Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

She should be putting down the Mello Yellow and Mountain Dew, get a faucet-mounted PUR or Brita filter, and a flavor pack of fucking Kool-Aid if her tastebuds are so blasted that she can't handle water.

FFS, you dumb, fat blubberbrained retard. I wish you would read here to get a bit of life advice.

Spoiler: But actually....

I'm hoping she and Josh never read here so they don't pull a Kyttie and vanish on us (SAVE TYLA (and the rat army (and the squirrels (and the poor maintenance KKK fuckers)))).

 

[toilet_rainbow]

@toilet_rainbow I think that's one of those 10 or 12 packs of the "regular" Star Crunches.

Once again another receipt where any real food is like 20% (if that) of the total. And why both Mello Yello and Mountain Dew? Is your white trash palate so sensitive that you need them both?

I'd say so too. Only thing is she said that she bought a "$2.50" ice cream and that's the only $2.50 item that'd also fit as ice cream. Although the 10-12 pack of Star Crunch is similarly priced.

The corn is the closest thing I've seen to her buying a fresh vegetable. Even then corn mostly counts as a starch nutritionally a la potato. Back to zero veggies, then. I noticed that she bought some shrimp, I suppose to make as skewers with the skewers she bought. Probably frozen but better if it's not pre breaded shit.

I'm wondering how she broke down "two breakfasts, one dinner, no lunch." What counts as "lunch" to her? I guess the shrimp and corn is dinner, and then they're pigging out on a family pack of Hot Pockets one "meal" and the Jimmy Dean bowl for the next?

She should be putting down the Mello Yellow and Mountain Dew, get a faucet-mounted PUR or Brita filter, and a flavor pack of fucking Kool-Aid if her tastebuds are so blasted that she can't handle water.

FFS, you dumb, fat blubberbrained retard. I wish you would read here to get a bit of life advice.

Spoiler: But actually....

I'm hoping she and Josh never read here so they don't pull a Kyttie and vanish on us (SAVE TYLA (and the rat army (and the squirrels (and the poor maintenance KKK fuckers)))).

You shitlord! Polissa deserves nice things since she has never had her needs met in her third decade of life! Kool Aid is not that! /sneed

I wouldn't be surprised if Polissa wouldn't also want Kool Aid because she'd have to (gasp) make it herself unless she bought the expensive Capri Sun style packaged ones.

Spoiler

Fuck that faggot that tipped Kyttie off. I really hope that Tyla is okay. The squirrel army also deserve their daily Instacart bread, while KKK Kevin needs his damn rent money monthly sacrifice.

 

[I am vomit]

There's 12 hot pockets in a family pack, are they eating like 4 at a time? No wonder he's diabetic holy fuck

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

It does tickle me that Polissa refers to her garden as a "survival garden." She'll need to SURVIVE off that pumpkin if it survives the summer, dammit!

Guess what, y'all! We got here another grocery receipt!

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Yes, Polissa really did basically just say that she needs soda and ice cream to survive.

BTW- LD Starcrunch = Little Debbie Starcrunch. Basically very cheap mass produced "baked goods" for non Burgerland residents. I guess she bought one of those Little Debbie ice creams that Walmart carries?

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So potatoes will kill Josh, but Mello Yello won't?

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I have a feeling that the Hot Pockets (the "HP sandwich" on the receipt) is a family size pack. How many are Josh and her eating at once?

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"My house kills appliances." If it can operate a microwave and air fryer, then it should be able to run a Crockpot.

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So what have the cats been eating if they have no food? I hope they still have dry food, but this is really not something I want to think about. I may earn another tophat or two from thinking about this too much.

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If this thread gets out of PG, I'm gonna request Polissa goes to Deathfats just for this. Okay, okay. Also for the receipts. Still, look at this shit. She is 100% a HAES advocate even if she mostly bitches about not getting a universal basic income every month.

If he gets carbs from fruits and veggies, why is 99% of her bill never those things? But there were premade bowls of the mashed potatoes he can't have on the first one. I wouldn't give a flying fuck about her ice cream or a soda now and then or whatever if she managed to feed her cats and not shop out of her means then have meltdowns about how the money she gets for it isn't good enough and get pissy about people trying to help her learn better because they aren't just giving her more money.
I recall someone buying her cat food and litter and rather than being gracious that someone else cared about them, she said, "thanks but it's not enough". And she's surprised no one is left who cares to deal with her?

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

I find it really hard to convert some of her shopping into Britbong ones (ty ty for the explanations @toilet_rainbow) and I don’t really know the cost of what feeding two people should be in her area. What I do know is I spend a lot less for two (just from $ to £) and she actually makes me slightly MATI (not really going to sperg about it besides this) as I grew up with a T1 diabetic parent.

Like holy shit, if she was less of a fat greedy fuck then her cats would want for nothing. Also helping your boyfriend not die from beetus would be pro.

Gnah. Sorry. Gief hats.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

If he gets carbs from fruits and veggies, why is 99% of her bill never those things? But there were premade bowls of the mashed potatoes he can't have on the first one. I wouldn't give a flying fuck about her ice cream or a soda now and then or whatever if she managed to feed her cats and not shop out of her means then have meltdowns about how the money she gets for it isn't good enough and get pissy about people trying to help her learn better because they aren't just giving her more money.
I recall someone buying her cat food and litter and rather than being gracious that someone else cared about them, she said, "thanks but it's not enough". And she's surprised no one is left who cares to deal with her?

She's even said "thanks but it's not enough" more than once. This is the most recent occurrence:

Then why buy family size mashed potatoes?

I find it really hard to convert some of her shopping into Britbong ones (ty ty for the explanations @toilet_rainbow) and I don’t really know the cost of what feeding two people should be in her area. What I do know is I spend a lot less for two (just from $ to £) and she actually makes me slightly MATI (not really going to sperg about it besides this) as I grew up with a T1 diabetic parent.

Like holy shit, if she was less of a fat greedy fuck then her cats would want for nothing. Also helping your boyfriend not die from beetus would be pro.

Gnah. Sorry. Gief hats.

np np sweetheart

9% tax is high for my area but I don't know Alabama taxes. Some states have no income tax, some just have state tax, some places your items have state and city tax, etc. It's partly why US price tags don't have VAT included. $15 a day for one person eating at home is ridiculous, though. Especially in Alabama, which is a lower cost area of the country. She just thinks she's above what she calls "survival food." That and she eats a fuckton of food at once. A Hot Pocket serving is one sandwich. She's eating up to six at once going by her testimony. The average Hot Pocket is around 350 calories too. I'll let you do the math.

Those cats deserve so much better, oh my god,

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Diabetics eat beans and rice (and lots of other carby crap) all the time. They just need to monitor their blood glucose and shoot insulin accordingly. I don't know about her area but where I live, they double EBT $$ for produce at farmers' markets. Polissa just doesn't want to put in any work or thought into her situation.

As for the cats, if she truly loves them and wants what's best for them, she'd be trying to find homes for the majority of them. The day I'm too poor to feed and take care of my cat is the day I find someone who can give her those things.

 

[Din Djarin]

Then why buy family size mashed potatoes?

I'm sure Josh is eating them too, but if not, I would not be surprised if Polissa just eats them all herself. In one sitting.

 

[drain]

Stop lying, Polissa. No one gets to be obese with eating only a hot pocket in the morning and doing manual work all day. Just by looking at you we can tell you eat a whole lot bitch, no need to boohoo-fy it saying you're starving.

 

[I am vomit]

Stop lying, Polissa. No one gets to be obese with eating only a hot pocket in the morning and doing manual work all day. Just by looking at you we can tell you eat a whole lot bitch, no need to boohoo-fy it saying you're starving.

At Polissa's weight and with her real diet considered, a single hot pocket for breakfast and manual work would make her lose weight super fast no matter how slow her metaBLOBism is or her disability holds her back.

 

[drain]

At Polissa's weight and with her real diet considered, a single hot pocket for breakfast and manual work would make her lose weight super fast no matter how slow her metaBLOBism is or her disability holds her back.

I dunno who these deathfats are trying to trick with their ImMa StARVinG bullshit, but yeah, at her weight it's fairly easy to lose weight by just shutting their pie hole and moving around a little. To maintain her body mass, she HAS to be eating a fucking lot.
I'm so sorry for the pets, thought. They deserve way better than a fat bitch who sits on her ass lying all day.

 

[I am vomit]

I dunno who these deathfats are trying to trick with their ImMa StARVinG bullshit, but yeah, at her weight it's fairly easy to lose weight by just shutting their pie hole and moving around a little. To maintain her body mass, she HAS to be eating a fucking lot.
I'm so sorry for the pets, thought. They deserve way better than a fat bitch who sits on her ass lying all day.

This bitch went through what? $200 worth of groceries in 4 days!? There's no way she's not consuming 3k+ calories every day, considering the caloric intake of mello yello alone.

 

[drain]

This bitch went through what? $200 worth of groceries in 4 days!? There's no way she's not consuming 3k+ calories every day, considering the caloric intake of mello yello alone.

Her grocery bills are indeed from someone eating a fucking ton of food, mainly because it was just in four fucking days. Who the fuck eats $200 worth of food in four days other than a deathfat and some other inactive and unhealthy loser?
People donating at her are fucking delusional. If they read her tweets and a little red light don't go on in their heads they're completely braindead. There are some pretty good grifters out there but Polissa isn't one of them.
The fact she uses her pets as props for donations is terrible. Everyone and their mom knows she will just eat away any dollar someone throws at her, the pets be damned.

Horrible individual.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I can absolutely see her eating six Hot Pockets at a time. That's over 2000 calories right there, before the 12 pack of Mello Yello and ice cream. She has plenty of calories and adipose. I don't think she even does much with the garden. It's almost always Josh doing stuff. All I've seen is her in her muumuu/nightgown sitting on buckets outside and beg for soil and other gardening items. That garden is a lost cause.




Okay, I'm certainly not saying that disability rights in the States are great. SSDI and SSI especially have some pretty bullshit limits (although there are ways around it like ABLE accounts). But the idea of this bitch getting the equivalent of "$25/hour" because she feels like she deserves it when fast food workers are only finally getting $11 an hour because franchises are that fucking desperate for warm bodies is laughable. If I had to be given the choice between giving Polissa $25 an hour for existing or $25 an hour to the drive thru worker constantly screamed at by soccer moms, I know who I'd pick. It's no contest.

I'm amazed that Polissa has even worked enough credits to earn SSDI considering how lazy she is. If she actually put down the Mello Yello and ate less Hot Pockets and actually gardened she'd lose weight and pressure off of her knees. Munchies like her have made me very skeptical of things like fibro, but I've always heard that moving around is good for fibro, arthritis, etc.

Meanwhile she's been spamming for her page with birthday gimmes:








I wonder if a single cat of Polissa's has a clean litter box right now?

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

Diabetics eat beans and rice (and lots of other carby crap) all the time. They just need to monitor their blood glucose and shoot insulin accordingly. I don't know about her area but where I live, they double EBT $$ for produce at farmers' markets. Polissa just doesn't want to put in any work or thought into her situation.

As for the cats, if she truly loves them and wants what's best for them, she'd be trying to find homes for the majority of them. The day I'm too poor to feed and take care of my cat is the day I find someone who can give her those things.

I noticed she didn't buy any cat food but she did buy non-food items (charcoal and bamboo skewers) with $12 cash. There's no fucking day I'd make shashlik before putting my cash toward cat food first. She could even Google for a pet food bank but nah. Let em starve until someone buys "not enough" of it off Amazon for her.
Her PCOS must be out of this world with all those soda carbs, omg.

I can absolutely see her eating six Hot Pockets at a time. That's over 2000 calories right there, before the 12 pack of Mello Yello and ice cream. She has plenty of calories and adipose. I don't think she even does much with the garden. It's almost always Josh doing stuff. All I've seen is her in her muumuu/nightgown sitting on buckets outside and beg for soil and other gardening items. That garden is a lost cause.


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Okay, I'm certainly not saying that disability rights in the States are great. SSDI and SSI especially have some pretty bullshit limits (although there are ways around it like ABLE accounts). But the idea of this bitch getting the equivalent of "$25/hour" because she feels like she deserves it when fast food workers are only finally getting $11 an hour because franchises are that fucking desperate for warm bodies is laughable. If I had to be given the choice between giving Polissa $25 an hour for existing or $25 an hour to the drive thru worker constantly screamed at by soccer moms, I know who I'd pick. It's no contest.

I'm amazed that Polissa has even worked enough credits to earn SSDI considering how lazy she is. If she actually put down the Mello Yello and ate less Hot Pockets and actually gardened she'd lose weight and pressure off of her knees. Munchies like her have made me very skeptical of things like fibro, but I've always heard that moving around is good for fibro, arthritis, etc.

Meanwhile she's been spamming for her page with birthday gimmes:

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I wonder if a single cat of Polissa's has a clean litter box right now?

Get lost, Roley Poley. You're not getting paid more than 3/4th the country's employed people do. I'm experienced with disability and snap and all that shit in the past and I'm still gonna NOPE. I watch my friend take shit from people like her on the daily for half that pay, full time, and still can't afford to live in a neighborhood as nice as hers or have a vehicle at all*. I wouldn't give Pols a pot to piss in until she thinks about appreciating what she actually has.

*they still manage to feed their cat.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I noticed she didn't buy any cat food but she did buy non-food items (charcoal and bamboo skewers) with $12 cash. There's no fucking day I'd make shashlik before putting my cash toward cat food first. She could even Google for a pet food bank but nah. Let em starve until someone buys "not enough" of it off Amazon for her.
Her PCOS must be out of this world with all those soda carbs, omg.


Get lost, Roley Poley. You're not getting paid more than 3/4th the country's employed people do. I'm experienced with disability and snap and all that shit in the past and I'm still gonna NOPE. I watch my friend take shit from people like her on the daily for half that pay, full time, and still can't afford to live in a neighborhood as nice as hers or have a vehicle at all*. I wouldn't give Pols a pot to piss in until she thinks about appreciating what she actually has.

*they still manage to feed their cat.

I have never seen her outright buy anything for her pets. Any of them. It's always "please buy my dog a stroller or cats wet food!" I'd like to think that most pet owners would buy pet food before skewers and charcoal. I also recall Polissa whining about how she had no food only to be invited to a barbecue while Bella suffered, presumably at home. It's sickening. Bella's animal neglect is the main reason I gave her a thread. The receipts and entitlement are funny in a cringe way, but she truly is a lowlife at the end of the day.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I have never seen her outright buy anything for her pets. Any of them. It's always "please buy my dog a stroller or cats wet food!" I'd like to think that most pet owners would buy pet food before skewers and charcoal. I also recall Polissa whining about how she had no food only to be invited to a barbecue while Bella suffered, presumably at home. It's sickening. Bella's animal neglect is the main reason I gave her a thread. The receipts and entitlement are funny in a cringe way, but she truly is a lowlife at the end of the day.

I love her shopping lists because it’s one of the most wildly and unhealthy and excessive eating habits I’ve seen in a while, but she’s confused somehow why she’s going through hundreds of dollars of food in days when she’s buying mostly frozen meals and a ungodly amount of soda.

The amount of soda she buys makes me feel ill but she seems be the flavor of white trash that proudly doesn’t drink water because it doesn’t have flavor and sees drinking water as a poor person thing.
Juice, soda, kool aid, who needs water? Like out the toilet?
Yes seriously, idiocracy is real.

The animals though, man I’m not going to PL a ton but I’ve worked with hoarding situations and there are horrible things going on in that house.

All of her pets need taken, and the sad thing is some if not most would be in bad enough shape they would go straight to euthanasia because there aren’t unlimited resources for rehabilitating hoarder animals.

I hope it’s not bad enough where there’s so much ammonia buildup on the floor that it’s burning the animals paw pads, but it might be.
That’s a small house and a *lot* of animals and someone who moans about not having energy and being chronically ill.

But dog strollers.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

This bitch went through what? $200 worth of groceries in 4 days!? There's no way she's not consuming 3k+ calories every day, considering the caloric intake of mello yello alone.

Don't forget the Mountain Dew. Just looking at the ingredients in that will give you Diabetes.

 

[drain]

''Need Food'' Trust me Polissa, you fucking don't. You can go weeks without even seeing the color of some fast food monstrosity and you'll be alright. Your fat will keep you alive for days.

I don't know about you guys but I fucking hate those #crowdfunds on Twitter. Shits just pathetic and full of perfectly able bodied morons too stupid to figure out basic adult things like budgeting. Nothing more pathetic than seeing grown adults begging all day and boohoo-ing online about how HuRt and TraUmATized they are. Being weak and worthless isn't something to be proud of, but social media somehow made it the norm.

 

[Totallyunknown]

I decided to translate this to Beavercoin as I am from the north.

$6.50 for Hot Pockets works out to $8.90 up here. However, Hot Pockets do not actually exist up here as Hot Pockets - the equivalent would be either McCain Pizza Pockets or Stouffer's Bistro Express (obviously I've never had a HP but if it's just pizza filling, it's the first one). At WalMart here it is $10.00 for a 12 pack, which is $1.10 more than the HP Polissa bought in the US. So frankly, it would be even more expensive to live like she does up here.

However, here is what you COULD get at WalMart right now for $33.00



Which would give her the choice of cereal with milk, toast with margarine or toast with peanut butter for breakfast - if one is a normal person they would have a few slices or one bowl a day, making this last at least a week for two people.

For lunch they could have a peanut butter sandwich or a light snack of celery with peanut butter. I've included something the homeless ask for often - Crystal Light packets to mix with water - cups or bottles. At 10 packs, that's at least 2-3 days of flavored water.

For dinner - pasta with tomatoe sauce. A tube of ground beef could be used sparingly to add to the sauce. The next day, mashed potatoes with meatballs. Turns out you can also have pasta the day after that too. If you add the white bread, you have my favorite poverty meal of spaghetti on buttered white bread.

(I even chose milk in a carton and not the bag which would be a better deal and give her twice as much but it felt too Canadian to do that.)

In other words, she's begging for money to choose to live on a high sugar syrup liquid diet. This has to be Darwinism in action - if she's actually too retarded to understand how to purchase food for survival in modern society they deserve to die. Will start a garden but not watch a single instructional video on how to cook in tough times. I've made better meals boiled in a bag in an electric kettle.