighty Canada411. Quick note, I believe that the C Sorrenti in London is Lucas’s mother, Catherine. If you want to double check these, just go to Canada411 and search C Sorrenti or do a reverse address search.

Here’s some additional evidence to help show it’s our guy:
View attachment 3405014
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View attachment 3405015
This is the weakest one, but you get the idea. Wish I had the other person’s location for a better approximation/confirmation.
View attachment 3405016
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View attachment 3405017
This one is definitely better, but the next one is the best.
View attachment 3405022View attachment 3405021View attachment 3405020
Remember that dumb tweet where Lucas fake doxed himself? I assumed that he was a retard and used the closest Taco Bell. As the map above shows, it is indeed very close to the supposed address.

This info is not 100% confirmed, but I find it highly unlikely that it’s not Lucas. Feel free to double check all of the above. I disavow any actions taken with this information in advance. Thanks to @Winter, @themasterlurker, @Sprate Header, @LikeAStone, @Reaper King, and @Sexual Meatball Sub for their help with this.

Bonus funny video that seems appropriate. Happy Pride Month, Father’s Day, and Juneteenth to Lucas!
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Considering how much of it he eats, you could argue that Lucas basically lives at that Taco Bell.
 
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Winter said:
Video of Lucas confirming the dox on stream with visable nervousness and looking to his other monitor.
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It's afraid. You should be Lucas. Power level me but I genuinely hope something bad happens to Lucas. Sick, child grooming, pedophiliac fucks who take advantage of confused, lonely and mentally ill kids deserve nothing but the worse that life can dish out at them. Lucas, being probably one of the most insidious and evil cows on the Farms, deserves whatever bad thing is coming his way.
 
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I'm so proud of you. We need to ask Lucas if this was a part of his "silence null" plan.

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The problem really was 90% the part where he got gross about "destroying her uterus," and that he uses ~Le Sassy Comebacks~ and "COME TO MY STREAM!1!1" in lieu of actual, intelligent responses.
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"I'm doing your mom" - neutral, classic.
"I showed your mom a good time last night and now I'm her favorite" - annoying and insulting but treating her well consensually as another human being.
"We all know where your mom lives and are invited any time" - your mom's a whore but does it willingly, insulting but still puts out consent.
"I abolished your mom's uterus" - creepy, implies you did long term damage to someone, usually non consensual and would leave her with disability.
 
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