DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I personally think it's hilarious that the person (out of like 6 it could actually be) is so embarrassed about giving Phil money that they put themselves through this shell game of fake accounts just to hide that it's from them. And Phil has to do the same song and dance of pretending that he's not getting his latest dopamine hit from that same group of people he considers beneath him.

And all of this knowing that that money is as good as spent on gacha, overpriced liquor that will be mixed, and cold Doordashed fast food.

Get your popcorn out and enjoy that show.
 
Devil's advocate: Why do people care that other people get irritated when DSP gets rewarded for acting like a giant piece of shit?
I kinda see why people like the clown that loves coffee and whoever else donates their money to Phil in spite of detractors/trolls. Three pages of people mad about this guy donating his money to some idiot on the internet.

You weren't ever gonna receive that money.

And DSP is gonna blow it.

I get $200 is a lot to many people out there... but for the reasons stated... why people care about how much money some moron on the internet receives... I'll never know.
I know it don’t matter (nonadis mattuhs) but I think both sides are missing nuance. I think there are uhlottuh peepuhl who aren’t tearing their hair out over him but are annoyed that a man in the public eye shits up the world enough to be a net detriment and somehow manages to stay afloat. That’s part of his draw, at least for me. I’m not going to pretend I’m above hate watching (or hate following) someone who smashes my buttons enough just by existing.

And I also think there are people who are sick of people complaining about DSP getting money, because it more or less happens without fail and more people probably ought to be inured to it by now. Hell, some user called the exact amount he would go on to receive like an hour later. You can set your watch to it.

Two conflicting circumstances can both be true.
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I am certain he's not blind. At least not in the way he's saying. He probably has eyesight issues or some kind of disease that reduced his sight, but I guarantee you he can see well enough to navigate his surroundings and use devices.
Have you seen his wife? She looks like Rocky Dennis fucked a coconut.
 
He got a pittance of less than $100 today. I'm expecting him to go ultrabeggar mode on his Daily Crap and maybe he'll release an additional begging video. Tomorrow is his day before his day ahf and if the dents don't pony up their SSDI checks tomorrow he's gonna have to eat a lunchmeat sandwich! Fhet Khet won't get fed with just a bologna sandwich!
But, Phil just got his Adsense payment an hour ag... and I'm LIMB'd.
 
I personally think it's hilarious that the person (out of like 6 it could actually be) is so embarrassed about giving Phil money that they put themselves through this shell game of fake accounts just to hide that it's from them. And Phil has to do the same song and dance of pretending that he's not getting his latest dopamine hit from that same group of people he considers beneath him.

And all of this knowing that that money is as good as spent on gacha, overpriced liquor that will be mixed, and cold Doordashed fast food.

Get your popcorn out and enjoy that show.
And let's be honest here; anyone can spend their money however and on whatever they want. It's their money, so fuck it.
But never, in any situation, I'll tell you that giving $200 to ANY streamer, gacha game or e-thots is a good or a sane idea.

Stop wasting money or you'll be next Timbo.
 
It's more of watching a horror movie and I'm the loud sassy black woman screaming in the audience saying "LOOK OUT HE'S GONNA KILL YOU NIGGA TURN AROUND ITS A TRICK!" and the fuckin fool eats it everytime.

In this case, Phils bullshit pity he spews every stream to trick people into giving him money and it's always the retard or black person that dies first.
 
Remember when people used to think DSP had a secret bank account hoarding the scam money? Man those days seem so far away. Now that the bank leaks happened we know there is no riding into the sunset with a nice retirement. If you actually get mad then I suggest taking a break because there is no legitimate reason for it. His life is nonexistent, he isn't doing anything cool with the money it's just an endless cycle of lying scamming and begging, and ultimately squandering. Just enjoy the absurdity of it.
 
Remember when people used to think DSP had a secret bank account hoarding the scam money? Man those days seem so far away. Now that the bank leaks happened we know there is no riding into the sunset with a nice retirement. If you actually get mad then I suggest taking a break because there is no legitimate reason for it. His life is nonexistent, he isn't doing anything cool with the money it's just an endless cycle of lying scamming and begging, and ultimately squandering. Just enjoy the absurdity of it.
I genuinely hope there is some fortunate bastard at Scopley who is getting a bonus in part due to Phil’s whaling and is putting a kid through college or setting themselves up for a comfortable retirement.
 
I genuinely hope there is some fortunate bastard at Scopley who is getting a bonus in part due to Phil’s whaling and is putting a kid through college or setting themselves up for a comfortable retirement.
When I want to get mad at the stupid pay to win mobile gaming industry, I always try to remind myself that most whales are probably like Phil, which means re-appropriating & re-circulating their funds is probably a decent public service.
 
I genuinely hope there is some fortunate bastard at Scopley who is getting a bonus in part due to Phil’s whaling and is putting a kid through college or setting themselves up for a comfortable retirement.

Scopely is definitely a shitty office stuck inside a random building with 8 slobs at computers smoking cigarettes.
 
Scopely is definitely a shitty office stuck inside a random building with 8 slobs at computers smoking cigarettes.
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I feel i feel that in 6 months (maybe next year if Im being realistic) things are going to get interesting, if the trend of waning tips continues
To add to this, the Emil whale has single-handedly accounted for at least 10% of Phil's entire tip revenue since he first appeared in February. This does not include YouTube gifted memberships (he's gifted the most memberships so far at 35 I believe) or any other potential sock accounts (of which there likely are).

Unless these small handful of faggots are truly in this for the long haul (which some might actually be lol) then Dave's in big trouble at some point in the future.
 
It's amazing how he manages to suck all the suspense and challenge out of a classic game by save-scumming it like this and having his chat read out guides to him.

DSP, the queen of retro.

-EDIT- He's now refusing to play the game any further, unironically demanding his chat to tell him what to do next.

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