Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Rewire Tea]

I decided to translate this to Beavercoin as I am from the north.

$6.50 for Hot Pockets works out to $8.90 up here. However, Hot Pockets do not actually exist up here as Hot Pockets - the equivalent would be either McCain Pizza Pockets or Stouffer's Bistro Express (obviously I've never had a HP but if it's just pizza filling, it's the first one). At WalMart here it is $10.00 for a 12 pack, which is $1.10 more than the HP Polissa bought in the US. So frankly, it would be even more expensive to live like she does up here.

However, here is what you COULD get at WalMart right now for $33.00
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Which would give her the choice of cereal with milk, toast with margarine or toast with peanut butter for breakfast - if one is a normal person they would have a few slices or one bowl a day, making this last at least a week for two people.

For lunch they could have a peanut butter sandwich or a light snack of celery with peanut butter. I've included something the homeless ask for often - Crystal Light packets to mix with water - cups or bottles. At 10 packs, that's at least 2-3 days of flavored water.

For dinner - pasta with tomatoe sauce. A tube of ground beef could be used sparingly to add to the sauce. The next day, mashed potatoes with meatballs. Turns out you can also have pasta the day after that too. If you add the white bread, you have my favorite poverty meal of spaghetti on buttered white bread.

(I even chose milk in a carton and not the bag which would be a better deal and give her twice as much but it felt too Canadian to do that.)

In other words, she's begging for money to choose to live on a high sugar syrup liquid diet. This has to be Darwinism in action - if she's actually too retarded to understand how to purchase food for survival in modern society they deserve to die. Will start a garden but not watch a single instructional video on how to cook in tough times. I've made better meals boiled in a bag in an electric kettle.

That's a decent poverty diet right there. It'll get you by.

No idea what the tax situation is in Alabama (because I'm also a leaf), but in my province, prepackaged or junk food has sales tax applied. Food that you (generally) have to cook isn't taxed.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

My favorite part of Polissa showing her receipts is that she’s so dense that she thinks her hauls will give her sympathy. “I bought $30 of soda to survive! This inflation is killing me!” She clearly doesn’t give a shit about Josh or her’s health via food intake (or any way, really), so rice, beans, and pasta are perfectly acceptable for her to get, and they’re still relatively cheap. @Totallyunknown she could easily do your meal plan for cheap in Alabama. Sounds awesome, too.

Polissa had a falling out with her neighbor. She got the cops called on her when Josh and her trespassed on her property. She’s now surprised Pikachu faced that the neighbor doesn’t like her trespassing on her property:






“I can’t make friends!”

Gee, I wonder why. She deleted the OP tweet before I even found it, but I think this was the same neighbor where Polissa was like “I can't control Josh’s mouth, I’m not his mother” after they "borrowed" her extension cord and he cussed her out or something when they got called out.



(By the way, since she has a tendency to delete late night tweets about her neighbors, I have archived this tweet thread just in case.)



Guess the snake is gone too.

#teamneighbor

 

[Totallyunknown]

My father was a crotchety old man who would purposefully fuck with people like Polissa just to see her rage on her front lawn and give the stink face everytime they crossed paths.

May her neighbour be the same. I mean, the house has raccoons, you gotta get your fun somehow in life.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

If her neighbor really wants to fuck with her, she should report the animal hoard to animal control. I'm honestly starting to wonder if they'd be better off in a shelter or even euthanized rather than not being fed, not having a clean litter box and broiling in a hot, cramped, smelly house with these two.

 

[I am vomit]

I decided to translate this to Beavercoin as I am from the north.

$6.50 for Hot Pockets works out to $8.90 up here. However, Hot Pockets do not actually exist up here as Hot Pockets - the equivalent would be either McCain Pizza Pockets or Stouffer's Bistro Express (obviously I've never had a HP but if it's just pizza filling, it's the first one). At WalMart here it is $10.00 for a 12 pack, which is $1.10 more than the HP Polissa bought in the US. So frankly, it would be even more expensive to live like she does up here.

However, here is what you COULD get at WalMart right now for $33.00
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Which would give her the choice of cereal with milk, toast with margarine or toast with peanut butter for breakfast - if one is a normal person they would have a few slices or one bowl a day, making this last at least a week for two people.

For lunch they could have a peanut butter sandwich or a light snack of celery with peanut butter. I've included something the homeless ask for often - Crystal Light packets to mix with water - cups or bottles. At 10 packs, that's at least 2-3 days of flavored water.

For dinner - pasta with tomatoe sauce. A tube of ground beef could be used sparingly to add to the sauce. The next day, mashed potatoes with meatballs. Turns out you can also have pasta the day after that too. If you add the white bread, you have my favorite poverty meal of spaghetti on buttered white bread.

(I even chose milk in a carton and not the bag which would be a better deal and give her twice as much but it felt too Canadian to do that.)

In other words, she's begging for money to choose to live on a high sugar syrup liquid diet. This has to be Darwinism in action - if she's actually too retarded to understand how to purchase food for survival in modern society they deserve to die. Will start a garden but not watch a single instructional video on how to cook in tough times. I've made better meals boiled in a bag in an electric kettle.

I'm just going to say it. This is 100% reasonable, solid, and I've eaten struggle meals like this enough to know they work, you got something in your stomach and it's not the worst thing in the world for you. BUT, this is Polissa we're talking about. Every single thing you mentioned takes effort, you know. Beyond "toss it in the microwave" or "Don't eat the whole box of cereal in one go" if someone told her this she'd have a full on spergout about how she's too disabled to do anything but throw hot pockets and mashed potatoes in the microwave.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

I love her shopping lists because it’s one of the most wildly and unhealthy and excessive eating habits I’ve seen in a while, but she’s confused somehow why she’s going through hundreds of dollars of food in days when she’s buying mostly frozen meals and a ungodly amount of soda.

The amount of soda she buys makes me feel ill but she seems be the flavor of white trash that proudly doesn’t drink water because it doesn’t have flavor and sees drinking water as a poor person thing.
Juice, soda, kool aid, who needs water? Like out the toilet?
Yes seriously, idiocracy is real.

The animals though, man I’m not going to PL a ton but I’ve worked with hoarding situations and there are horrible things going on in that house.

All of her pets need taken, and the sad thing is some if not most would be in bad enough shape they would go straight to euthanasia because there aren’t unlimited resources for rehabilitating hoarder animals.

I hope it’s not bad enough where there’s so much ammonia buildup on the floor that it’s burning the animals paw pads, but it might be.
That’s a small house and a *lot* of animals and someone who moans about not having energy and being chronically ill.

But dog strollers.

But he's an Emotional Support Animal!!

Honestly, I think if she can't handle him on the leash and "people nearly step on him", the he's probably not trained properly to do much, much less go on stores and be expected to stay still at heel like he's supposed to and the stroller is just a band-aid for that.

My favorite part of Polissa showing her receipts is that she’s so dense that she thinks her hauls will give her sympathy. “I bought $30 of soda to survive! This inflation is killing me!” She clearly doesn’t give a shit about Josh or her’s health via food intake (or any way, really), so rice, beans, and pasta are perfectly acceptable for her to get, and they’re still relatively cheap. @Totallyunknown she could easily do your meal plan for cheap in Alabama. Sounds awesome, too.

Polissa had a falling out with her neighbor. She got the cops called on her when Josh and her trespassed on her property. She’s now surprised Pikachu faced that the neighbor doesn’t like her trespassing on her property:

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“I can’t make friends!”

Gee, I wonder why. She deleted the OP tweet before I even found it, but I think this was the same neighbor where Polissa was like “I can't control Josh’s mouth, I’m not his mother” after they "borrowed" her extension cord and he cussed her out or something when they got called out.

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(By the way, since she has a tendency to delete late night tweets about her neighbors, I have archived this tweet thread just in case.)

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Guess the snake is gone too.

#teamneighbor

How delightfully white trash! I guess she must've known that person more than four days. I love that she thinks the neighbors don't have the right to tell them to not creep around their property and how she's snarking on a random raccoon when she willingly filled her house with cats she doesn't take care of. I would not be surprised if the oven has stayed broken because she doesn't want the landlord to come in and see she made his property into a litterbox landfill.

I keep thinking if they were kids they'd be eligible for school breakfast and lunch and could tell someone she's a nutcase, but then again, she's Borderline and the mean kind of stupid, so she would probably fuck a kid's head up bad. At least that is an improbable development. Since she doesn't bother to take care of her PCOS at all, her womb will be as barren and dusty as her sad garden.

 

[Rewire Tea]

“I bought $30 of soda to survive! This inflation is killing me!”

Tiny PL but when the cost of my dog's food (big dog, special diet needs) went up $30 in Leafcoin *in a month*, that's inflation and supply problems hitting.

You don't need soda to survive, Polissa, holy shit. That $30 spent on soda could buy Ensure (which has a diabetic-friendly version), which is a damn sight better for both of you.

I know some people just don't know how to shop to get the most out of their $$ (and prices vary wildly, food deserts do exist, seasonal availability, etc), but this feels like she's just being willfully   fucking stupid. On purpose.

You know something else I notice? I never see her ask for stuff that EBT won't cover (other than cat stuff and fans): hygiene products, cleaning products, etc. And it's never on the receipts, either.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

You know something else I notice? I never see her ask for stuff that EBT won't cover (other than cat stuff and fans): hygiene products, cleaning products, etc. And it's never on the receipts, either.

I remember seeing makeup on her list but not shampoo save for animal flea shampoo. So definitely right on that. That house might need to be torn down when Polissa and Josh are yanked out of there.

Speaking of which, apparently raccoon neighbor is so done with Polissa and Josh that she’s threatening to call I think Adult Protective Services?





Raccoon Lady did nothing wrong

 

[I am vomit]

She won't die in a nursing home. just not be allowed to drink mello yello until she bursts, hoard cats, or eat a 12 pack of hot pockets in a matter of days.

edit: She literally said if you fuck off she'll leave you alone. Literally just needs to shut her fat fucking mouth and shut up. Let's see if she's incapable of it.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

She's not even 40 - WTF is she talking about a nursing home for? Her neighbor is probably just tired of hearing cats all day and night and the wafts of three week old kitty litter.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

The thing that really surprises me is when the e beggars are so goddam rude. No one is obligated to give you anything. Even if someone sends you $5 just accept it politely and fucking say thanks

 

[taco freak]

Whoa I forgot PG existed for maybe four days...this thread escalated quick. I love that Polissa is saying she hates her neighbor on the open internet, like no one else in the world can access Twitter. Twitter makes human brains a horrifying brand of retarded that Polissa is exemplifying in the last two pages.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

I remember seeing makeup on her list but not shampoo save for animal flea shampoo. So definitely right on that. That house might need to be torn down when Polissa and Josh are yanked out of there.

Speaking of which, apparently raccoon neighbor is so done with Polissa and Josh that she’s threatening to call I think Adult Protective Services?

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Raccoon Lady did nothing wrong

I've never seen a disabled person have this problem but I haven't known any who hoard animals, either. I guess that's what you get when you smell like cat pee all the time and act like an idiot in public while telling people you're "low functioning". Then the neighbors think you're too slo-mo to go outside without a handler.

The cops came yesterday. Where was this panic attack when she was busy being a bitter snob about raccoons and cinder blocks? But I don't think Mrs Raccoon gives a fuck if Poley is done with her. She's been done with Poley for some time it seems. Around day five, if we take Polissa's estimate of how long she can keep a friend into account.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Even among poor southern white trash, there's a hierarchy, and Polissa is definitely at the bottom. Her hoard is probably attracting the raccoons, which is why the neighbor is upset, but of course, it's not Polissa's fault.

And also if there are raccoons around, if Polissa isn't doing anything to protect her plants, the coons are gonna decimate them.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I was recommended an animal hoarder episode of Hoarders on YouTube. I apologize for the VPN less people region cucked from this vid, but since it's not as infamous as the Poop Lady I don't see this episode discussed often.

The woman in question is a cat hoarder that has completely given up on taking care of the cats. Neighbors down the street have complained of the smell. The house has been condemned because of how badly the cats destroyed the house.

I can't help but think of Polissa when I saw this again. Mrs Raccoon (I'm taking that @Bulk Shopping For Freedom) is next door so I'm sure she has to smell that shit 24/7. Especially if the litter boxes are not in different spots of the house but contained in one hot ass room like Polissa claims.

At least Robyn had a job. I just wouldn't wanna go near her cat shit smelling ass if I needed my hair cut.

Too bad that Polissa has completely burned bridges with Mrs Raccoon for being a neighbor from hell, because maybe Mrs Raccoon could've helped her get spaghetti and Chef Boyardee after Amazon was slow in delivering it.



But! But! I thought Josh cannot eat spaghetti!



She didn't buy that Chef Boyardee, of course. Someone bought it for her via wishlist. Same thing with some other food that I am sure is now long gone:



By the way, whenever I click on her wishlist to see what bullshit she's added to it, I get an invitation to "join" it.

That means she has privatized it. Lol no, I am not letting Polissa see me on there despite me using a nom de plume on my Amazon account. Having to join her list like I do when a family member tells me what they want for Christmas feels skivvy to me. Especially since Polissa is the exact sort of bitch that will seek retribution over a perceived slight. You can be far more anonymous on a public Amazon account; not as much with a private one. She probably knows who bought her the Chef Boyardee and will be bitching to them if she has their contact info since it didn't come fast enough to her liking.

 

[taco freak]

Oh boy, I see Polissa has a TikTok account under the username SouthernCatLady1983. I can't see much without having the app and account myself but from what little I can see, it's beyond cringy. She apparently used TikTok as a video diary for a while she also absolutely thinks she is a superior person because of all her "struggles" (which are entirely self-imposed). I can't investigate, upload or screenshot right now but I'll come back to it later, unless someone else wants to first.

TikTok

www.tiktok.com

Edit: there's also Instagram. Username polissacampbell and polissacampbellart. Again, can't see much but can definitely see the mass amount of cringe using imginn. Shouldn't someone tell her not to use her full name POLISSA DANIELLE CAMPBELL as her insta name like that?? Ugh I gotta go Tuesday, I can't think about why Polissa does anything she does right now.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Oh boy, I see Polissa has a TikTok account under the username SouthernCatLady1983. I can't see much without having the app and account myself but from what little I can see, it's beyond cringy. She apparently used TikTok as a video diary for a while she also absolutely thinks she is a superior person because of all her "struggles" (which are entirely self-imposed). I can't investigate, upload or screenshot right now but I'll come back to it later, unless someone else wants to first.

TikTok

www.tiktok.com

Edit: there's also Instagram. Username polissacampbell and polissacampbellart. Again, can't see much but can definitely see the mass amount of cringe using imginn. Shouldn't someone tell her not to use her full name POLISSA DANIELLE CAMPBELL as her insta name like that?? Ugh I gotta go Tuesday, I can't think about why Polissa does anything she does right now.

"I'm the cat lady you were warned about."

Cat Ladies may be a bit kooky, but they also tend to be more likeable in their kookiness.

I have no idea how to archive TikTok vids (you used to be able to download TikToks via the app). I'll definitely add the account to the info in OP.

She did retweet another HAES TikTok yesterday:



My favorite thing about her Instagrams are her shitty art. She posted a work in progress on Twitter, actually, saying that she can't finish it until she got more food. She is a literal starving artist!

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

If you get generic brands, canned ravioli/spaghetti is under $1. For $10 you can get 10 meals, even more if you don't eat the whole thing and have a piece or 2 of bread with it. But she's gotta have her hillbilly piss soda.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

She's not even 40 - WTF is she talking about a nursing home for? Her neighbor is probably just tired of hearing cats all day and night and the wafts of three week old kitty litter.

Most likely for mentally ill people who can't take care of themselves. I've heard of places like that.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Most likely for mentally ill people who can't take care of themselves. I've heard of places like that.

I’ve certainly volunteered at nursing homes that also housed people too mentally ill or challenged to take care of themselves. It’s not prison per se but she’d have to wait for the monthly bus ride to Walmart.

Speaking of Walmart. Florence is one of the larger cities of Alabama. She could very likely go to a real grocery store and take advantage of sales that Walmart does not offer. Stretch the SNAP further. Too bad advice is lost on Polissa.

We’re also dealing with another beggar that acts like she is above food banks despite just having put food bank shit like spaghetti on her Amazon list.



(I need to look up this tranny that thinks that not wearing a mask is eugenics. That’s not how it works.)

She also is more focused on feeding her porcine ass before her pets, who also have no food themselves.





Animals are starving, but at least Polissa has chocolate covered almonds. Priorities.