Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Is it only me, or do I notice that the majority of lolcows that I see on this site are either based in Canada or California? There’s a very big streak of them in either both of those places.
They live in wealthy areas in CA and Canada with vapid "liberal" culture. There are many more people like them who aren't terminally online. Visit one of those places and meet the people. It's like visiting another reality.
 
Keffals suddenly a big fan of notorious Harassment Survivor™️ Taylor Lorenz:

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(Link) (https://archive.ph/wip/2scUf)

Potential cow crossover incoming? I would love to see Taylor give Con. Inc. a reason to dig into Lucas, he fits the groomer troon archetype they're going for perfectly. I can also bet you that if Lucas was asked about Taylor Lorenz's repeated slandering of successful women, such as Ariadna Jacobs in the most egregious example, he'd say it was funny and that Taylor is "based, actually".
 
After the wild events that unfolded last night with not only the posting of Lucas' dox, but him confirming it by spazing out on air, I'd be once again delighted to remind people that the only person Lucas has to blame, is himself. He wants to cry about harassment when he'll go after people, unprovoked, for no reason. He'll cry about doxing sorry, "DaWxXxXxInG" while his smug AGP smirk lights up when people he doesn't like get doxed. He'll cry about people going after him and attacking him when he tried to go after the farms; If you had left us alone, we'd only watch from the sides while we make fun of you and look at you with disgust. You can't cry about getting hit when you swing and fail to land the first hit.

Everyones' dox (Excluding Maya and Halle, for reasons) is all on the fault of none other than Lucas himself. Congratulations. You're ruined your own reputation and livelihood because you thought you had the balls to be better than us. And it shot back right in your face. Take your little "stream vacation" or "hiatus" or whatever you want to call it. We'll be here. Laughing. Ridiculing. And as always, just remember:

:gunt: WE'RE INSIDE YOUR WALLS, ALWAYS WATCHING :gunt:

Also I'm very tired while writing this but the point still stands. Get fucked, Lucas.
 
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Time for more unhinged food tracking.
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I’m guessing the Long John Silver’s may be in the A&W.
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Bonus Mormons:
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Alright, now on to tweets.
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Pretended you got doxed? Alright, I’ll pretend I’m not in your walls.
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It’s some dumb positivity thing for Keffals. The hashtag is #keffalspositivityweek. I’m positive Keffals address is 14 Leeds St, Toronto, Ontario.
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Gonna cry?
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Absolutely glorious with the dox, watching Lucas all but shit himself on stream when the news hit was a great start to my morning. His limp-dick efforts to say the dox isn't legit was yet another example of how utterly half-assed Lucas does anything in life.

Also, F tier for Chick-fil-A, Lucas? I wonder if you genuinely don't have a taste for quality fried chicken sandwiches, or you hate how old school Christian the company is?

Faggot. It's a place of business, ignore their beliefs and enjoy the waffle fries.
 
The proximity to these fast food chains and cannabis stores does seem to add weight to the dox, but I don't think it's keffals. Keffals talks about trains a lot. Watching trains, raping autistic children while they watch trains, etc. Does Torontos subway line have any above-ground stretches? Surely they wouldn't be near that address. Or perhaps an actual train station? One that maybe connects to the airport? Any close-by junctions?
 
The proximity to these fast food chains and cannabis stores does seem to add weight to the dox, but I don't think it's keffals. Keffals talks about trains a lot. Watching trains, raping autistic children while they watch trains, etc. Does Torontos subway line have any above-ground stretches? Surely they wouldn't be near that address. Or perhaps an actual train station? One that maybe connects to the airport? Any close-by junctions?
Ok, I checked this real quick.
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Lucas is closest to the Ossington stop.
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However, there is a section somewhat nearby that is open. That section is between Wilson and Elginton West as shown here.
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I personally believe that the train joke is just a gay larp, but it’s somewhat true.
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Bonus alcoholism plus a train for someone with better knowledge than me to identify.

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Man. Even has the shitty MMA tattoos of a man.
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Here’s UFC Featherweight champion, Alexander Volkanovski for reference. Volk is slightly shorter at 5’6” than the troon at 5’7”.
 
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Alright, now on to tweets.
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Pretended you got doxed? Alright, I’ll pretend I’m not in your walls.
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It’s some dumb positivity thing for Keffals. The hashtag is #keffalspositivityweek. I’m positive Keffals address is 14 Leeds St, Toronto, Ontario.
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Jesus Christ, what a fatass. Does he eat anything but fast food?

The Subway one is kind of throwing me, though. He said he lives next door to a Subway, so even if he's being hyperbolic, it's gotta be closer than ten minutes away.
The proximity to these fast food chains and cannabis stores does seem to add weight to the dox,
It also adds weight to Lucas himself.
 
Ok, I checked this real quick.
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Lucas is closest to the Ossington stop.
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However, there is a section somewhat nearby that is open. That section is between Wilson and Elginton West as shown here.
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Bonus alcoholism plus a train for someone with better knowledge than me to identify.

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Here’s UFC Featherweight champion, Alexander Volkanovski for reference. Volk is slightly shorter at 5’6” than the troon at 5’7”.
This is a little bit of a PL but it'll help figure out the train problem:

In the photo, Keffals is on a GO Train, a completely different kind of train from the subway. TTC subways are grey and metallic, GO trains are green and white, street cars/busses are red/white. Not going any deeper, but I hope it helps.
 
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