DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ortsnay]

Holy shit the double whammy! Youtube payment is late AND he broke something!

God needs to hurry his ass up already and strike Philbert down with a bolt of lightning.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Sooooooooooooo he broke a burrito?

 

[blahblahblah678]

RED ALERT

DAVE CAN'T AFFORD CAT TREATS

Fucking disgusting bastard trying to guilt trip his dents to give him money. If you can afford to eat out every fuckin week you can afford basic shit for your pet.

Motherfucker can’t buy his cat fish treats but can splurge on expensive ass sushi for himself and his cow.

 

[DeeTracktor]

You never guess what guys, Phil is worried because youtube hasnt paid him and it's his day off tomorrow...

Just like every damned month this year, poor Phil, cant catch a break.

 

[Philbo Beggins]

This reverse pigology whinge fest will net him $200 today, I guarantee it.

 

[Comma]

The guilt-tripping is off the charts. What a disgusting cunt, absolutely no shame whatsoever.

 

[Cardef1121]

'So, how can you help? Give me money.' God, damn. That was blunt, even for him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Oh no! Did the cabinet drawers break again, Phil? Maybe you can pay Kat to fix them? You know, since she's currently hard up on work. Plus, she could use the exercise.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So wait he doesn't know about bank holidays or federal holidays, can't use simple kitchen appliances, can't use a simple video editor, can't read or at least can't comprehend what he read, can't retain information, can't survive on an average of $400 a day to the point where he's nearly destitute every week and doesn't know the value of a dollar.

I think calling Adult protective services might be like swatting him at this point.

Oh and I do like how 2 days ago he didn't really play any castlevania games thought 1, 2 and 3 were all the same linear game, then he has a 45 min ramble about his history with castlevania and now knows that 2 wasn't like 1 or 3 and now has opinions that are pretty much what other people have said about the game

EDIT - Oh idiot nerd pig. you cray! he never played Castlevania 2 but referred to it as "that one" and says it's the odd one cause it's like an RPG.

 

[UaineRunei]

'So, how can you help? Give me money.' God, damn. That was blunt, even for him.

Well, it works everytime. Honestly, he doesn't even need an excuse anymore.

 

[Ortsnay]

This reverse pigology whinge fest will net him $200 today, I guarantee it.

Absolutely and on top of that during the night stream he'll say "The Youtube payment finally came in, guys! *Goat laugh*"

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

'So, how can you help? Give me money.' God, damn. That was blunt, even for him.

"Tip me and be pahsative in chat"(read: don't ask questions). Mask fully off. Holy shit this prestream is great, he's checking off all the boxes. Should have set up a bingo game, everyone would have been a winner.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Mr Tekken Trophy is pigsplaining using guides now

EDIT Aaaaaaaannd back to begging after two minutes of gaming talking on a gaming stream

 

[SomeBoyo]

It went from Jasper breaking something to him breaking something to him hoping his phone is okay

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

When was the last time Phil did this "Guys be nice to me today I had a bad day"?
Was it the bank leaks coming out?

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

Fat fingered Phil can't even eat a burrito

 

[Iron Hamster]

When was the last time Phil did this "Guys be nice to me today I had a bad day"?
Was it the bank leaks coming out?

every. single. day.

 

[Comma]

This reverse pigology whinge fest will net him $200 today, I guarantee it.

Lmfao.

wait this was today?

Yeah, just now, during the guilt-trip segment.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

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Lmfao.

wait this was today?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

You know how DSP, during his Seminar in the History of Dark lectures talking about his history and how he did YT despite not being able to monetize it and bitching about how those damn idiot no-load vlahggers made gaming channels just to make money? I'm obviously dumb as fuck (tbh it's just me never actually thinking about what DSP is actually saying lest the eldritch horrors take hold in my mind) but isn't he a massive hypocrite because he made a vlog channel to be able to monetize videos since he couldn't monetize games? Why is vloggers playing games for money worse than a game channel making shitty vlogs about their completely uneventful lives for money, aside from the obvious one party is DSP and the other party is not-DSP? Why is his making 1 - 4 minute videos of him looking at a shitty zoo with random rodents at the best of times and waddling and rocking around giving people motion sickness in 1 - 4 minute videos of his camera pointed at his not thrown out garbage and recycling at the worst more honorable and ethical than someone who makes vlogs about an ostensibly interesting life playing the exact same games as DSP?