Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Jesus Christ, what a fatass. Does he eat anything but fast food?

The Subway one is kind of throwing me, though. He said he lives next door to a Subway, so even if he's being hyperbolic, it's gotta be closer than ten minutes away.

It also adds weight to Lucas himself.

I neglected to mention that all times are for walking and Apple Maps assumes you are a fat fuck with the time estimates. For a reference, he said Tim Horton’s was a minute away, but Apple Maps said 5 minutes walking. Lucas is also unreliable as fuck when it comes to precise information.


Rest in power you funny ass account.
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People were harassing you? Oh well, maybe it won’t be a homeless man stealing your sushi next time. The stream is also only at the obnoxious intro screen currently.
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H Mart is an Asian grocery store. If Lucas isn’t in Toronto, he’s definitely in a major metropolitan area with all this shit.

 

[LikeAStone]

Lucas has decided, after saying last night might have been his last stream, to immediately go back to streaming right now.
Let the harvest begin.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The Subway one is kind of throwing me, though. He said he lives next door to a Subway, so even if he's being hyperbolic, it's gotta be closer than ten minutes away.

He has said he lives directly beside 3 different fast food places, so I'd take it with a grain of salt.

 

[Null]

Lucas has decided, after saying last night might have been his last stream, to immediately go back to streaming right now.
Let the harvest begin.

trannies never mean shit they say they're just grifting.

this stupid faggot stews in a mixture of pus and ball sweat while watching videos of fish eating at hours at a time. nobody would financially enable this deadbeat's existence unless they felt bad for him.

he lives in one of the safest countries in the entire world. it wouldn't matter if a Kiwi Farms Surveillance Satellite had his location on lock 24/7 and his every waking movement was broadcast in Times Square. there is zero risk of any harm coming to him.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

More of the usual. Whenever these idiots do the "Thanks for the attention haters!" bullshit you know their tune is going to change by a few months down the line when they realize the enemies they made aren't going away.

trannies never mean shit they say they're just grifting.

this stupid faggot stews in a mixture of pus and ball sweat while watching videos of fish eating at hours at a time. nobody would financially enable this deadbeat's existence unless they felt bad for him.

he lives in one of the safest countries in the entire world. it wouldn't matter if a Kiwi Farms Surveillance Satellite had his location on lock 24/7 and his every waking movement was broadcast in Times Square. there is zero risk of any harm coming to him.

Eh, idk cap, there are some desperate chasers out there, they might give them money. They'll jerk off to dudes with 5 o'clock shadows so long as they're willing to put on a dress, someone who looks very faintly like a woman if you had poor eyesight and a serious head injury is probably a 10/10 in their book.

And I think it's the same as with people like Greer and Melinda Scott and their lawsuits; these people are used to living an existence where they never face repercussions. They're pathetic, like tiny scared little dogs that are loud and nasty to make up for the fact they know how small and shitty they actually are. They don't need to actually be harmed, they just need to get slapped on the nose to remind them of their place.

You have to figure dumb faggots like this are willing to destroy their bodies, sterilize themselves, give up any sense of dignity, all in exchange for protection from consequences or responsibility. They wouldn't do that if they weren't spineless fucking pussies who'll piss themselves at the very insinuation of reprisal.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

They're pathetic, like tiny scared little dogs that are loud and nasty to make up for the fact they know how small and shitty they actually are. They don't need to actually be harmed, they just need to get slapped on the nose to remind them of their place.

It is like this with a lot of trannies. Just remember that Lucas here was taking money from the canadian gov until very recently on accounts of being disabled. Such is for many other grifters and idiots that clearly thing of themselves as hot shit without knowing they are a burden on everyone. And if i remember correctly this was also pretty prevalent with trannies in the UK, allegendly TERF island where trannies are being hunted down to be killed by death squads.

But pretty much nobody is up to give them some real pushback and if they do, they would have to go through a lot of unnecessary trouble to do so. Null already said it quite a few times that he could put Melinda Scott in hot water, but it would be costly and pretty unrewarding unless he makes the guy that has to take what little she has record her house and her reaction. That's the most he can expect. Same goes to most trannies. Due to sheer laziness of being supported by everyone around them (or in most cases the government) they have nothing or little to their name to really lose. There is no real loss to them outside of being recorded and humiliated on the internet.

 

[Noproblemo]

Completely unrelatedly, but people DoorDash'd Mersh a bunch of fish that rotted while he was on vacation, and that was very funny to me.

 

[LikeAStone]

trannies never mean shit they say they're just grifting.

this stupid faggot stews in a mixture of pus and ball sweat while watching videos of fish eating at hours at a time. nobody would financially enable this deadbeat's existence unless they felt bad for him.

he lives in one of the safest countries in the entire world. it wouldn't matter if a Kiwi Farms Surveillance Satellite had his location on lock 24/7 and his every waking movement was broadcast in Times Square. there is zero risk of any harm coming to him.

Who needs that when The Final Boss of Transphobes, in troon terminology, lives in his head rent free?

 

[NynchLiggers]

DSP is more Italian than Lucas lol

 

[Papyrus]

I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Great job on the dox, @A1 Steak Sauce! The look on Lucas's face...I could watch that on repeat for an hour.

Someone needs to challenge that boy to high-stakes poker.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Since nobody else was doing it, this is Keffal's reaction properly archived.

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Jesus christ. I didn't think this guy was very bright (cutting his dick off and all...) but how can he react like this? If his last name can narrow him down this easily on a government of Leafistan website, how can he be surprised at all by being doxxed?

1) cut off dick
2) declare war on innocent farmers
3) don't anticipate them looking up your last name.

Toronto seems like the kind of place where you'd be praised for being brave and stunning for being a monstrosity like lucas. No wonder he has to focus on the trans genocide happening in the land of the free. Great word to devalue. Genocide. I guess a genocidal nazi is a white person who keeps to themselves, isn't racist and doesn't harm anyone.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

I cannot fathom how can he call himself poor, even after ignoring his past and focusing on present day. Look at his house, while it's not some villa it's definitely not some shitty cheap apartment or a falling apart crack den either. Then he pays monthly for HRT, buys weed, frequent takeaways, has a proper gaming PC, Switch, whatever other electronics, you get the point. I'm talking from perspective of a slav, but I don't think even in Canada is this anywhere below above average. This troon has audacity to call himself poor... And on top of that he's been receiving money from government? Did he commit fraud?

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Toronto is Canada's biggest city. A house right by the subway line, and that close to downtown could just be a shack made out of styrofoam cups and it would be unaffordable to most people.

 

[Otm Shank]

https://youtu.be/ckcDG1j5jWo

 

[coomer mcgee]

Thanks to the power of AI we can now imagine what Kingsley's reaction was to Lucas's cock chop. Happy (belated) Father's Day, Kingsley.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

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Hahaha, eat shit. I do have a solution however. Kill yourself. I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.
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There’s a new gimmick account.
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Stop being such a faggot about YouTube views. Maybe pay your editor more so they don’t have to work in a grocery store pharmacy. Then you might be able to get more than two videos over 20k views.
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[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

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>AW in personal favorites
>Chick Fil A in F tier
>Quiznos in D tier
>Taco Bell anywhere but F tier
>KFC and Popeye's in the same tier
>Never had Steak and Shake, Zaxby's or Panera Bread.
This angers the burger DNA in me, absolute fucking shit tier list.

This troon has audacity to call himself poor... And on top of that he's been receiving money from government? Did he commit fraud?

I don't know much about how Canadian welfare works, but from what I've seen in the USA, if someone gets SSI (disability checks) they have to let someone of a better mental state watch over their bank account to make sure they aren't using welfare money to buy useless shit/drugs, some states outright mandate that you use 40-50% of your monthly SSI checks for food and housing bills, and will get on your ass big time if you're caught abusing it for drug money and the like. Then again I'm from an area of the USA with some sanity left in its local government, so idfk how those leafs handle it, probably would call our welfare system "insert X phobic here" because you can't waste it on dumb shit without the feds getting on your ass.

Also with the USA. you have to report any income you make to Social Security for if you make over a certain amount monthly, they start taking away amounts of said welfare check, remember SSI is meant to help supplement a low income job. So knowing how much this leaf makes via twitch, they would 99% would be ineligible for American welfare due to income.

 

[PaladinBoo]

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Holy shit! No wonder Lucas is such a disgusting fat ass. The amount of fast food he eats is staggering. I bet most of his meals are nothing but fast food. Between all the weed he smokes which makes him constantly hungry and the HRT he is taking (Which makes men gain a ton of weight) Lucas will probably be close to 300 pounds once he turns thirty. It will be fucking hilarious seeing him trying to do the "uwu I am a cute trans girl" shtick when he is close to 300 pounds.
As a side note, that hotdog crust pizza looks fucking disgusting. Eat a salad for a change Lucas.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know much about how Canadian welfare works, but from what I've seen in the USA, if someone gets SSI (disability checks) they have to let someone of a better mental state watch over their bank account to make sure they aren't using welfare money to buy useless shit/drugs, some states outright mandate that you use 40-50% of your monthly SSI checks for food and housing bills, and will get on your ass big time if you're caught abusing it for drug money and the like.

That's only if they're mentally incompetent, whether that's because of mental illness or drugs, or otherwise incapable of making their own decisions. For instance, Lucas Werner has a representative payee for his tard bucks, but Chris doesn't. That tells you pretty much where the line of legal competence for that purpose is.

Most non-mental SSI recipients do not have an RP.

As a side note, that hotdog crust pizza looks fucking disgusting. Eat a salad for a change Lucas.

That is possibly the most repulsive item Pizza Hut has ever released, and they have a lot.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Given that Lucas's diet seems to constant of nothing but fast food, saturated fats and sugar, this is probably why his skin complexion and hair look fucking awful. A poor diet of nothing but fats and grease can make your hair look greasy which Lucas hair is. I have never seen someone hair look as greasy as his. Drinking and eating nothing but food and drinks that have a large amount of sugar can also mess with your skin complexion. Lucas's skin looks very oily and has no coloring on his cheeks. A sign that someone consumes a lot of sugar. I've noticed that Lucas uses a lot of makeup and concealer on his face. I take it that he probably has a lot of pimples and blackheads. Those who eat a lot of saturated fats and sugar tend to have a lot of pimples and blackheads. He is also very pale but that is no surprise given that he never leaves his room to go outside. His Vitamin D count must be ungodly low.
For someone who likes to pretend that he is hotter then a real woman Lucas looks more like a fat hobgoblin. Soon he will be a morbidly obese hobgoblin if he doesn't change his eating habits.