Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

WorthlessLurker said:
Insane belligerent morons are the best people to rob, because no one listens to them, they aren't credible witnesses. Plus, if things go south, no one will think twice about hearing him scream, they'll think he's just having a usual tuesday.
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He also looks homeless. If you robbed him you would just be practicing

Last nights stream was usual ranting bullshit. He did start talking about his uncle for a short while. It’s actually a relief when he talks about anything other than kids or trannys.

I thought for a hot minute he may have been molested but if you are an actual sicko, why the fuck you molest him of all the children in Casper?
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
He also looks homeless. If you robbed him you would just be practicing

Last nights stream was usual ranting bullshit. He did start talking about his uncle for a short while. It’s actually a relief when he talks about anything other than kids or trannys.

I thought for a hot minute he may have been molested…but if you are an actual sicko, why the fuck you molest him of all the children in Casper?
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Special needs kid's are often a target unless they are physically disabled, it's a combination of easy target, easier to manipulate and easier to cover up as they are unlikely to be taken seriously even when compared to other children - It's a rather disturbing statistic especially in places where the kids already have problems they get some old fucker who's supposed to be caring for them abusing them and they are unable to communicate it or be taken seriously if they do.

I don't get that vibe from Cobes though, I think he stresses "Of age" because someone tried to bait him once and he possibly creeped on someone younger than him in school and Clint read him the riot act so he tries to signal that he's not like that, it's the same with the alive, non related stuff as well people have said so much crap like he'd shag a dead body or his sisters etc he's frightened of people taking that seriously and he's saying Nope not me etc.

I think he's aware that he looks odd, but doesnt care but Clint's drilled into him because he's odd people will suspect him more so that's compounding the issue.
 
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DigitalSoryu said:
Cant say I’m shocked that Josh has already retired shon after his upgrade, was hoping for more skits though. (:_(
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Clint's Burden said:
Shon will sit there on that couch and if somebody inquires about Shon & Saunders, Josh will immediately ask for money to do it. Assuming he gets the money, he'll do the same 3 jokes he's always done and not much else.
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TomBradysVagina said:
Cobes said recently that he needs new material for shon. Says he doesn't want to keep doing the same jokes. Even though he's been doing the same jokes for years.
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I can see Josh hunched over his iMac

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TomBradysVagina said:
Cobes said recently that he needs new material for shon. Says he doesn't want to keep doing the same jokes. Even though he's been doing the same jokes for years.
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He has been doing the same ‘Genda Reylashun’ rant for years now. He’s just a lazy retarded fuck. If someone offers money for a rant, he would def bite
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
He has been doing the same ‘Genda Reylashun’ rant for years now. He’s just a lazy retarded fuck. If someone offers money for a rant, he would def bite
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I know he rants about it as it's a common topic on right aligned YT channels, but I would LOVE to see a list of what channels he's subscribed to not just the odd one or two but the full list.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
If someone offers money for a rant, he would def bite
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He'd probably rant on the topic poorly for 5 minutes and then segway the thing poorly into a gender relations rant.

The truth is that Josh has been coping harder and harder to offset his lack of vagina for years now and it's become his identity, it's the only thing he can talk about or knows how to talk about. He cannot talk for 5 solid minutes before talking about his cope or mentioning sex. Until my man gets laid, he is going to be swirling in a vortex of gender relations until he dies.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
He'd probably rant on the topic poorly for 5 minutes and then segway the thing poorly into a gender relations rant.

The truth is that Josh has been coping harder and harder to offset his lack of vagina for years now and it's become his identity, it's the only thing he can talk about or knows how to talk about. He cannot talk for 5 solid minutes before talking about his cope or mentioning sex. Until my man gets laid, he is going to be swirling in a vortex of gender relations until he dies.
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If he got laid I don’t think much would change. I can see him reclining with his hands behind his head, just smiling at the camera as he lies about his prowess.

He strives to be ‘normal’ and to him sex and a girlfriend are sign of achieving that.

I would like to think it would start another Saga and maybe something new but unless she is as retarded as him, it would just turn into another Stefanie Saga with another Incel Chapter.

He’s helpless.

I’m just waiting for Ozzy to die and then Cobes — in that order
 
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Thank you I forgot you could do that.

Just scrolling through I found this guy and he looks like he's worth a look as a potential cow https://www.youtube.com/c/MeltinJohn/featured

Seriously ticks a lot of interesting box's.


Rumply4Skyn said:
If he got laid I don’t think much would change. I can see him reclining with his hands behind his head, just smiling at the camera as he lies about his prowess.
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We've seen a version of that where he was told he got drunk an shagged someone, he couldnt rember it but still bragged about it till he worked out he was lied to.

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He strives to be ‘normal’ and to him sex and a girlfriend are sign of achieving that.
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He's like a lot of other mentally stuck spergs, he wants love but he equates it to sex and over estimates sex's and his prowess in the act.

Rumply4Skyn said:
I would like to think it would start another Saga and maybe something new but unless she is as retarded as him, it would just turn into another Stefanie Saga with another Incel Chapter.

He’s helpless.
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I think he stands a chance at getting someone who's an alcoholic or alike who they can pool there money and get shitface and have lots of sloppy drunken fumbles but the relationship would sour quickley through rows and arguments some of it might even get physical but it would be a on and off again thing.

The type of chick he's into wants nothing to do with him, even in passing.

Rumply4Skyn said:
I’m just waiting for Ozzy to die and then Cobes — in that order
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The Ozzy passing thing might oddly have the reverse effect if it can be tied back to his drink and drugs use (he's supposedly still using some drugs) it might get him to stop or cut back, weird as it sounds I know a few alcoholics who lost a friend to another substance or drinking themselfs to death and it was the driver for them to sober up.

For some reason he does really seem to admire Ozzy, looks upto him as a personal idol and that can work too, there was a short period of time after Amy Winehouse died where younger alcoholics and drug addicts got sober - particularly young women.
 
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TomBradysVagina said:
Cobes said recently that he needs new material for shon. Says he doesn't want to keep doing the same jokes. Even though he's been doing the same jokes for years.
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After weeks of writing and workshopping new material daily he finally comes up with a new Shon joke;

Shon: you know I decided it was time for a career change…

Cobra: oh yeah Shon? Where you workin now

Shon: a crematorium!

Cobra: You quit the funeral home for a crematorium?

Shon: Yep! So I’m used to seeing assholes with no lives getting burned and tonight’s no exception

Cobra: fuck you!

Shon: fuck you!
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
The Ozzy passing thing might oddly have the reverse effect if it can be tied back to his drink and drugs use (he's supposedly still using some drugs) it might get him to stop or cut back, weird as it sounds I know a few alcoholics who lost a friend to another substance or drinking themselfs to death and it was the driver for them to sober up.

For some reason he does really seem to admire Ozzy, looks upto him as a personal idol and that can work too, there was a short period of time after Amy Winehouse died where younger alcoholics and drug addicts got sober - particularly young women.
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I think normal people might be given pause but he doesn’t qualify. He would use Ozzy dying as a fundraising event and excuse to get super-fucked up. Problem with him is most people hit rock bottom because something they did, effects on others, life falling apart, etc. He either doesn’t have social skills to register these problems or he already lives in shit and it can’t get worse.

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Odd I would have expected him to have signed in a lot more often -
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Probably lathering his carpet to chaturbate whores

I kinda wish he started spending money on some E-thot who calls him ‘honey’ and plays up to his loneliness
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Problem with him is most people hit rock bottom because something they did, effects on others, life falling apart, etc. He either doesn’t have social skills to register these problems or he already lives in shit and it can’t get worse.
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You make a very valid point, he's rather the hermit isn't he when you think about it he doesnt go out any more and his "Friends" come to him and other than food or booze he rarely leaves the house.

The one thing I will say is it can get much worse for him, Clint could die suddenly (I dont want that to happen), Clint could cut him off, he could invite someone back to his place who flips out on him one night kicks the shit out of him and steals all his stuff, he could develop another addiction ontop of alcohol, he could run afoul of the law and spend time in prison (and unlike Chris I think a stint in jail would change him somewhat positively), He's not on rock bottom quite yet but he's getting there and he will bounce a few times but his has more of a life line than most.

Rumply4Skyn said:
Probably lathering his carpet to chaturbate whores

I kinda wish he started spending money on some E-thot who calls him ‘honey’ and plays up to his loneliness
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That's a choice of words I didn't want to read.

Yea I could see him getting into a paypig saga if he had the money, but he's focused on Booze at the moment, he doesn't even play the lottery any more from what I can tell because that means less money for booze.
 
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