What are the dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?

So there's this kid at the school where my aunt teaches named La-a.
One time on parents day my aunt called her a Laa to which her mom loudly objected "It's Lałącznika, the łącznik ain't silent, kuurwwa"
 
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About 7 years ago when I first started university, I worked stock at a major department store for about 20 hours a week.

One of the supervisors there was a black guy nicknamed 'Enny.' I only knew him as Enny, until I saw his name on the stockroom computer for some administrative stuff.

'Endurance Parchment.'

Yes, this nigger (of course he was black, what else were you expecting?) was actually named Endurance. Funnily enough, that isn't the only time I've seen that surname before. Also belonged to another nigger I worked with some years later in a different job. Funny that.
 
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I remember in high school we were doing groups for a project and the teacher was writing the groups on the board, and it came to this black kid in class who said his name was Michael, so the teacher wrote it as Michael like you would expect, but the black kid said that wasn't how you spell his name, his name was Myk'l.
 
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I used to work with an Aryan. Not 100% sure on the spelling anymore, but I think it was with a Y. Anyways, she was black. Like, the tent-wearing black type.
I was reminded of it earlier in a discussion with a middleeastern descent friend who pointed out it's the brand name of some sort of yoghurt.
 
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Just remembered a story my parents told me years ago about someone they knew who wanted a fancy sounding name for their daughter. French sounds like a good language to have a fancy name.

Somehow they came up with Derriere. Unknown to them, it means "buttocks" in French.
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Sounds aspirational to me. You know, like some people will name their daughter Chastity, in hopes that she won't be a slut, they named her Derriere in hopes that she would have a nice ass.
 
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I used to work with an Aryan. Not 100% sure on the spelling anymore, but I think it was with a Y. Anyways, she was black. Like, the tent-wearing black type.
I was reminded of it earlier in a discussion with a middleeastern descent friend who pointed out it's the brand name of some sort of yoghurt.
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Your friend was likely referring to Ayran (a sorta salty yogurt drink), so one letter-switch away from tragedy... but still pretty tragic nonetheless. :sighduck:
 
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Whatever that random jumble of unpronounceable numbers and letters Elon Musk named his kid like the complete autist he is. ‘X Æ A-12’…
 
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I used to work with an Aryan. Not 100% sure on the spelling anymore, but I think it was with a Y. Anyways, she was black. Like, the tent-wearing black type.
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Aryan is also a fairly common Indian name, which I learned from working with a few myself. At first, I thought it'd be pronounced like ar-YAN or something, but no, it's pronounced exactly how you think it is. Unfortunate.
 
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