Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[An Sionnach Seang]

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christ on a bike, where do you start with this

the Troubles kicked off in 1969 and the worst of the military conflict was in the early 70s, long before Mrs. Thatcher became PM
both the IRA and their opponents were a bunch of paramilitary criminal scumbags - the only difference was which government they were funded by (IRA were funded by the US, their opponents were funded by the British government)
they were basically Antifa, if Antifa had military training and actual weapons, and could find their own arses with both hands and a map
the main bringers of sanity to the table were Northern Ireland's SDLP, who had the same aims as Sinn Féin, but were strongly opposed to using violence to achieve them, and the Republic of Ireland's government, both of whom were very keen for the fighting to end
plus, since the Enniskillen Remembrance Day bombing in 1987, public opinion had turned very firmly against the IRA in both NI and the Republic, so finding themselves out-manoeuvred on both fronts, the most sensible thing they could do was to stand down

and finally, Corbyn was regarded as a terrorist sympathiser because at the time of the Good Friday agreement, he openly opposed peaceful resolution, and made a number of remarks of this nature in print (naturally, he later denied they'd ever existed)

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Is he capable of looking any other way, though? It'd be like asking a tree to look less plantlike. Some mad mage summoned a fat elemental and a misery elemental and fused them, and lo Bob was created.

In candid photos Chris took of him playing with his niece, Bob does seem to be capable of genuinely smiling. The problem is when he poses, he tries to look cool and suave, not realizing he looks like a bad touch uncle.

If he ever did con a woman into marrying him, the photographer would be screaming at him to not look like he wants to run, which Bob would dismiss because any properly evolved human would know this was the happiest day of his life.

 

[Boom Boss]

In candid photos Chris took of him playing with his niece, Bob does seem to be capable of genuinely smiling.

Got any of those pics?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Got any of those pics?

They're in the thread somewhere. Check around 2019 or so.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

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It looks like a cross between a Chick Tract and someone attempting to be discount Tom Bunk (formerly) of MAD Magazine but without understanding what makes MAD Magazine funny. So yeah, VERY 'left can't meme'.

Wasn't the 2020 election the most secure election ever and you would have to be some conspiracy nut to assume the results weren't totally accurate? What's with this center panel about people committing voter fraud for Trump? I thought that wasn't possible.

 

[Positron]

Yet your Lesser Brother and your Lesser Sister-in-law both got it in separate occasions.

Will it color your impression of Bobby when you learn he is a sophisticated white man with a grown-up taste on tacos?

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Biden's track record indeed took another dent as he sicced his attack dogs, the FBI, on the woman who found his slutbag daughter's diary.


No, there is not a whiff of evidence that the 2020 election was rigged.


Meanwhile Peter Coffin uses Trump as his mouthpiece




Someone challenges Bobby's prediction that an independent Texas will immediately be seized by Sinaloa:


Isms, isms. Under new management, Colombia is a brave new world of isms.



Great. Let's send all our leftist intellectuals to Colombia.

Now for a second opinion.

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Remember those "This man could be a rapist" posters in colleges featuring the mugshots of random male students? (Archive of The Cut article. It is trashily written; just read the summary in the tweets below.)

Showing nude pics is a felony? So did Zoe Quinn commit multiple felonies?
(The word "felony" does not appear in the article, so Bobby isn't quoting anything.)

Let's hear from our friend Jessica Valenti

Indeed we should stop cuddling the "boy" who hurt Lindsay Ellis.

Ellen Pao, ex CEO of Reddit.

That's really tragic. We should ban all cameras.


As if American schools aren't 100% cult-run already.

Peter Coffin pops up again, this time about protest strategy.

This isn't even noteworthy spectacle; she should at least have the decency to strip and douse herself in blood mixed with clunky clumps of cells.

Bobby cares about women sports outside mud wrestling.


A transsexual claims he is good at his job and works really hard.




"Fuck you Musk, I mean Dad!"


No such things as bad tactics, as long as the tactics make money.



If only there were a pill that can stop Bobby's logorrhea.

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Just before the Minions movie, Illumination is fanning interest in their next big project.


Latest historiographical research suggests that Mario and Luigi are indeed New Yorkers, and Bobby thinks the Illumination movie will take consideration of this fact.




Can Bobby top "Paradise Lost x Care Bears"?


Capeshit:


Sony continues to desecrate the hallowed name of Marvel.





Who was the actress (not Lady Gaga, who only got 2 academy nominations) and the soybitch director?


Let me go out on a limb and speculate that Bradley Cooper has more experience with women than Bobby does, so he recognizes crazy when he sees it?

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Halo TV is more popular than Bobby imagined.




Netflix's next genocide targets are -- millennials!

LOL as if "approaching 40s" means anything. Bobby was dumb before 40 and even dumber after.

Rando asks Ted Cruz's opinion on loot boxes, a.k.a gambling for kids. Cruz doesn't like the idea of pay-to-win, but he confesses to having bought in-game stuff with real money. While Cruz sees that the government has no interest in regulating loot boxes, he nevertheless worries about kids doing stupid things.

Indeed, if you keep your credit cards from your kids today so they can't buy that adamantine electric thunder sword+5, pretty soon you'll start musing about horrible, fascist things, such as saying no to puberty blockers and not paying for your daughter's bilateral mastectomy.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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It looks like a cross between a Chick Tract and someone attempting to be discount Tom Bunk (formerly) of MAD Magazine but without understanding what makes MAD Magazine funny. So yeah, VERY 'left can't meme'.

Why would someone make this? Is it supposed to be homophobic?

No, there is not a whiff of evidence that the 2020 election was rigged.
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So we just had a super high profile defamation case and what did we learn from that class about defamation cases that we're all now experts on? From the tweets here, nothing, nothing at all.

A transsexual claims he is good at his job and works really hard.
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I love how every lunatic troon I discover on Twitter later gets retweeted by Bob. To be fair, the troons he follows retweets are also where I steal a lot of content from. I wish Bob would explain his troon interest a little more. I don't mean being an "ally" but the fact he clearly thinks they're a hotbed of Thinkers delivering constant intellectual content.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Why would someone make this? Is it supposed to be homophobic?

The woketard that drew that thinks he's funny because he thinks that depicting conservatives in gay bondage gear and mocking them by portraying them as secretly gay will 1) piss off Conservatives and 2) get him a ton of laughs from his hipster cartoonist buddies and woke readers. This is "OK" because apparently the people on the Left who read this tripe understand fully what the cartoonist (who isn't ghey by the way, he has a wife, shocker) is doing. IDK about Bob but fellow Masshole Andrew Dobson the "cartoonist" would often pull shit like this as well. It's a low bar step up from the schoolyard insult where if someone denies they are gay, then they MUST be gay. Even though the ones making the insults, are supposedly for the LGBTLMNOP's.

So we just had a super high profile defamation case and what did we learn from that class about defamation cases that we're all now experts on? From the tweets here, nothing, nothing at all.


I love how every lunatic troon I discover on Twitter later gets retweeted by Bob. To be fair, the troons he follows retweets are also where I steal a lot of content from. I wish Bob would explain his troon interest a little more. I don't mean being an "ally" but the fact he clearly thinks they're a hotbed of Thinkers delivering constant intellectual content.

Bob's also attracted to tall "women".
He also has a troon cousin, so of course he has to play the part of Ally or risk looking like a schmuck that doesn't care about Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamly (or maybe there's something Bob's not telling us that would have his semi-regular digs about "Sisterbang County" and Family Trees Which Do Not Fork be easily explained as severe projection).

 

[Flexo]

I love how every lunatic troon I discover on Twitter later gets retweeted by Bob. To be fair, the troons he follows retweets are also where I steal a lot of content from. I wish Bob would explain his troon interest a little more. I don't mean being an "ally" but the fact he clearly thinks they're a hotbed of Thinkers delivering constant intellectual content.

Bob believes transgenders are just the prolog for transhumanism that's about to arrive any day now (especially with Biden "elected").

He probably keeps up with them to make sure he can get in on the ground floor of those robot bodies the second they're available.

(Hm. There's a scifi film concept: mind transferring has been perfected so people will "rent" out their bodies for folks to try before making purchases. i.e. a woman let's some guy pilot her body for a week so he can decide if he REALLY wants to transition.)

 

[JayHarrison]

Will it color your impression of Bobby when you learn he is a sophisticated white man with a grown-up taste on tacos?
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Lemme guess: Moviebob's beef taco seasoning incorporates Royal Crown Cola instead of Mountain Dew.

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Question for ya, Blob: Of those 1,000,000+ COVID-19 related deaths... how many of those died from the COVID virus itself as opposed to those who died where COVID was. anegligible factor?

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Meanwhile Peter Coffin uses Trump as his mouthpiece
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Words of wisdumb from Moviebob, eugenics supporter.

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Someone challenges Bobby's prediction that an independent Texas will immediately be seized by Sinaloa:
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Sinaloa could easily take over California, thanks to shitbag "governor" Gavin Newsom.

If Sinaloa attempts to take over Texas... well, let's just say that Sinaloa's going to suffer mass casualties.

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Isms, isms. Under new management, Colombia is a brave new world of isms.
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Great. Let's send all our leftist intellectuals to Colombia.

Good idea, actually! Let's see if Moviebob can wiggle its way out of trouble with mangled Spanish-o.

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Remember those "This man could be a rapist" posters in colleges featuring the mugshots of random male students? (Archive of The Cut article. It is trashily written; just read the summary in the tweets below.)
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Showing nude pics is a felony? So did Zoe Quinn commit multiple felonies?
(The word "felony" does not appear in the article, so Bobby isn't quoting anything.)

Evidence that Moviebob, self-anointed Thinker™, literally never reads the articles it shares.

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As if American schools aren't 100% cult-run already.

Here in California, we already have public schools run by a cult known as the California Teachers Association.

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Bobby cares about women sports outside mud wrestling.
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See Futurama, episode "Bend Her". Observe how a fictional portrayal of the 3100s predicts 2022 with frightening accuracy on gender identity.

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If only there were a pill that can stop Bobby's logorrhea.

There is. It's likely red, has the words "delete", and will result in a permanent blackout of Moviebob's account. Now, if only Elon Musk is smart enough to press it...

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Can Bobby top "Paradise Lost x Care Bears"?
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Here's what will actually happen: Nobody will be able to flush their toilets after reading Moviebob's screenplays.

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Halo TV is more popular than Bobby imagined.
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I'd figure Moviebob would be fuming at Halo's success. Isn't the original Halo a game Bob despised because it (purportedly) promoted fascism of some sort?

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Rando asks Ted Cruz's opinion on loot boxes, a.k.a gambling for kids. Cruz doesn't like the idea of pay-to-win, but he confesses to having bought in-game stuff with real money. While Cruz sees that the government has no interest in regulating loot boxes, he nevertheless worries about kids doing stupid things.
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Indeed, if you keep your credit cards from your kids today so they can't buy that adamantine electric thunder sword+5, pretty soon you'll start musing about horrible, fascist things, such as saying no to puberty blockers and not paying for your daughter's bilateral mastectomy.

I've also plunked down money on in-game microtransactions. But I can rest happily knowing that the money I spent on microtransactions has gone to a talented team of creators instead of wasting it on Moviebob's God-level grifting.

 

[Adamska]

On Brainless Bob being "sophisticated" and on cooking: Reminder his usual methods are even more white trash than actual white trash, and he's the only fucking retard I know that likes to let his food rot a bit before eating it with a whole 2 pound batch of Knorr's rice. He also knows this hence why he never talks about cooking anymore until now.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

You are fat piece of shit who doesn't nothing but the most easy job in the world, reviewing marvel movies for manchildren. If anyone should kill themselves for being a leech or lined up against a wall and shot, it's you, Bob.

 

[Nod Flenders]

christ on a bike, where do you start with this

the Troubles kicked off in 1969 and the worst of the military conflict was in the early 70s, long before Mrs. Thatcher became PM
both the IRA and their opponents were a bunch of paramilitary criminal scumbags - the only difference was which government they were funded by (IRA were funded by the US, their opponents were funded by the British government)
they were basically Antifa, if Antifa had military training and actual weapons, and could find their own arses with both hands and a map
the main bringers of sanity to the table were Northern Ireland's SDLP, who had the same aims as Sinn Féin, but were strongly opposed to using violence to achieve them, and the Republic of Ireland's government, both of whom were very keen for the fighting to end
plus, since the Enniskillen Remembrance Day bombing in 1987, public opinion had turned very firmly against the IRA in both NI and the Republic, so finding themselves out-manoeuvred on both fronts, the most sensible thing they could do was to stand down

and finally, Corbyn was regarded as a terrorist sympathiser because at the time of the Good Friday agreement, he openly opposed peaceful resolution, and made a number of remarks of this nature in print (naturally, he later denied they'd ever existed)

We all know Bob and his ilk don't know history, because according to them, history is racist and misogynistic.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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You are fat piece of shit who doesn't nothing but the most easy job in the world, reviewing marvel movies for manchildren. If anyone should kill themselves for being a leech or lined up against a wall and shot, it's you, Bob.

So, for those who don't know: Mister Schmidt wrote a twitter thread explaining why white boys and young white men gravitate to the so-called alt-right (spoiler: it's the one group that doesn't treat them like shit.)

Bob, knowing he can't argue with Schmidt's points, resorts to ad hominem attacks, and quote-tweets to keep Schmidt from calling him out.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Netflix's next genocide targets are -- millennials!

LOL as if "approaching 40s" means anything. Bobby was dumb before 40 and even dumber after.

Not gonna lie I'd pay money to see Bob on this show. I'd love to see him talk down to the instructors and tell them how in the future they'll be jealous of his robot body as he flies through the stars munching on moon bread. Why would robot Bob need food? Because fatty Bob is retarded. Not to mention when they have to air lift Bob out of the woods after he didn't listen to the instructors and got dysentery from stagnant water.

 

[EnemyStand]

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You are fat piece of shit who doesn't nothing but the most easy job in the world, reviewing marvel movies for manchildren. If anyone should kill themselves for being a leech or lined up against a wall and shot, it's you, Bob.

To add to this, I was never attacked in school by the authority figures for being a white male. Now children are being verbally berated by teachers, students, and the administrators for it. Hell, I'm sure the secretaries and librarian gets in on it too.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Not gonna lie I'd pay money to see Bob on this show. I'd love to see him talk down to the instructors and tell them how in the future they'll be jealous of his robot body as he flies through the stars munching on moon bread. Why would robot Bob need food? Because fatty Bob is retarded. Not to mention when they have to air lift Bob out of the woods after he didn't listen to the instructors and got dysentery from stagnant water.

His family should put him on it so they can have a break from him for however long it takes to film this.

 

[Positron]

Of course the triple brackets were involved in Colombia's election, ousting what Jimmy Dore called "a real leftie" -- someone called Hernandez who wants to nationalize the oil industry and canvass with China for industrial investments -- through pumping election funds to a "faux leftie", i.e. someone who ticks all Bobby's Thinker boxes.



Žižek looks familiar because a huge number of self-appointed Thinkers use his mug as their avatars.



It is okay for the Biden administration to deny children school lunches because their schools don't support the rainbow degenerates -- which of course practically just mean transsexuals, but if a Republican repeals that Democrat bill, he is deliberately starving children and is "ontologically evil".




Lol fat.


Replies to that "learning bad things white people did never make me feel bad" tweet

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Ms Marvel. No fucking clue.




Will Hollywood ever get tired of that "I scream at you you scream at me" bullshit?


Bobby seems to love trawling social media for footages of bum fights.




I don't expect Bobby's vision of Superior Future to involve clunky CRT monitors.

 

[Tronathon242]

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You are fat piece of shit who doesn't nothing but the most easy job in the world, reviewing marvel movies for manchildren. If anyone should kill themselves for being a leech or lined up against a wall and shot, it's you, Bob.

To add to this, I was never attacked in school by the authority figures for being a white male. Now children are being verbally berated by teachers, students, and the administrators for it. Hell, I'm sure the secretaries and librarian gets in on it too.

So, for those who don't know: Mister Schmidt wrote a twitter thread explaining why white boys and young white men gravitate to the so-called alt-right (spoiler: it's the one group that doesn't treat them like shit.)

Bob, knowing he can't argue with Schmidt's points, resorts to ad hominem attacks, and quote-tweets to keep Schmidt from calling him out.

I can't say I was attacked for being white either, but I do clearly remember the idea of "privilege" creeping into one of the very last university classes I had before I graduated. That was back in 2012, so by looking at the shit these teachers talk about now with their slides and programs, I can say I'm a lucky bastard.

But getting on to Bob, he's still trying to play the good white ally bit. Do enlighten us, Bob. What are the terrible things that white men did in the past that their descendants are still doing now? Are you still trying to seek justification for reparations? I know you've said in the past that blacks should basically be allowed any movie role in place of whites and be excused for whatever they do because of the Transatlantic Slave Trade.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bob believes transgenders are just the prolog for transhumanism that's about to arrive any day now (especially with Biden "elected").

He probably keeps up with them to make sure he can get in on the ground floor of those robot bodies the second they're available.

(Hm. There's a scifi film concept: mind transferring has been perfected so people will "rent" out their bodies for folks to try before making purchases. i.e. a woman let's some guy pilot her body for a week so he can decide if he REALLY wants to transition.)

I remember in college for a course I read a book called Trouble on Triton that the way the professor described it made it sound to me like the people would rent out/switch bodies for various purposes. That didn't happen and all I remember of the book was the main character wanted to have an affair with his assistant and towards the end he troons out. He sits in a bar post-troon out all sad, and briefly brings up the time he was gang raped by a pack of women when he was a prostitute on Mars. I was pretty taken aback by the main character revealing he was gang raped in a throwaway line and felt that the main character having been gang raped at one point in his life was not something you can reveal and then just sweep under the rug.

Even if Bob was able to insert his consciousness into a robot body, he would still be making crappy Youtube reviews and making tweets advocating for the mass gassing of those he deems inferior while he lives in his mother's basement. The only difference would be him trying to occasionally flex how cool his robot body is, unaware he would be more of an abomination like that than he already is now.