Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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All Pat had to say was:

"I'm afraid those messages are fake and I'm sorry you had to read them. I have been subject to impersonation by trolls and stalkers, and unfortunately they are capable of saying the most vile things in order to try to damage my life, including contacting others pretending to be me and manipulating photographs. I'm really sorry that you were unwillingly caught up in that business and that you were sent such hateful messages. You can check my Twitter timeline to verify all of this, and in future unless contact is from my Twitter account, it is not from me. Please could you retract the Tweets and correct the record. Again I'm sorry you had to go through this."

There - covers all the bases, massages her precious fee-fees without admitting any wrongdoing, makes sure that everyone goes into damage controls without getting their ego bruised. But Pat had to go all "There is no such monument, stupid baby child" because he's Pat and he never met a problem that he didn't make worse through his sheer aggression and stupidity.
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You left off an important part at the end.

“I propose we grind out an anti-racism video in my hometown of Milwaukee. I have a really nice recording studio in my basement.”

He can’t resist the cravings for pepperoni…
 
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Update on piggy's dumb Tiny Tim book, we're looking at a 2023 Christmas release. Assuming that a publisher picks it up.

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His last book, 'In the Black' was released during October 2020.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Update on piggy's dumb Tiny Tim book, we're looking at a 2023 Christmas release. Assuming that a publisher picks it up.

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His last book, 'In the Black' was released during October 2020.
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Fatrick should really pen a HOW TO on how to make pepperoni and solve the population crisis.
At least he’d be writing what he knows
(Allegedly)
 
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I fucking hate Facebook, but someone posted this over on the other forums. If any of you ever wondered how Pat uses the platform then here's a peek:

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Yes, the dumb lummox just caps any of his tweets that he thinks can go viral and posts them. Despite not being active on Facebook Pat's wife is always the first one to like each post (just like his tweets).

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Longtime readers of this thread might recognize another name there. Dominic Franchetti, a man who was convicted of sodomizing an eight year old girl in Texas. He served his time and now lives as a registered sex offender. He's Just one of the pedophiles who are close friends with Pat.

Pat knows about Dominic's history but still remained friends with him.
 
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A stalker reached out to Pat one day to simply ask him to take a real stand against pedophilia and unfriend Dominic Franchetti. Provided his arrest record, mugshot, everything.

Pat did his standard "you are not a human being capable of thinking for even a brief moment" seethe before coming up with a pretty incredible cope. There are two Dominic Franchettis! Same name, same age, both live in the same Texas town, but one of them was the pedophile and the other was his facebook friend.

I'll PM a $100 amazon gift card to anyone who can photograph the two Dominic Franchettis together, but you have to find them both.
 
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Maricón de Mierda said:
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Unsurprisingly, Dominic Franchetti, convicted child rapist and known Patrick Tomlinson associate, is also fat as fuck. Fatrick, I know you're read this: If you don't stop your interracial pedophile crimes, this will be you in 14 years.
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He chose a lion to represent him in his facebook picture. The average adult male lion weighs 420 lbs, Dominic weighs 460. So he's either a morbidly obese human or an overweight lion.
 
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Note, he was initially charged with child molestation in 4/29/2016 but his wife didn't file for divorce until 9/23/2016, almost five months later. There's nothing of real note unsealed in either case, and both parties in the divorce filed for the case to proceed under seal.

I would infer from this that the divorce resulted from the molestation and is sealed because it contains information about it.
 
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if we're recapping Fatrick's questionable friends, we ought not to forget child abuse imagery collector Mathew "Jackson" Jones. Caverlock documented it well in this post.

Summarizing it, we've got Pat calling him a "great friend" of his, perhaps someone who has earned calling him Pat even!


News report mentioning the ten counts he faces:

Still awaiting trial, last hearing was in March

The majority of people go their entire life without befriending a single registered pedophile, Pat collects them like Pokémon.
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
if we're recapping Fatrick's questionable friends, we ought not to forget child abuse imagery collector Mathew "Jackson" Jones. Caverlock documented it well in this post.

Summarizing it, we've got Pat calling him a "great friend" of his, perhaps someone who has earned calling him Pat even!
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News report mentioning the ten counts he faces:

Still awaiting trial, last hearing as in March

The majority of people go their entire life without befriending a single registered pedophile, Pat collects them like Pokémon.
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Being in the SFWA gives you powers that attracts pedophiles.
 
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