DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Wasabi Panda]

this retard seriously doesn't understand how banks work, he's a 40 year old who owns his own business that pulls in on average $300 a day in just tips plus he gets money from youtube and his pateron and has a business degree. He thinks that a federal holiday is why Youtube didn't pay him, it's NOT that youtube sent out payments and the long weekend delayed the payment LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO, every time.

Every single time he's supposed to get a payment on a federal holiday or sunday he freaks out like this as if he's about to be homeless.

every.
single.
fucking.
time.

Someone even tells him this, and nope. Thats not it, except it is it but not really. It's youtube's fault that the bank delayed clearing his payment so ofc susan made him be a 40 year old mature adult who can't manage his money.

Not sure if this is legitimate mental retardation of not understanding how reality works, autism that youtube broke his schedule, narcism of this not being his fault that he can't budget for shit or all of that above

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

This wild animal is pretending Youtube still hasn't paid him. The $260 from day stream was "almost enough" for everything he needs on his day off.

So, Phil needs $260+ a DAY to survive. *EDIT* The fucker got paid, but he's using this as an excuse to play poor, which comes as a shock to NO ONE, but with that said, I'm willing to bet a WWE Champions pull that someone will bring it up, Phil will 1984 his chat, and go "Oh, shut the fuck up! You don't know what the fuck you're talking about! You know what..."

 

[Iron Hamster]

this retard seriously doesn't understand how banks work, he's a 40 year old who owns his own business that pulls in on average $300 a day in just tips plus he gets money from youtube and his pateron and has a business degree. He thinks that a federal holiday is why Youtube didn't pay him, it's NOT that youtube sent out payments and the long weekend delayed the payment LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO, every time.

Every single time he's supposed to get a payment on a federal holiday or sunday he freaks out like this as if he's about to be homeless.

every.
single.
fucking.
time.

Someone even tells him this, and nope. Thats not it, except it is it but not really. It's youtube's fault that the bank delayed clearing his payment so ofc susan made him be a 40 year old mature adult who can't manage his money.

Not sure if this is legitimate mental retardation of not understanding how reality works, autism that youtube broke his schedule, narcism of this not being his fault that he can't budget for shit or all of that above

lol. do you seriously think he's on his own pay schedule by himself from youtube? It's sent directly to his bank account. It hit his account the same time it did everyone elses.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

lol. do you seriously think he's on his own pay schedule by himself from youtube? It's sent directly to his bank account. It hit his account the same time it did everyone elses.

yeah I know, not sure if he does though with how dramatic he gets everytime a payment is sent out around a federal holiday.

 

[Iron Hamster]

yeah I know, not sure if he does though with how dramatic he gets everytime a payment is sent out around a federal holiday.

He's lying because he knows there are no real adults in his chat that can call him out. Whatever time Grimlock here got paid is the exact time he got paid. This clown really just insults the intelligence of amoebas

 

[human trash]

the only thing i can think of that u can easily break in a kitchen is a coffee pot

this was my thought too. what threw me off of this though is that he claimed to try and fix it afterward? like, if he smashed the coffee pot, then did he try to glue it back together with krazy glue or something?

Rolling pin?

he's the kind of moron who'd have some ultra expensive chef's rolling pin made of fragile crystal or something, so, maybe

 

[Iron Hamster]

this was my thought too. what threw me off of this though is that he claimed to try and fix it afterward? like, if he smashed the coffee pot, then did he try to glue it back together with krazy glue or something?

It's a lie which is the reason why he couldn't name anything. You really think this idiot, with absolutely no mechanical skills whatsoever, can actually fix something? Look at the coat hanger he stuck to a wall with velcro.

 

[RougeRed]

She's retarded

Aren't you still a discord mod for that lolcow that called you a fat piece of shit?

 

[BlistexBlueLips]

Pretty suspicious that DSP has been yammering on and on saying "I've told you guys because of gifted memberships, um the channel has seen a newfound level of support. Uh that was unexpected, and definitely this will help in the long term". Here we are a month later "in the long term" and mysterious bills and other stuff just happen to attack phil.

Not all of the results there are from DSP saying the super chats/memberships help. He did stop mentioning the long term support on the 8th. So about 2 weeks from away from payday. This gives him ample time to bitch about the currently daily boogeyman.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

He’s only there because his retarded faggot supporters continue to enable him.

I've said this before and will keep saying it: His enablers, specifically the whales, are the biggest detractors in existence. True fans of DSP, people that genuinely care for Phillip the man  person individual pigroach would SC/gift members exclusively and not tip him.

These whalechairs are exponentially more detrimental to Phil than autists on an message board telling him to kill himself. Which he totally should btw.

Maybe they've twisted it in their dented head that they're saving him, thus saving the day like their favorite superhero. But they're literally fueling his addiction fire and making it worse.

Not only do they tip him cash that'll be gone within 24 hours but they've reinforced into Phil's gin-addled peabrain that insane begging = money. When the insanity of the beg scales high enough, it literally has a 100% success rate which has proven to work dozens and dozens of times in the past however many years.

The problem is, even with that 100% success rate, a day will come when it will fail. May be a month, a year, a decade - it's not a matter of if but when. It's simply not sustainable.

It will fail because when you've been tightroping your entire ""career"" propped up by a handful of dents, you'll eventually fall.

Maybe a whale, I dunno, is hit by a bus after walking into oncoming traffic, head in their phone because they were distracted by Phil's silly and zany hat and vest. Maybe their wife dies and the dumb bitch defaulted on her life insurance premium and the household becomes one income only. Maybe they get cancer and can no longer afford to give Phil money. Really, it can be anything. Let's go with cancer.

Once you're financially tapped out and the cancer is aggressively destroying your entire being, I hope that the only thing keeping you from swallowing a bullet is good ole Phil clowning it up with his zoomed-in NO. And while you're sitting there watching him while enduring an intense chemotherapy session, I hope Phil throws you under the bus. I hope he hates you for no longer having the means to be his ATM and deep-down resents you and blames you for enabling him.

After all, it's not his fault you gave him tens of thousands of cash for his addiction dood, he didn't do anything wrong. You should've known he was spending every possible cent on sweaty jpegs. The evidence was overwhelming!

And I hope your heartbreak from this is so severe that you kill yourself.

I'm not MATI. I'm disgusted by Phil. And writing this makes me a little less disgusted.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I can't even fanthom the people unironically watching him. He just went on a nonsensical rant about the lightyear movie and then bitched about how the game doesn't follow the movie to the t and takes "creative liberties"

 

[NursezillaX]

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"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp"

'My prestream will be me bitching and begging.... Come chill!!'

To add to this, the Emil whale has single-handedly accounted for at least 10% of Phil's entire tip revenue since he first appeared in February. This does not include YouTube gifted memberships (he's gifted the most memberships so far at 35 I believe) or any other potential sock accounts (of which there likely are).

Unless these small handful of faggots are truly in this for the long haul (which some might actually be lol) then Dave's in big trouble at some point in the future.

What does that percentage jump to when you add Emil + 1MM? Shit, on the days where he doesnt hit his 1st tier, 1MM's $25 alone is making up > 50% of his tip income. Even days where he hits his 2nd tier, he's still contributing 25%. All of which is FUCKING INSANE btw.

Not sure if this is legitimate mental retardation of not understanding how reality works, autism that youtube broke his schedule, narcism of this not being his fault that he can't budget for shit or all of that above

One could argue that he could be legitimately confused / fucking stupid in instances like last month where he tries to sell the ludicrous idea that getting paid on a Saturday means possibly not getting his money until the following Wednesday or Thursday, but there's zero actual reason to believe it. On a day like today though, it doesn't even matter if he's confused or not because at least a few people here who get paid by YouTube... got paid. His money IS there, which means he knows it's there, which means he's just flat out fucking lying about it. I guess it's no big deal for him because he can still say he got it today, he just didn't get it until after the one stupid piggy already emptied his wallet. With his warped sense of morality, that gives him enough wiggle room to 'truthfully' say, 'I never said I didn't get paid today!!'

Hell, why wouldn't he if, within literal minutes of making the same tired, piss-poor reasons he's panicking about how his day off will be some sort of apocalypse where his cat can't eat at all (because you can ONLY ever feed a cat the exact, specific food they normally eat instead of, idk, some fucking tuna for a day) and his pig has to eat 'lunch meat sandwiches' or something if he doesn't receive hundreds of dollars, some retard immediately obliges him with 2 of those hundreds?

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Aren't you still a discord mod for that lolcow that called you a fat piece of shit?

I actually don't know because I haven't looked at it or cared in over a month.

 

[Mr Clark]

Another tip goal hit, another episode of This Is How You Dont Live

 

[strandedcastaway]

this retard seriously doesn't understand how banks work,

No, he understands how bank accounts work. He thinks that his paypigs don't though, and he might be right.

I've had my moments on each side of the "I'm mad about DSP" vs. "No one should ever be mad at DSP" thing we do. But I will say this---I wish the daily saga had some comeuppance. Like, I'd be laughing all day at Phil getting $400 (or whatever) today by lying about his YouTube payment if he got called out on it and had to admit he lied. Or if one time he tried the scam and got $50 instead of $400. But he's got himself so isolated in his little world that we all just flounder around here, or in whatever detractor chat, and point it out. That part of the story could use some better payoff.

 

[Iron Father]

Doesn't need glasses by the way.

 

[Grimlock]

Has DSP let his viewers know he got paid cause YouTube paid us 12hrs ago

 

[LolCowCentral]

Has DSP let his viewers know he got paid cause YouTube paid us 12hrs ago

Alright we get it man. You got paid by youtube so that means he did. No need to repost the same shit 30 times in a day. No one here believed DSP didn't get paid. We don't know who you are but we believe you when you say you did.

No need to keep replying and posting it.

You're like one of DSP's dents just spamming chat.

 

[Grimlock]

Alright we get it man. You got paid by youtube so that means he did. No need to repost the same shit 30 times in a day. No one here believed DSP didn't get paid. We don't know who you are so we believe you when you say you did.

No need to keep replying and posting it.

Stfu

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

>When you fooled a couple whales into giving you $300 because you told them Youtube didn't pay you when everyone else knows you're full of shit