Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[LetterlandMafia]

My word what an incredible thing to wake up to

Scalzi apologizes... For something he didn't do:

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Piggy is attacking the mob now, always a good move:

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Also, lecturing a black woman. Not a good look piggy...

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These two tweets are a perfect summary of how Scalzi is able to survive and thrive in the insane community he inhabits, and Pat isn’t. Scalzi hasn’t done anything wrong, but he apologises anyway; he needs to Know His Place next to the black woman writer and Center Her Narrative, and sure enough she backs down.

Pat’s ego can’t do that. He has to win. He should know by now he can’t win in that community against a black woman even if he’s in the right, but as always he can’t bring himself to swallow his pride for the greater good.

 

[grey area]

These people are so ravenous for outrage they'll consume anything in their path - right or wrong. Due to Rick having zero empathy and an inability to depict himself as NOT a cunt, I think he could be fucked. Anyway, I feel like I've gorged myself on a decadent dinner. Happy Father's Day, faggot!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@Next Task my reply was to a comment that Pat is smarter than most or all black people. This is false.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

After Fatricks crash course in Black Twitter id bet money he’s never wanted to call someone Nigger more than he does right now.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

After Fatricks crash course in Black Twitter id bet money he’s never wanted to call someone Nigger more than he does right now.

Or turn them into pepperoni.

 

[bile demon]

Plot twist: clementine is secretly patpilled and is playing along with the pests to throw Pat to the blood crazed soywolves. She is, I dare say, /ournig/.

In any case, it's great to see contact form patposting finally bear fruit. Happy Juneteenth, Pat.

 

[AnOminous]

@Next Task my reply was to a comment that Pat is smarter than most or all black people. This is false.

Let's just say that the Creator was rather niggardly handing out brains when Pat showed up.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Speaking of Niki it turns out some of the pests are customers of her business and aren’t afraid to leave honest reviews:

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It was sitting at 4.7 from numerous fake reviews by employees who didn’t even bother to change their names. Now dropped to 4.2 thanks to honest customers.

Now this is how you write a fake review

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Let's just say that the Creator was rather niggardly handing out brains when Pat showed up.

When God was handing out brains, Patrick, ever the idiot, thought God said "Trains" and asked for a slow one.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Time for Pat to rev up the sausage maker because he's going into overdrive to make some black baby pepperoni. I wonder why he has never tried kidnapping Hispanic babies to make chorizo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder why he has never tried kidnapping Hispanic babies to make chorizo.

You’re clearly not familiar with supply chain management, child. Pat, on the other hand, had mastered this complex discipline by the time he was 12.

 

[Vamp Soulja]

Of course the bigot Patrick "Adolf Pigler" Tomlinson would make a black woman's experience with racism all about his obese white ass. "I did not send those emails, child, now take them down, little baby infant." Just remorseless oinking from the SFWA's blue ribbon swine.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course the bigot Patrick "Adolf Pigler" Tomlinson would make a black woman's experience with racism all about his obese white ass. "I did not send those emails, child, now take them down, little baby infant." Just remorseless oinking from the SFWA's blue ribbon swine.

He's completely incapable of grasping that she was the victim here and had just received extremely offensive mail, she thought from him. This was stupid, but he had every option not to be a complete asshole and chose the latter.

 

[Akashic Retard]

I'm going to commit a sin and empathize with Fatrick here because I find the black chick way more obnoxious than Fat in this instance and because I am reasonable, unlike Fat or black chick. Fat has to deal with shit like this all the time, the black chick had to deal with three emails, get over it you whiny bitch. Even after he says they weren't him she seems to believe him but she's still all hopped up on injustice so needs to find other reasons to accuse him of being racist "yeah well you don't seem to care very much that I had to read the nigger word!" He probably doesn't care that much because emails like that are just another day for him. Check your cyberstalker privilege, Latoya.

 

[Harambe]

I'm going to commit a sin and empathize with Fatrick here because I find the black chick way more obnoxious than Fat in this instance. Fat has to deal with shit like this all the time, the black chick had to deal with three emails, get over it you whiny bitch. Even after he says they weren't him she seems to believe him but she's still all hopped up on injustice so needs to find other reasons to accuse him of being racist "yeah well you don't seem to care very much that I had to read the nigger word!" He probably doesn't care that much because emails like that are just another day for him.

I agree but only because I hate retarded fat black women more than I hate retarded fat gay cannibals

 

[Spunt]

I'm going to commit a sin and empathize with Fatrick here because I find the black chick way more obnoxious than Fat in this instance and because I am reasonable, unlike Fat or black chick. Fat has to deal with shit like this all the time, the black chick had to deal with three emails, get over it you whiny bitch. Even after he says they weren't him she seems to believe him but she's still all hopped up on injustice so needs to find other reasons to accuse him of being racist "yeah well you don't seem to care very much that I had to read the nigger word!" He probably doesn't care that much because emails like that are just another day for him. Check your cyberstalker privilege, Latoya.

All Pat had to say was:

"I'm afraid those messages are fake and I'm sorry you had to read them. I have been subject to impersonation by trolls and stalkers, and unfortunately they are capable of saying the most vile things in order to try to damage my life, including contacting others pretending to be me and manipulating photographs. I'm really sorry that you were unwillingly caught up in that business and that you were sent such hateful messages. You can check my Twitter timeline to verify all of this, and in future unless contact is from my Twitter account, it is not from me. Please could you retract the Tweets and correct the record. Again I'm sorry you had to go through this."

There - covers all the bases, massages her precious fee-fees without admitting any wrongdoing, makes sure that everyone goes into damage controls without getting their ego bruised. But Pat had to go all "There is no such monument, stupid baby child" because he's Pat and he never met a problem that he didn't make worse through his sheer aggression and stupidity.

 

[MomentRedditiere]

anyone with a brain would just say "hey, not me, sorry that happened" and move on, because engaging with this retard would not go well beyond it. I know he's stupid, but fuck me how has he gone through life this far without learning tard management

 

[AnOminous]

anyone with a brain would just say "hey, not me, sorry that happened" and move on, because engaging with this retard would not go well beyond it. I know he's stupid, but fuck me how has he gone through life this far without learning tard management

Because in any room, he is the biggest sped. The wrangler would be for him.

 

[r00]

I'm going to commit a sin and empathize with Fatrick here because I find the black chick way more obnoxious than Fat in this instance and because I am reasonable, unlike Fat or black chick. Fat has to deal with shit like this all the time, the black chick had to deal with three emails, get over it you whiny bitch. Even after he says they weren't him she seems to believe him but she's still all hopped up on injustice so needs to find other reasons to accuse him of being racist "yeah well you don't seem to care very much that I had to read the nigger word!" He probably doesn't care that much because emails like that are just another day for him. Check your cyberstalker privilege, Latoya.

I think Patrick going up against even bigger cunts than himself is a great bit. Patrick getting cannibalized by the same people he tries so hard to pander to would be the best possible ending.

 

[Pickle Built]

he never met a problem that he didn't make worse through his sheer aggression and stupidity.

I dunno man there seems to be a lot less purse snatchers now that the Tomlinson House of Pepperoni is up and running