حلال Michael Robert Thurlow / Angry Canadian / Volkswachter / Lothloran / NorthlandPride / NSCLRP / imageboard user - Canadian Nazi, Wifebeater, Narcissist, C-Tier Shitposter, Loli Enthusiast, Brony, Transphobic Tranny, White Pearls and White Pride, RALM Failtroll

A real stinky update today

Mike posted his cock on the lcf orbiter/Mike thread
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This is a different dick pic than the one he posted originally. So it's clearly Mike posing as a...lolcow farmer who keeps his dick pic on hand?

The picture on the left is the new picture from lcf. The picture on the right is the one he posted on (((the splinter))) first, and now uncropped

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Original dick dox for reference
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Here are my take-aways: Judging by the jaw I assume this is closer to his mugshot BC years than the recent AD schizoposting era. This appears to be where he started packin on the pounds. A dotfarmer also noticed that the shirt in his dick collage is the same one he wore for his family's business ad
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HiramTheGrift said:
A real stinky update today

Mike posted his cock on the lcf orbiter/Mike thread
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This is a different dick pic than the one he posted originally. So it's clearly Mike posing as a...lolcow farmer who keeps his dick pic on hand?

The picture on the left is the new picture from lcf. The picture on the right is the one he posted on (((the splinter))) first, and now uncropped

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Original dick dox for reference
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Here are my take-aways: Judging by the jaw I assume this is closer to his mugshot BC years than the recent AD schizoposting era. This appears to be where he started packin on the pounds. A dotfarmer also noticed that the shirt in his dick collage is the same one he wore for his family's business ad
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Posting photoshopped dick in your family's business clothes. He manages to outdo himself with each passing week.
 
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HiramTheGrift said:
Were you only temp banned? Welcome back from the dead. Care to share your side of things with Mike? Just how gay are the ops?
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Nah, so like Spooky banned me and the official reason was for being too autistic so I have no idea since I made two horrid phone OPs and did not get restricted from making threads. As is I am told to cool it with any threats or any sarcasm that could be misconstrued as me advocating someone to do something really really dumb.
So, the gay ops, I am not a gayoper myself, far more anti-gayops as my actions I hope have shown in the time since my ban as I have sunk any attempts that were made around me and sometimes in a rather spectacular, autistic fashion. I saw some speculation way back when that I was some secret super genius and that popped up recently on LCF and it's like dude no, I am a sped who can subconsciously notice patterns and not explain how they got there, any observation I have made(like Mike wearing a BDSM collar in his photobucket)could be made by anyone else so I really am not tooting my own horn when I explain this, with that out of the way I present the story of some really fucked up shit I was dragged into and why you don't let the poo touch you.

So Mike has hated me since day one, that much should be obvious, but it is not because I knew him before hand, I had heard of his group sure and do love a good failed nazi hunt, but my original intention in coming here was to laugh about Bella's belief she was some oldfag troll queen. The court jester that I am could not resist jumping into that tomfoolery and as such even after being banned I was busting her ass for gay-oping, which she did do with Mike over on Onionfarms where despite the IP address being the same they wanted me to believe Bella was some african american dude. Shits dumb, shits boring and shits gay but I will answer everyone's questions on the matter because I feel being open about this shit helps prevent it in the future.
Mike and Naught are gayoping with Nohull currently for certain, they have a cow named Rachel who is mentioned tied around their finger and have teamed up with Elaine and Tommy Tooter, it's over on Onionfarms in a thread with my birth name where they openly plot my downfall. It's amazing as I am some nobody that managed to piss them all off somehow. There are other people who inserted over some gay ass discord drama, which on the record, I could care less about, I watch streams with the discord boys where we discuss cows and laugh. It's akin to going to a bar to watch football, I do not lead some discord tranny cabal as these cows have claimed and tried to paint me. It's super funny because they continually paint me as some mythic figure when the person who makes me look the worst is myself doing dumbass shit because it's legit funny to me to act retarded. It's me having my brain wires crossed and having a style of humor which is not really that funny nowadays since so many people on the internet are actually that level of retarded that I indulge in displaying. It's a relic of a bygone era that I enjoy clinging to like a comfort blanket really.
Mike and Elaine's hateboners have caused them to get a few people on their side, though they do not realize how much they glow by posting to my wall and attempting to provoke me for example, it's all very dumb and gay and ironically I act like some kind of bait to show people who really wants to cow tip or touch poo. While my autism has some things to learn from most of it could be summed up with, do not phonepost.
I lurked on the splinters to wait for Naught to go after Chris again and pick up the milk from that, instead I got milk on a bunch of other things, so if someone wants to accuse me of gayoping my only gay op would honestly be lurking off site for that.

Is there anything in specific you would like to know before I become busy later today?

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Hey Mike, how many more bottles of whiskey did you down?
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More than he has middle aged men. :smug:
 
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Unabashed Hermaphrodite said:
Nah, so like Spooky banned me and the official reason was for being too autistic so I have no idea since I made two horrid phone OPs and did not get restricted from making threads. As is I am told to cool it with any threats or any sarcasm that could be misconstrued as me advocating someone to do something really really dumb.
So, the gay ops, I am not a gayoper myself, far more anti-gayops as my actions I hope have shown in the time since my ban as I have sunk any attempts that were made around me and sometimes in a rather spectacular, autistic fashion. I saw some speculation way back when that I was some secret super genius and that popped up recently on LCF and it's like dude no, I am a sped who can subconsciously notice patterns and not explain how they got there, any observation I have made(like Mike wearing a BDSM collar in his photobucket)could be made by anyone else so I really am not tooting my own horn when I explain this, with that out of the way I present the story of some really fucked up shit I was dragged into and why you don't let the poo touch you.

So Mike has hated me since day one, that much should be obvious, but it is not because I knew him before hand, I had heard of his group sure and do love a good failed nazi hunt, but my original intention in coming here was to laugh about Bella's belief she was some oldfag troll queen. The court jester that I am could not resist jumping into that tomfoolery and as such even after being banned I was busting her ass for gay-oping, which she did do with Mike over on Onionfarms where despite the IP address being the same they wanted me to believe Bella was some african american dude. Shits dumb, shits boring and shits gay but I will answer everyone's questions on the matter because I feel being open about this shit helps prevent it in the future.
Mike and Naught are gayoping with Nohull currently for certain, they have a cow named Rachel who is mentioned tied around their finger and have teamed up with Elaine and Tommy Tooter, it's over on Onionfarms in a thread with my birth name where they openly plot my downfall. It's amazing as I am some nobody that managed to piss them all off somehow. There are other people who inserted over some gay ass discord drama, which on the record, I could care less about, I watch streams with the discord boys where we discuss cows and laugh. It's akin to going to a bar to watch football, I do not lead some discord tranny cabal as these cows have claimed and tried to paint me. It's super funny because they continually paint me as some mythic figure when the person who makes me look the worst is myself doing dumbass shit because it's legit funny to me to act retarded. It's me having my brain wires crossed and having a style of humor which is not really that funny nowadays since so many people on the internet are actually that level of retarded that I indulge in displaying. It's a relic of a bygone era that I enjoy clinging to like a comfort blanket really.
Mike and Elaine's hateboners have caused them to get a few people on their side, though they do not realize how much they glow by posting to my wall and attempting to provoke me for example, it's all very dumb and gay and ironically I act like some kind of bait to show people who really wants to cow tip or touch poo. While my autism has some things to learn from most of it could be summed up with, do not phonepost.
I lurked on the splinters to wait for Naught to go after Chris again and pick up the milk from that, instead I got milk on a bunch of other things, so if someone wants to accuse me of gayoping my only gay op would honestly be lurking off site for that.

Is there anything in specific you would like to know before I become busy later today?


More than he has middle aged men. :smug:
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Unabashed Hermaphrodite said:
Nah, so like Spooky banned me and the official reason was for being too autistic so I have no idea since I made two horrid phone OPs and did not get restricted from making threads. As is I am told to cool it with any threats or any sarcasm that could be misconstrued as me advocating someone to do something really really dumb.
So, the gay ops, I am not a gayoper myself, far more anti-gayops as my actions I hope have shown in the time since my ban as I have sunk any attempts that were made around me and sometimes in a rather spectacular, autistic fashion. I saw some speculation way back when that I was some secret super genius and that popped up recently on LCF and it's like dude no, I am a sped who can subconsciously notice patterns and not explain how they got there, any observation I have made(like Mike wearing a BDSM collar in his photobucket)could be made by anyone else so I really am not tooting my own horn when I explain this, with that out of the way I present the story of some really fucked up shit I was dragged into and why you don't let the poo touch you.

So Mike has hated me since day one, that much should be obvious, but it is not because I knew him before hand, I had heard of his group sure and do love a good failed nazi hunt, but my original intention in coming here was to laugh about Bella's belief she was some oldfag troll queen. The court jester that I am could not resist jumping into that tomfoolery and as such even after being banned I was busting her ass for gay-oping, which she did do with Mike over on Onionfarms where despite the IP address being the same they wanted me to believe Bella was some african american dude. Shits dumb, shits boring and shits gay but I will answer everyone's questions on the matter because I feel being open about this shit helps prevent it in the future.
Mike and Naught are gayoping with Nohull currently for certain, they have a cow named Rachel who is mentioned tied around their finger and have teamed up with Elaine and Tommy Tooter, it's over on Onionfarms in a thread with my birth name where they openly plot my downfall. It's amazing as I am some nobody that managed to piss them all off somehow. There are other people who inserted over some gay ass discord drama, which on the record, I could care less about, I watch streams with the discord boys where we discuss cows and laugh. It's akin to going to a bar to watch football, I do not lead some discord tranny cabal as these cows have claimed and tried to paint me. It's super funny because they continually paint me as some mythic figure when the person who makes me look the worst is myself doing dumbass shit because it's legit funny to me to act retarded. It's me having my brain wires crossed and having a style of humor which is not really that funny nowadays since so many people on the internet are actually that level of retarded that I indulge in displaying. It's a relic of a bygone era that I enjoy clinging to like a comfort blanket really.
Mike and Elaine's hateboners have caused them to get a few people on their side, though they do not realize how much they glow by posting to my wall and attempting to provoke me for example, it's all very dumb and gay and ironically I act like some kind of bait to show people who really wants to cow tip or touch poo. While my autism has some things to learn from most of it could be summed up with, do not phonepost.
I lurked on the splinters to wait for Naught to go after Chris again and pick up the milk from that, instead I got milk on a bunch of other things, so if someone wants to accuse me of gayoping my only gay op would honestly be lurking off site for that.

Is there anything in specific you would like to know before I become busy later today?
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