DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DZoomer]

Is this Emil tool doxxed? I need the deets. I need to personally laugh and mock him relentlessly.

Pretty sure Emil is @JimJimJim a.k.a. OIC.

Doesn't really matter if it's a new retard or an old retard, though. It all ends up wasted within some days anyway.

I just hope you donate some money to charity monthly, @JimJimJim. To counterbalance the sin of supporting the Avatar of Gluttony, Pride and Greed that is Phil Burnell.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

DSP is such a scumbag he scammed and lied to get that $200 youtube has already paid us like they do every 21st of the month unless it lands on a weekend I can't stand this dude he's is trash it's not okay to do what he does

No, it's not. However, think of it like this: the idiot has nothing to show for the money he's made through his "job" except a HIGH ass WWE Champions roster that he dumped almost $60K in, statues that are sitting in a nook collecting dust that he couldn't sell, even if he could GIVE the fuckers away, because he took them out of the box- well, one he fondled we know FOR sure -a soulmaid that hitched her wagon to Phil to get her out of Michigan for free room and board, and a mid-sized condo that he's always late making payments on.

Phil has no future in anything else. He has no retirement fund; he did but he cashed them out when he left Wells Fargo, he hasn't invested into anything EXCEPT in gin, gacha, and DoorDash. This is the rest of his natural life: everyday, until the DAY he dies, he's gonna have to SIT RIGHT in front of that 480p camera, play vidja games, and beg.

While other detractors eventually get tired of Phil a la LSB and move onto other cows, Phil will fade away into nothing. During the end, what is Phil gonna have? A condo he's still making payments on, even after almost 20 something years of paying on, less than $200 in his account, and will either die on stream from liver failure or go into cardiac arrest. That's Phil's existence. A sad and lonely existence.

Do I feel sorry for the asshole? Fuck no! He asked for this life, he asked to be a shut-in and beg, so, he's getting what he wanted. Sucks to suck!
*EDIT* When Phil DOES kick the bucket, assuming his parents are dead and Kat has roamed off to her dream stable or croaked over and died, who's there to pick up the pieces? Well, it goes to his next of kin. He didn't have kids of his own, because the attention needs to always be on him, it's goes to Melissa, his cousin. I highly doubt Phil has a last will and testament, as he feels that he has all the time in the world, but life has a funny way of doing things. So, someone gets the WAkhando, the statues, etc...Again, sucks to suck!

Hi, Phil!

 

[Hate Army Watch]

 

[LolCowCentral]

think of it like this: the idiot has nothing to show for the money he's made through his "job" except a HIGH ass WWE Champions roster that he dumped almost $60K in

60k? Try well over 100k. 5 or 6 years of whaling out on this game. Doesn't negate your statement. Just helps you understand how dire it really is. And that's just champions. Back then he was also playing many other games. I'd be shocked if he hasn't thrown 200k away in mobile games total.

 

[Hate Army Watch]

Pardon the shitposts, but I couldn't help myself...

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

60k? Try well over 100k. 5 or 6 years of whaling out on this game. Doesn't negate your statement. Just helps you understand how dire it really is. And that's just champions. Back then he was also playing many other games. I'd be shocked if he hasn't thrown 200k away in mobile games total.

You raise a good point. 60K is being VERY conservative, but I know that number is MUCH higher. I remember the other gacha games he used to play like Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle, Marvel Future Fight, WWE Supercard, and now it's WWE Champions, etc...I remember he used to BRAG about the pulls on Insta like it was an accomplishment! "Look, everyone! I dropped $200 on this game! I'm better than you!" While most mentally ill morons were going "Yeah, I wouldn't BRAG about that, dude!"

I do believe all together, your number is right. Still fucking sad that $200K went to an addiction, but if my lore is correct, he once said that he would spend $100-150 on scratchers back on CT, but he stopped doing that when he lost his Wells Fargo job. Which shows that he's always has had a gambling addiction and see's NOTHNG wrong with it. However, he wanted this life and he got it. I mean, pretty fucking sad you have to go into BANKRUPTCY to support you habit, but what the fuck do I know? I'm a mouth drooling moron with no real life responsibilities.

Hi, Phil!

 

[Pargon]

Scopely is definitely a shitty office stuck inside a random building with 8 slobs at computers smoking cigarettes.

C’mon, bruh. Look where we are. I’m here damn near every day. Lemme have this one. I need it.

 

[RougeRed]

C’mon, bruh. Look where we are. I’m here damn near every day. Lemme have this one. I need it.

It honestly looks worse. That edgy architecture. I guarantee they have yoga and guided meditation meetings because they know they're a scummy company and want to pretend they're the next Google. I would literally neck myself before working again in a place that unironically uses the word "synergy" on a regular basis.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Just phish his paypal again to see if the 1MM tips are backed up by hard numbers in his deposits.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

He came back yesterday and gifted 5 subs apparently.

LMAOOOO

It's amazing how he manages to suck all the suspense and challenge out of a classic game by save-scumming it like this and having his chat read out guides to him.

DSP, the queen of retro.

-EDIT- He's now refusing to play the game any further, unironically demanding his chat to tell him what to do next.

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snort is as pale as the wall behind him lmaoooo

 

[Mr. Brown]

Remember when people used to think DSP had a secret bank account hoarding the scam money? Man those days seem so far away. Now that the bank leaks happened we know there is no riding into the sunset with a nice retirement. If you actually get mad then I suggest taking a break because there is no legitimate reason for it. His life is nonexistent, he isn't doing anything cool with the money it's just an endless cycle of lying scamming and begging, and ultimately squandering. Just enjoy the absurdity of it.

Absolutely correct.

Phil does the same things, doesn't leave his house, had no friends, sees his family every few years at most.

Phil is already practically dead in all real terms. The way he lives means he's not going to experience anything new, he's not going to feel any new emotions or meet new people or do new things. He's 40 and he's at the stage of life that 70 year olds are.

If Phil died tomorrow it would just mean that jasper has to feed himself. That's about it.

 

[Lazycunt]

If kat was smart in any sense that bitch would be putting a life insurance policy on his ass,

 

[RougeRed]

If kat was smart in any sense that bitch would be putting a life insurance policy on his ass,

And if pigs had wings they could fly. If she was ever smart in any sense she wouldn't be who and where she is.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

If kat was smart in any sense that bitch would be putting a life insurance policy on his ass,

She's retarded and more than likely benzo'd out, I'm shocked she can manage Skyrim and Overwatch.

 

[Pargon]

She's retarded and more than likely benzo'd out, I'm shocked she can manage Skyrim and Overwatch.

Considering Kat’s internet presence nearly vanished after she moved in with Phil I’m almost positive she only plays OW against bots. There’s a zero chance some autist wouldn’t have located and tracked her Steam activity by now if things were otherwise. She isn’t even on the house Wi-Fi when she runs her 2567th match with Genji.

And Skyrim? I can run a sneak archery build on Expert while I’m so high I can’t spell my own name. If she was playing Civ 6 or prestiging in CoD or something I’d be impressed.

 

[Iron Father]

DSP is the biggest whale. Just 100k on this wwe game, who knows how much on others. Not to mention Doordash.

Scopely > DSP > Dents > Dented Welfare > Taxes > Taxpayers

 

[human trash]

the funniest part about today's begging was him saying that he'd broken something in the kitchen by randomly smashing it without actually mentioning what it was because of the trolls. so clearly bullshit. what can you even break in the kitchen by smashing it with your shoulder or whatever while you're giving a cat treats? did he punch the microwave door off? tip over the coffee maker? how did he 'try to fix it' afterward? it makes zero sense and he knows it. he doesn't even have to try to lie anymore

 

[sentrandeti]

the funniest part about today's begging was him saying that he'd broken something in the kitchen by randomly smashing it without actually mentioning what it was because of the trolls. so clearly bullshit. what can you even break in the kitchen by smashing it with your shoulder or whatever while you're giving a cat treats? did he punch the microwave door off? tip over the coffee maker? how did he 'try to fix it' afterward? it makes zero sense and he knows it. he doesn't even have to try to lie anymore

the only thing i can think of that u can easily break in a kitchen is a coffee pot

 

[Hate Army Watch]

This wild animal is pretending Youtube still hasn't paid him. The $260 from day stream was "almost enough" for everything he needs on his day off.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

the funniest part about today's begging was him saying that he'd broken something in the kitchen by randomly smashing it without actually mentioning what it was because of the trolls. so clearly bullshit. what can you even break in the kitchen by smashing it with your shoulder or whatever while you're giving a cat treats? did he punch the microwave door off? tip over the coffee maker? how did he 'try to fix it' afterward? it makes zero sense and he knows it. he doesn't even have to try to lie anymore

Rolling pin?