Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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Wonder Boy said:
did warski have his cranium conditioned by the trainer along with his abs? guy's dumber than usual somehow, i had to tune out after just 40 minutes of his endless squawking and his excuse for "commentary"

please PPP, keep him on as operator and guest if you want but FIND SOMEONE ELSE
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he's like homer simpson and joey from friends, he gets dumber every season, and i'm here for it
 
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From what I read here, PPP recently announced that he will be moving to Warski's parents' place, right? If so, it is over for the KC
Regardless Warski's mom and Melany having to clean extra shit from another barely functional "human" (he is more like a pig at this point)... Warski and PPP under the same roof is the worst possible combination. According to Surfer, PPP was at least 3 times physically violent against him, now take into account how hard warski sperged when confronted by the Gunt in Miami after the ice bag incident, the gunt a literal midget... Also imagine how much tempting will be for PPP to slap this other midget, after another show (grift) ruined by the constant low IQ interruptions.
Not to mention the hatred PPP has for his alcoholic dad, which could easily project in Warski's drug addicted father. The retards probably think this will be as funny as the couple weeks they had together back when Warski visited PPP at Surfer's place.
 
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Meiwaku said:
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Crossover:
Nick reads screens from Surfer (PPP's ex roommate) about him shitting himself all the time, so much so he ruined the couch.

Surfer allegedly might get a cozy.
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We will get our PPP v Fuentes debate, ANDY WARSKI. In which you will be OBSSLAVE and that only. to make it extra kino, TARDSKI, save this show by actually replacing your camera with a miniature monkey that claps cymbals together OCCASIONALLY and make this "Kino Casino" live up to it's name, potential, and climax with the closeted tube-troon.
I would suggest an Impartial Moderator myself, and let him pull the string on the miniature monkey that claps, whilst impartially moderating of course.
Warski, use this opportunity to shill your upcoming fight, at THE END when everyone gives their closing statements and where to find them, like Fuentes so loves to do. Just do your show, but on mute, unless addressed directly.
This would be Nectar, whether the troon blows out the dyed-haired dike, or vice versa, hearing PPP tell Fuentes that he used surfers face as his toilet bowl cleaner during their breakup would be truuuuuu kawntent

I know I'm being optimistic here, catladies and guntlemen.
Believe with me, and let the Surfer/Fuentes PPP/Impartial Moderator face off happen as it is meant to be.
In 100% good faith arguments, from both sides, start to finish, This entire debate is about ethics of course.

Amber Turd said:
From what I read here, PPP recently announced that he will be moving to Warski's parents' place, right? If so, it is over for the KC
Regardless Warski's mom and Melany having to clean extra shit from another barely functional "human" (he is more like a pig at this point)... Warski and PPP under the same roof is the worst possible combination. According to Surfer, PPP was at least 3 times physically violent against him, now take into account how hard warski sperged when confronted by the Gunt in Miami after the ice bag incident, the gunt a literal midget... Also imagine how much tempting will be for PPP to slap this other midget, after another show (grift) ruined by the constant low IQ interruptions.
Not to mention the hatred PPP has for his alcoholic dad, which could easily project in Warski's drug addicted father. The retards probably think this will be as funny as the couple weeks they had together back when Warski visited PPP at Surfer's place.
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god i hope andy gets the signature PPP s-s-swirly.
 
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Amber Turd said:
From what I read here, PPP recently announced that he will be moving to Warski's parents' place, right? If so, it is over for the KC
Regardless Warski's mom and Melany having to clean extra shit from another barely functional "human" (he is more like a pig at this point)... Warski and PPP under the same roof is the worst possible combination. According to Surfer, PPP was at least 3 times physically violent against him, now take into account how hard warski sperged when confronted by the Gunt in Miami after the ice bag incident, the gunt a literal midget... Also imagine how much tempting will be for PPP to slap this other midget, after another show (grift) ruined by the constant low IQ interruptions.
Not to mention the hatred PPP has for his alcoholic dad, which could easily project in Warski's drug addicted father. The retards probably think this will be as funny as the couple weeks they had together back when Warski visited PPP at Surfer's place.
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This is so awesome, I really hope we get the PPP Warski breakup arc sooner than later. PPP is an actual orc. There's no way this is going to work out between Andy's constant shrill screaming and the fact Ashton for all his wile is a low functioning autistic child of a roommate. Warski will NOT stand up to Ashton and he will try and make his mom clean up Ashton's poo. He will be told to take care of his pet and eventually his PPPig will bare its fangs at someone in a domestic. Both will then be kicked out of the house to return to Gay4Pay.
 
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Seems somewhat shortsighted too with all the enemies they've been amassing for them to be both at the same place which I assume has already been doxed?

I really want to see Andy try and drag PPP out to some bar and we get to see fat boy's autistic deer in headlights stare as he encounters real people for the first time in three years.
 
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CoachWhitePill said:
Nick should have been doing this from the beginning, forcing PPP to address Surfer's allegations against him is way more damning than just calling him fat. Someone should send Nick the Gahoole documentary.
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Yup, this is multitudes past "about time". He even had his poor lowly sycophant henchman Travis LeBlanc sacrifice his own anonymity into lolcow immolation on here trying to signalboost these talking points for nick to use. RIP, Travis, it wasn't in vain, lilbruh, you have your spot in Valhalla's litterbox after all. o7
edit : if Fuentes wants to win even more, he should bring Mormon Shaggy into the Sussy Squad, and enjoy the merits of claiming he converted a mormon to even sicker degrees of ritualized sodomy!
 
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cokeski1488 said:
is ppp actually moving in the warski parents household or is he renting out his own place.
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All they said was that PPP is relocating so they can shoot videos together and start the "ppp weight loss arc." Nothing is confirmed.

Crystal Coomer said:
Real talk does anyone actually give a shit about the Warski fight shit? PPP always seems like he's trying to cheer for Warski but it all feels artificial and uninteresting now that Ralph is no longer involved. The shit where Andy talks about his training and new diet is seriously gay.
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The kiwis think it's gay, but the paypigs aren't deterred as of yet. They are lemmings so maybe when the general audience dries up the donos will too. The sooner money becomes an issue the better because it will hopefully put the pressure on to find a new OBS slave, but that is probably just wishful thinking. It is more likely that warski snakes on ppp than the other way around since ppp seems to have grown comfortable in a role where he just shows up and has all the other aspects handled for him.
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
Real talk does anyone actually give a shit about the Warski fight shit? PPP always seems like he's trying to cheer for Warski but it all feels artificial and uninteresting now that Ralph is no longer involved. The shit where Andy talks about his training and new diet is seriously gay.
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I'm not expecting much. Maybe he'll strike up some tepid feud with whoever he's boxing, but beyond that the only value to come of it would be if he managed to get hooked up with more entertaining people to bring on the show. Big :optimistic: but not outside the realm of possibility depending on who's actually at the event.
Either way it wouldn't be worth it. The entire appeal of Kino Casino is shitting on e-celebs with cults of personality, having Andy try and form one of his own and promote it via the show is just pathetic, especially given how anemic his engagement always was on his solo content.
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
Real talk does anyone actually give a shit about the Warski fight shit? PPP always seems like he's trying to cheer for Warski but it all feels artificial and uninteresting now that Ralph is no longer involved. The shit where Andy talks about his training and new diet is seriously gay.
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They still try to make it about Ralph even if he's not involved anymore by constantly reminding everyone he backed out and how Andy is 'smart'/cool for not backing out. Their retard audience eat it up. Pathetic.
Six figures salary turned out to be not six figures too :story:
 
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