DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Near end of the stream

Phil's getting his ass beaten

"I can't get up if you spawn right into me!"

Probably the same words he said to Leanna every night in bed

Total tip $62, $37 if you don't count 1MM

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my college buddy used to laugh his ass off during Friends Request Ridicule, and my thought was "Why is this guy acting like a dick to these kids?
When you realize those friend request ridicule videos aren't an act and Phil really is that much of a complete asshole it becomes way less funny. Then it dawns on you a man in his mid 20s was going through 12 year old's messages swearing and acting like a manchild. Pathetic.
 
Philbert you didn't beat Castlevania not by a long shot you incompetent, brown-toothed ninny.

Now that I think about it, has Phil ever beaten an emulated game without save scumming?
The problem isn't save-stating. I tend to that when I just want to get to the end of something without having to replay the entire thing again.

The problem is his attitude for doing it. He doesn't care about what he's doing at all and brute forces everything. Most who use save states af least know how to play to the point they're at.
been away for a few months, why don't we count 1 minute man?
The rumor is that it's a fake tip and Phil only announces it when everything else is low to prime his viewers.

That and if it is real, it's consistent and not an active viewer.
 
Instead of hand holding in chat, it's "Well, let's see how someone that loves video games do it." Even willing to believe he is TERRIFIED of THIYDP and watches better LP's on how to get through a section. However, Phil being Phil, he'll watch it, try to emulate it, and fail in salty fashion.
 

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The problem is his attitude for doing it. He doesn't care about what he's doing at all and brute forces everything. Most who use save states af least know how to play to the point they're at.
Phil brute forces every game and that's why he's unwatchable. His focus is progressing through games and giving his stupid reviews that maybe 20 dentheads care about because Phil has always wished he was Respected Game Reviewer, for some unknown reason because he clearly does not enjoy 99% of games.
 
Agree with Piece.

1mm used to be vocal in Phil's chat up until the streamlabs/elements banned Phil and Phil asked for people to tip behind the scenes.

This is where 1mm started tipping behind the streams and no longer vocal in Phil's chat.

I also suspect the tips tracker also came in to play for 1 minute cuck stop appearing on streams.
 
putting this here for record sake but Mango Juul Pods Baxter superchatted dsp to ask phil if he can change games because he was dying alot (maybe as a joke who cares).
Phil instead of just ignoring him decides to shout at him to shut the fuck up.
Mango Juul Pods Baxter responds by saying "bro wtf" and proceeds to say that he'll "remove his card from his account" promising to never superchat dsp again.
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The forced "AHAAAH" reactions are such a Joker (2019)-irl moment, that Phil has no other idea how to react but knows it's sort funny so he has to laugh but he can only laugh in the weird high-pitched 'normal' laugh. He does it a lot with stuff that he knows is sort of funny but because he's such a shut-in, has no idea how to react normally other than guffawing as loudly as he can so that everyone knows he's in on the joke and not an idiot.
I don't know if it's just me but his creepy harpy laugh is so much worse than his old forced ACK ACK ACK or his Mickey Mouse laugh, or even the Leanna TUHUHU goat laugh. Normally I don't get MATI at Phil but it rubs on my eardrums like a cheesegrater and I find myself hoping he dies everytime he feigns happiness like that. Cackling Grimms Fairytale witch ass nigga.

There is insufficient evidence to conclude that the 1MM tips are fake. I will continue to stand by that unless anyone has something more valid than this conjecture of "priming the tip jar" which completely falls apart using the most basic scrutiny.
Yeah people should stop with this. If Phil could adjust the tips goal why is it 25 every day at the same time? He could just say whatever. Jimminyblubbidy just donated 8 dollars so we're only 22 away from the vest goal. Oh look 17 dollars from HoganLombardi, now we're only 10 away from the hat goal. He's not priming, he's not engaged in any psychological tricks, OIC didn't give him advice. There's just some sad dent with a dead wife handing over shovels of money daily to this manchild because he's damaged like Jared Leto Joker.
 
The money he gets from 1MM is definitely real.
If it wasn't he'd be sperging out almost everyday because without that $25 most day streams would be within the 'slow stream' threshold.
The slow threshold is around $60. Even with 1mm tip there, he will say it's slow. 1mm tips have been tracked for a year and has only missed a few days total where he didn't tip. So he might as well include it at the start anyway but he doesn't. He doesn't even sound excited about it because it's expected. This whole thing is so bizarre.

The 1mm thing is interesting because he's not being transparent about it. There is something missing here and everyones trying to involve any sort of logic to the most illogical human being I've seen.

Why does he tip behind the scenes with no pop up? Why even shout him out at that point if he's not even there? Everyone else is probably giving him money and has been caught telling others to keep it behind-the-scenes hush hush, so why is this... nevermind man. It's too fuckin' stupid and smells like some shady shit. People just want an answer but it's probably never going to come.
 
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Agree with Piece.

1mm used to be vocal in Phil's chat up until the streamlabs/elements banned Phil and Phil asked for people to tip behind the scenes.

This is where 1mm started tipping behind the streams and no longer vocal in Phil's chat.

I also suspect the tips tracker also came in to play for 1 minute cuck stop appearing on streams.
Is it easier to do "test" tips/animations in streamlabs?
 
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