DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PutridElephant]

Cause someone might call him and he has to be able to tell them to fuck off and email him.

He has said that he calls his parents weekly, so I guess he needs a phone for that. But since that's the only person he calls he could probably just use zoom at this point and save like $100 a month.

Or he can use the landline phone which is bundled in his cable service for free

 

[MAWBD]

Why does Phil pay for cellphone service if he leaves the house literally one day a week for 5 hours?

Some WWE clans require apps that verify who you are by sending text messages.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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But you're getting new members like crazy Phail! lmao.

And Phail is so waiting for that apology phone call from John and Howard.

 

[Paladin Derich]

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It's ironic that he's posting about this when the new Overlord game just came out on Steam.

 

[myone]

It's always been like that, dude. It's because a large portion of detractors are ex-fans. They were never in the vortex just to laugh at the retarded video games man. They are dents with a grudge. That's also why whenever one of the dents 'defects' they are welcomed with open arms by the detractors no matter how much evidence there has been of how retarded they are. Just look at the Anonymouse situation or pwdubs or any of the other ones.

Yup imagine not only being retarded enough to unironically like DSP at any point in his "career", but also not being embarrassed and openly discussing this with detractors. I'd rather admit to wetting my bed than ever liking the pigroach. There are some things that are just so terrible indictments of character you should at least be self-aware enough to never admit to them. But they are dents, so they think liking Dave at any point is normal.

 

[Dona Morte]

Or he can use the landline phone which is bundled in his cable service for free

Uh NO!
All the best Hulkamaniacs have a cell phone dood.
He needs it to check for tips and emails DURING the stream.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Why does Phil pay for cellphone service if he leaves the house literally one day a week for 5 hours?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/despit...llars-on-the-wwe-champions-mobile-game.65126/

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

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IMMEDIATELY blames a lack of "notable new releases" for his failure to grow his channel. As if robotically following the crowd and playing whatever they consider notable is the only way to grow his channel.

 

[Tears for T]

Or he can use the landline phone which is bundled in his cable service for free

Phil needs a mobile phone, if not, how would 1MM send his donations?

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Why does Phil pay for cellphone service if he leaves the house literally one day a week for 5 hours?

Better question is why is he paying $130+ a month for a I-Phone 6s?

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

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He's so reliant on new releases yet half the time when they come out he doesn't play them til months later. Pokemon, Metroid, WWE, etc. Then he brags about how he's not like everyone else who is "so beholden to the hype" but then complains when there are no new releases. I just can't understand what goes through this dude's head.

 

[Freshtodeath]

His "hot new releases" model is so outdated. There are tons of streamers now who play the same game every day but get tons of engagement.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

just came out on Steam.

That's the problem right there. As if Phil would ever willingly play on a computer

 

[Balr0g]

His "hot new releases" model is so outdated. There are tons of streamers now who play the same game every day but get tons of engagement.

And also every now and then i see Videos for old games (and i mean OLD games) popping up in my Youtube recommendations that are recent. So there goes that. Also the only time he really gets any foprm of notoriety is when he plays a game that kicks his ass (as proven with Elden Ring and Malenia). He has such a big collection of games he ragequitted he could always come back to them. Dying Light 2 and Kirby are from this year btw

 

[Iron Hamster]

I just can't understand what goes through this dude's head.

gaslighting and 'give me money'.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I wonder if he actually believes that it's the fact that "no good games" are coming out that hi8s channel is slowly dying, or does he know deep down that it's because he's just an unentertaining jerk that people only watch ironically or because they're mentally challenged and any time a prospective new viewer stumbles mon him they get immediately turned off by his behavior?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It's more a case of "will x game hook me a new whale?" and "how little effort will it require?" rather than if it's a hawt new release.

 

[IHateMyJob]

IMMEDIATELY blames a lack of "notable new releases" for his failure to grow his channel. As if robotically following the crowd and playing whatever they consider notable is the only way to grow his channel.

It's got nothing to do with him being a cunt, his shitty personality, the chronic snorting, incessant begging or (FILL IN THE BLANK) it's all the games fault dood!! Oh and the shithead detractors!

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Hes Not a Muppet streamer by the way

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I'm betting on over 100 save states today easily