Ethan's Mansion - Address, Material Living Situation and Related Drama

[Sam Losco]

He's actually moving in with Corinne. She lives in DC. How long ago was the SCOTUS protest? Could she be baby mama #3?

She's too old for that and I don't see her being involved in a long term committed (to the point of living together) trouple either.

 

[Tonberry]

I want to say Ralph will last maybe a day after the move before he gets doxxed, but even that might be too generous. Ralph is going to get mad after seeing too many troll comments about him moving to a shed on a swamp out of fear, which will cause him to promptly say "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A SHED TO YOU, RETARD?" and post a photo of the front of his house with the number and even the name of the street fully visible somehow.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

It would be a good laugh to see him have to try to pawn off his precious paw paw ring.

It would be funny if someone decided to take the ring after a self-defense situation and then auction it to the public as a trophy, much like murse #1.
Then again we all know anything Ralph touches turns to literal shit. Last time I checked diabetes isn't a contractible disease but I sure as fuck wouldn't take my chances wearing that thing.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He partially doxed himself already.

He spent like 30 minutes taunting KF chat about never being able to find him. Then he mumbled that he was going to "check the new digs and then to DC". KF picked it up and ran with it.

Suddenly he stopped talking about moving and being undoxable, which is what he does when his bluffs get called, LOL.

So yeah, Ralph is moving somewhere close to DC.

LMAO. My best guess earlier someplace about 30 miles outside the Richmond city limits. I’d be surprised if it was north of Richmond because shit gets more expensive going north, but going south or east of Richmond shit gets cheaper.

Metro DC is way way more expensive than Richmond and way harder to find a decent place under $2500 so there’s no way he’s moving “close” to DC, but maybe closer than he currently is now.

Ralph is moving some place that it will take a uhaul one hour or less to reach from his current address. There’s no way he would have had time for trips and bullshit the past two month if his move required more than driving a uhaul down the interstate a few miles.

But I’ll LMFAO if he moves to Westphalia or NOMA to be in “DC”. Ralph just might be retarded enough to still think he’s a real political streamer and therefore should be in DC. A move to DC will def salvage his stream and make him Tim Pool.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ethan Oliver Ralph said on stream just now that he might go to DC on Thursday for the Supreme Court abortion decision and that he can "check out the new digs" after that as well. Almost makes you think he will move to a place not far from DC/his old gunt shack.

oh please god move to baltimore.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Maybe Ralph is moving to Chicago to be closer to Nick. Hope he got a place on the south side, that's the safest part. Summer is an excellent time to move there too as the shooting rate is so low because all the black people are so happy.

 

[LadiosSopp]

oh please god move to baltimore.

He's gonna get murdered if he does lmao

 

[Sneedlerino]

He partially doxed himself already.

He spent like 30 minutes taunting KF chat about never being able to find him. Then he mumbled that he was going to "check the new digs and then to DC". KF picked it up and ran with it.

Suddenly he stopped talking about moving and being undoxable, which is what he does when he gets caught, LOL.

So yeah, Ralph is moving somewhere close to DC.

I don't think he can afford Maryland/D.C. metro areas. Apartments in D.C. are insanely expensive and anywhere around the D.C. area is going to have inflated prices because of Government Employee's commuting. There's a hideous homeless problem in D.C. because it's so expensive to live there and there's next to no space. He could be looking at places in the fringes of MD. But I mean, I can't see him being able to afford it, passing the background check, or clearing the rental/credit check.

 

[Telemeter]

LMAO. My best guess earlier someplace about 30 miles outside the Richmond city limits. I’d be surprised if it was north of Richmond because shit gets more expensive going north, but going south or east of Richmond shit gets cheaper.

No, shit starts getting cheaper if you keep heading north past DC. North Maryland/South PA (or simply in Baltimore) you can easily find another $1000 crack shack to wallow in.

Metro DC is way way more expensive than Richmond and way harder to find a decent place under $2500 so there’s no way he’s moving “close” to DC, but maybe closer than he currently is now.

No one said he was moving to DC proper, he said he was going to "check out the new digs" and then "go to DC", so the new place is not in DC, just somewhere close.

Ralph is moving some place that it will take a uhaul one hour or less to reach from his current address. There’s no way he would have had time for trips and bullshit the past two month if his move required more than driving a uhaul down the interstate a few miles.

Slightly north of DC is perfect to LARP being a journo in DC and go to AC and back in a single day, also close enough to send May and her daughter to May's parents when he doesn't want to deal with them (always).

 

[Thorndyke Special]

My guess is that they move to whatever no-name town that dumbfuck Sisko is in... Congrats, Meigh!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Wasn’t Ralph in DC not too long ago and no one could figure out why he was even there? Was he looking for a rental?

 

[Spergichu]

Why doesn't he just set up a shack in his swampland. I thought it was pristine and prime real estate.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

My guess is that they move to whatever no-name town that dumbfuck Sisko is in... Congrats, Meigh!

Keyser, WV. It’s in the Cumberland, MD region and he could probably afford to rent some crack shack in the sticks in that region. He could be be doing grilling streams with Sisco every week!

Martinsburg, WV is also a crappy meth/ heroin riddled town where he could afford a crack shack to rent.

If he’s actually “leaving the state” then it’s highly likely he’s going to one of the cheap towns in WV’s eastern panhandle or next to it in Maryland. This region is like 80 miles from DC too.

This was the area of Maryland Daddy of Five lived in so he should talk to him about starting a new family channel on Cozy. Ralph and Do5 seem like they would get along really well

 

[Father Elijah]

Personally I'm voting for Vegas because I want to see this tub of shit make an appearance on Pawn Stars but I can't think many things of any value that he could sell. Still, though.

"Sir we don't buy twitter accounts."

 

[Salubrious]

I'll throw out a longshot.

Ethan and May move into her parent's house in Rochester and Ethan spends every weekend at the DraftKings sportsbook at Del Lago Casino.

Edit: I see that May doesn't want to live in cold weather, but I don't think that will end up being a factor. Dunno why; just a hunch.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Wasn’t Ralph in DC not too long ago and no one could figure out why he was even there? Was he looking for a rental?

Ralph visits DC to score drugs.

 

[Telemeter]

Cozy.tv stream, Ralph doxing his new digs

@3:12:38 "Are you thinking what i'm thinking (watchint Roe V. Wade clip), then I might go check out the new digs after that too, Thursday"

Someone else can clip it.

There's like 30 mins of him doing nothing but taunting KF, daring to find him before that, KF chat caught him saying it at that time stamp in real time, and he just shut his mouth about moving after it.

Ethan and May move into her parent's house in Rochester and Ethan spends every weekend at the DraftKings sportsbook at Del Lago Casino.

He already doxed himself as moving somewhere close to DC.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

North Maryland/South PA (or simply in Baltimore) you can easily find another $1000 crack shack to wallow in.

He will not be liked outside of Baltimore. The previous areas you stated are very tight knit and all it would take is one person to completely ruin his chances.

 

[Salubrious]

He already doxed himself as moving somewhere close to DC.

So MGM National Harbor casino then.

https://mgmnationalharbor.mgmresorts.com/en.html

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Keyser, WV. It’s in the Cumberland, MD region and he could probably afford to rent some crack shack in the sticks in that region. He could be be doing grilling streams with Sisco every week!

Martinsburg, WV is also a crappy meth/ heroin riddled town where he could afford a crack shack to rent.

If he’s actually “leaving the state” then it’s highly likely he’s going to one of the cheap towns in WV’s eastern panhandle or next to it in Maryland. This region is like 80 miles from DC too.

This was the area of Maryland Daddy of Five lived in so he should talk to him about starting a new family channel on Cozy. Ralph and Do5 seem like they would get along really well

Martinsburg is perfect for Ralph. Decently sized black population, drugs a plenty and cheap rent. He can slam black hookers while snorting oxy laced with fentanyl on a budget.