What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[ToroidalBoat]

So I searched for "food processing center fires" and these are the top results on Google now:

Fact Check-Food processing plant fires in 2022 are ... - Reuters​

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May 4, 2022 — Social media users are sharing the claim that there is a planned increase in fires at food processing plants to purposefully create food ...

Nothing to See Here - NFPA​

https://www.nfpa.org › Food-Processing-Fires




May 2, 2022 — Experts say there's no truth to rumors that fires at food processing plants are suspicious.

FACT FOCUS: Food Plant Fires Fuel Conspiracy Theory​

https://www.usnews.com › News › U.S. News®




May 3, 2022 — The fire at a Perdue Farms soybean facility in Virginia on Saturday was relatively small. Firefighters had it under control about an hour ...

Unfounded Claims About Frequency and Causes of Food ...​

https://www.factcheck.org › 2022/05 › unfounded-clai...




Claim: A rash of "mysterious" fires at food-processing plants is "obviously suspicious and it could lead to serious food shortages."
Claimed by: Social media posts
Fact check by FactCheck.org: Fires Not Unusual

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Fire damages food processing plant in northwest Fresno​

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May 2, 2022 — Several employees were evacuated from the building while firefighters put out the flames. Officials with the business have not

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Out there: Some form of magic used to exist, or still does, but almost all knowledge of how it works and the proper practice has either been destroyed, or is heavily guarded to where us plebians will never see it again.

I like to subscribe to this one too, it's fun. My ignorance around the actual studies that have been performed on the Voynich manuscript makes me want to believe it has some weirdo ancient spells or alchemy/potion recipes (fantasy type).

 

[Bum Driller]

Months later now that nobody cares any more I have found a digital version of one of my favorite maps.

Here's a stupidly in depth map with all sorts of oddities. Mythical animals and giants all over the world, cities where they shouldn't be (including the Sahara and Siberia) one of the wackier interpretations of Antartica I have ever seen (though it lines up strangely well with other reports from the era) along with the 4 islands of the North Pole and a seemingly endless number of other minor details that make no sense given the current mainstream understanding of the world.

All I am saying is that cartographers of the day killed a LOT of people with their creativity, or the world was more different than people realize in centuries past.

Cartographers in the past in general didn't have a single clue about what they were doing. Not only was it impossible to accurately measure any longer distances, or to really determine shapes of landmasses, most of the time such cushy jobs were done by some privileged dipshits who never had to wander further from home than the local bar. There was no consensus on almost anything, even on what happens in the rest of the human-inhabited lands, so it was super easy to just come up with all kinds of weird shit.

- SJW/Idpol is pushed by media and political figures on purpose as a strategy of tension to tear apart the left. FBI ops from the 40s-80s against left wing groups often involved sowing Idpol based purges and splits (the FBI seeded "campaign against white chauvinism" for example softened up the CPUSA just before the McCarthyist trials.)

This could very well be true.

- The main agenda of the news media is to crush the economic/anti imperialist left, while pushing Neoliberalism.

And this.

 

[DJ Grelle]

I noticed that in the last 15 years there have been quite a number of TV shows, even if they were cancelled after one season, that were set in a dystopic future and the United States is no more. Class warfare and social justice have also been injected into some of these shows. With the way The Great Reset has been pushed by the WEF, I can't help but wonder if the powers that be made shows to condition the masses of what is to come.

Predictive programming, I can't remember the name but there was a movie about divorce that right after it got big, divorces increased by a significant amount. This was in the 60s, maybe?

The trope of "evil boss subverting the government" - like that one captain america movie where the boss was actually a hydra agent - is pushed by hollywood to predictive-program low-level staff to lone-wolf sabotage and insert a lot of bias in government and companies. These are the major pushers of woke etc etc in society because they believe that the organisation they work for is actually something that supports the patriarchy/white supremacy etc etc.

Additionally, I think that a lot of government/academic data with bad implications is faulty and the reality is even worse. All it takes is some young AWFL to nudge the data just a bit while collecting, her boss to do the same, the people who report on it as well and you get a totally distorted view of the world.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Cartographers in the past in general didn't have a single clue about what they were doing. Not only was it impossible to accurately measure any longer distances, or to really determine shapes of landmasses, most of the time such cushy jobs were done by some privileged dipshits who never had to wander further from home than the local bar. There was no consensus on almost anything, even on what happens in the rest of the human-inhabited lands, so it was super easy to just come up with all kinds of weird shit.

There are a lot of weasel words in this ("in the past" "in general" "most of the time") that might allow you to wriggle out and claim you weren't actually saying what this says, but no, this is just factually incorrect on every level.

Land surveying has existed since the Old Kingdom of Egypt and likely much longer. Navigators were not going on a suicidal blind charge every single time they left port; the Phoenicians may have successfully circumnavigated Africa as early as 700 BC. Eratosthenes accurately calculated the Earth's circumference in the second century BC without ever leaving his city. Alexander the Great was accompanied by bematists (these were trained professionals, often slaves -- far from "privileged dipshits") who were able to measure the distance between points of interest in the Near East with an extremely high degree of accuracy. The anonymous Greco-Roman author of the Periplus of the Erythraean Sea, writing in the first century AD, accurately recorded distances between ports as far south as Somalia and as far east as China. Mechanical odometers were described by both Greek and Roman engineers, and the Roman Empire under Augustus -- that most privileged of dipshits -- conducted annual land surveys to establish exact distances between settlements.

This Dutch map of the west coast of Australia from the 1600s does not look to me like the work of a "privileged dipshit" who "didn't have a single clue about what they were doing." Nor does this world/astronomical map, from the late 1700s.

Moving east, take a look at this grid map of China's river systems from the 1100s. Definitely looks like the work of a "privileged dipshit," right?

This stick structure is a navigational chart of a type used by Polynesian sailors to map out ocean currents and swells. Each of those shells represents an island. But no, obviously those people had no idea what they were doing and managed to colonise the South Pacific in canoes by blind luck.

Some older maps do have decorative elements on them -- fantastical creatures etc. -- but to assume that the artist/cartographer intended them to represent literal, physical reality to the viewers, as opposed to being a visual metaphor for uncharted area (or just something fun to look at, as many maps and globes are intended as artistic works rather than practical navigation tools), is an insult to everyone's intelligence, including your own.

Have surveying and cartographic technology improved by leaps and bounds over the course of human history? Duh, of course. Did older maps often contain inaccuracies? Duh, of course. Does that mean that humanity was flying completely by the seat of its pants for all of recorded history until some nebulous moment in the recent past, at which point we collectively smartened up and started posting on Kiwi Farms? No.

Lots of little edits and additions because ignorance of history really bothers me, especially when it's used to rhetorically support further ignorance. People in "the past" were not stupid.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Gotthard Tunnel opening ceremony in Switzerland

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Watch River of Fundament sometime and tell me it don't give you the same vibe as the Gotthard Tunnel opening.

Predictive programming, I can't remember the name but there was a movie about divorce that right after it got big, divorces increased by a significant amount. This was in the 60s, maybe?

Kramer vs. Kramer would be my guess?

I like to subscribe to this one too, it's fun. My ignorance around the actual studies that have been performed on the Voynich manuscript makes me want to believe it has some weirdo ancient spells or alchemy/potion recipes (fantasy type).

Codex Seraphinianus is more than an art book I think.

 

[the fall of man]

COVID, Monkeypox, and the supply chain crisis were predicated by autumn wargames modeling extremely similar situations to the world events that followed.

This year, the Leaf government has funded Pandemics & Borders (site | archive), which aims to make sure that the next pandemic doesn't stop the flow of illegal immigration.

...this is a conspiracy theory, right

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I've taken enough deep dives into the hollow earth/antartica/hyperborea stuff that I do legitimately believe there's more going on than we're told. I don't know how much is true and how much is just IRL fanfiction but I've seen a lot of stuff that indicates there's some truth to something going on there.

I also do believe that human history is probably a lot longer than the official history books tell us and I don't think it is exactly some sort of cover up but just a lot of the really older civilizations existed so long ago that most of the records and artefacts are just gone due to time and erosion. I wouldn't be shocked if some of those past civs had some pretty fancy lost technology too. The bronze age collapse really had my coffee percolated on this, where multiple inter-connected civs just up and die and leave almost no records. It has probably happened many many times before and I'm sure it'll happen again if current events are anything to go by.

 

[BelUwUga]

The CIA has a domestic operation called the National Resources Division. This is a fact. The really remarkable thing is how vanishingly little writing there is about it. Without exaggeration, there seem to be around a dozen references to it at all in writing. One of those is from the confirmation process of Trump's CIA director Gina Haspel, who was in charge of the NRD in the mid 2000's.

The most extensive reference is in "The Art of Intelligence: Lessons from a Life in the CIA's Clandestine Service," 2012, by Hank Crumpton, also a former head of NRD as well as their counterterrorism division and Bush's 'ambassador' for counter terrorism coordination. I specify his credentials to emphasize that this isn't some failed, low-level office assistant who used his Secret clearance to sell fiction.

In his chapter on the NRD, he describes meeting with "uber rich CEO's," University Presidents, scientists, and others fishing for leads on potential security threats/ assistance.

Up until this point, I've only stated fact, but you probably know vaguely where I'm going after the previous sentence. Crumpton's list of conversations at the NRD certainly sound a lot like the people Jeff Epstein gathered around himself, who famously skated on serious charges after the prosecutor was told he was 'with intelligence'. With this, why have you never of the NRD in connection to Epstein when it seems like such an obvious place of suspicion? Why is this particular office so effectively hidden, above and beyond other clandestine activities of the CIA? Why hasn't some rich asshole bragged about some CIA guy wanting to chat with him to inflate his ego? (Not every conversation is some Cabalistic operation, if any, they would have legitimate intelligence conversations too, why hasn't there been leaks?)

My claim is not necessarily that Epstein was in their employ as an officer or that his 'thing' was a planned operation. Instead, I'm sticking to what I'm sure of, the NRD absolutely knew about the Epstein operation. Their goal is to recruit well connected people in the US for potential assistance. Officially, this assistance is voluntary. It's impossible that they didn't know about the man they all partied with.

I don't know where from here, but if you're inclined to dig deeper into Epstein, I'm confident that this is a possible weak spot to crack things open.

National- of or pertaining to the nation, Resource- asset, Division- obviosly how CIA organizes things. To really understand this you simply need to understand tradecraft. While the CIA certainly will engage in combat as-needed, defensed-focused intelligence is largely delegated to the DIA (Defense Intelligence Agency). This means that the CIA is mostly about targeting non-military assets within the US or outside it. At least on paper they aren't supposed to do anything in the US. While I believe you are ultimately right, I believe the Epstien ring was at most a compartmentalized operation. There is the very real possibility this was a quid pro quo where there was awareness and access but no direct responsibility.

How this works out is they largely work in other countries and friends or not, the level of what they get away with is going to be directly related to how much they allow. If you look into Maxwell's father it is all but confirmed he had at minimum a good working relationship with Mossad. It is incredibly likely he was directly employed and the tribe likes to keep family ties when possible to galvanize loyalty. Regardless of where Epstein originates, someone at the CIA and potentially the NRD would have to be the handler. If that individual has done their job correctly Epstein and Maxwell couldn't have identified this person if they wanted to. Unlike the movies, there is almost never a tangible benefit of letting that happen or disclosing it to the asset(s). If they can complete their goals without making those disclosures, they won't.

Notice we've never even approached the source saying they were "with intelligence" being identified. Even if that is true, pretending to be some other country's intelligence services, is still better in many cases than admitting to the real thing. It could be some billionaire Pajeet that bought the right blackmail on the right person to make that claim for all that can be confirmed. Frankly this is the most damming part. Nobody in the private sector just picks up the skills to set this up organically. They do not have the resources a state-actor has to make things happen. So with these telltale signs we are left with a few possible circumstances:

1. The systematic trafficking and rape was happening across decades and a significant miscarriage of justice happened organically. This all occurred completely undetected by the leviathan that is the US government.
2. A foreign actor was carrying this out with the complicity of the US government.
3. The US government was directly enabling this.

They were grooming children with money that was a pittance to them, they did not see non-jews as even people, and it was some easy entertainment. A treat like a Starbucks would be for a basic bitch. They joked about this and it took getting caught a second time for it to be big news. The government is either too stupid to have done anything to stop this, or they were willing to abide this as a justified cost.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

This could very well be true.

And this.

You're confused. It's not left vs right, it's nobles vs plebs.

When a movement gains traction it is infiltrated and coopted to serve the agenda gor 'greater good' or, if that's not possible, it's torn apart (see wall street).

The whole left-right is manufactured nonsense to divide people and distract them with trivial bullshit and extreme opinions so that they are oblivious to the movements that happen.

 

[Boyce Billiards]

@BelUwUga
National- of or pertaining to the nation, Resource- asset, Division- obviosly how CIA organizes things. To really understand this you simply need to understand tradecraft. While the CIA certainly will engage in combat as-needed, defensed-focused intelligence is largely delegated to the DIA (Defense Intelligence Agency). This means that the CIA is mostly about targeting non-military assets within the US or outside it. At least on paper they aren't supposed to do anything in the US. While I believe you are ultimately right, I believe the Epstien ring was at most a compartmentalized operation. There is the very real possibility this was a quid pro quo where there was awareness and access but no direct responsibility.

How this works out is they largely work in other countries and friends or not, the level of what they get away with is going to be directly related to how much they allow. If you look into Maxwell's father it is all but confirmed he had at minimum a good working relationship with Mossad. It is incredibly likely he was directly employed and the tribe likes to keep family ties when possible to galvanize loyalty. Regardless of where Epstein originates, someone at the CIA and potentially the NRD would have to be the handler. If that individual has done their job correctly Epstein and Maxwell couldn't have identified this person if they wanted to. Unlike the movies, there is almost never a tangible benefit of letting that happen or disclosing it to the asset(s). If they can complete their goals without making those disclosures, they won't.

Notice we've never even approached the source saying they were "with intelligence" being identified. Even if that is true, pretending to be some other country's intelligence services, is still better in many cases than admitting to the real thing. It could be some billionaire Pajeet that bought the right blackmail on the right person to make that claim for all that can be confirmed. Frankly this is the most damming part. Nobody in the private sector just picks up the skills to set this up organically. They do not have the resources a state-actor has to make things happen. So with these telltale signs we are left with a few possible circumstances:

1. The systematic trafficking and rape was happening across decades and a significant miscarriage of justice happened organically. This all occurred completely undetected by the leviathan that is the US government.
2. A foreign actor was carrying this out with the complicity of the US government.
3. The US government was directly enabling this.

They were grooming children with money that was a pittance to them, they did not see non-jews as even people, and it was some easy entertainment. A treat like a Starbucks would be for a basic bitch. They joked about this and it took getting caught a second time for it to be big news. The government is either too stupid to have done anything to stop this, or they were willing to abide this as a justified cost.

The idea I'm trying to get across is that the nrd is a real thing that exists and it's a concrete place to start looking for tangible connections to power beyond just a shared social circle. The implication with any discussion of epstein is that it's part of something bigger and that someone was using his operation to advance other, unrelated goals.

The nrd exists and is tasked with recruiting influential people to assist the cia. If that's their job, they MUST have known about epstein. If we accept that conclusion, we can ask better questions about how and why they used his operation. "used" is really loose here, it's a stretch to infer they were in the drivers seat just becasue they knew. But they must have known.

In my opinion, the unique character of the esptein operation is that it seems focused on drawing powerful people into the club. There's pleanty of shady operations at all levels of society purposed with procuring women for exploitation but epstein was different in scope of his network.

 

[jorgoth]

I feel like Millennials were basically a failed vanguard for You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy and for the World Economic Forum's program generally. That's the real reason that Silly-Con Valley and Wall Street effectively subsidized urban Millennial life for so long.

I say "failed" because

1. Millennials were too caustic and arrogant to sell their lifestyle, most especially to zoomers and were too weak to force it on those they couldn't sell it to.
2. Black Lives Splatter 2020 and specifically its targeting of Jews showed the (((powers that be))) that You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy wasn't politically or socially stable.

It was never about money, but running a pilot program in social engineering and financialization and surveillance.

 

[The Cunting Death]

One that, I don't 100% believe but I also wouldn't be surprised if it was true

Kubrick being killed for Eyes Wide Shut

 

[Secret Asshole]

Some might not be conspiracy theories, but here we go:

* Israel has been instigating conflicts between the west and the wider Muslim world, from trying to instigate a war between us and Egypt as a false flag to the 'leaking' of Suxnet by Mossad even though it clearly wasn't ready. Isreal has been a dubious ally and we put up with it because there's no better options even though many alphabet agencies are tired of their shit.

* The assassination of JFK was done by a small cell inside of the CIA without wider knowledge in the organization. This cell was largely responsible for monitoring Russia and recruiting communist assets. Because JFK sought to greatly limit the organizations power. This cell was largely intimate with Russian intelligence and felt that limiting their power at the height of communism was treason. The mechanism they used was similar to a modern terrorist cell; nobody knew what the entire plan was, they only did certain parts and that was it. They did not realize they were participating. They used Oswald as a patsy, grooming him like a modern day discord radical. The multiple shooter theory are other Russian assets making sure Oswald succeeded. After the assassination, all assets were purged and they gaslit Jack Ruby to kill Oswald. They felt they were doing a patriotic act, but instead grew their power into the modern hydra we know as the CIA.

* Similarly, RFK shared many of his brother's ideals and the Syrian psycho was groomed in the similar way that Oswald was.

* The consolidation of generational wealth and inbreeding among the upper class has caused them to lose touch with the rest of humanity as a whole. They are terrified of any significant population growth and are on board with Malthus' ideas, even though they have long since disproven. The world is run on a plutocratic system, but it is largely a stand alone complex; these interests are too sociopathic and egotistical to work with each other for any defined goal, but can come to similar conclusions. They fear losing control of any power and are also highly competitive, wanting to see number go up. They seek to obliterate any chance for anyone not born in their strata to gain any sort of wealth, ownership or equity.

This of course has the law of unintended consequences as they don't understand how humanity functions. They don't understand biology or genetics to any real degree, much like they don't understand any sort of governance outside of iron fisted fear. They are not interested in real capitalism, competition or innovation. They seek to slowly stagnate society in order to maintain absolutely hegemony, failing to see that stagnation is against the natural order of things. This will inevitably lead to catastrophe and collapse without some intervening, populist forces.

Identity politics and the trans ideology of being a social contagion, left vs. right, proud boys vs. Antifa is being used to separate the lower classes and force them to fight each other. Liberal ideology has been completely corrupted by an ever-changing lexicon, corporate worship and a focus on issues that are relevant to no one. By immersing the right in a pop-culture battle, they ensure that enough bread and circuses go around. With the trans issue, they get to define reality and biology itself, despite evidence to the contrary. It also affords them extreme amounts of profits.

* The elites fundamentally do not care about climate change. They use it as a cudgel to make normal people's lives more miserable, when normal people can affect climate change the least. As others have said, the elites used planned obsolescence to have things we buy constantly break down so they're always in need of being replaced. This serves two purposes: One, we are constantly spending money so we have much less, if any to invest and two, this ensures them massive profits.

Planned obsolescence is one of the most polluting things imaginable, creating massive amount of waste that cannot be easily disposed of. Plastics, rare earth metals, electronics, and batteries are notoriously inefficient to recycle (with the exception of plastics). This pollution is exported to the third world, poisoning their environment.

* The shooting in Nevada was actually an attempt on a Prince of Saud's life. He was a reformer that the opposition wanted gone. The part of the hotel Paddock allegedly fired from was owned by Saudis who were opposed to the Prince's life. Paddock himself was either posing as an arms dealer or an actual arms dealer, looking to sell weapons. Since the Prince they wanted to assassinate was in another casino, the assassins panicked and tried to mask their attempt as a mass shooting. In the days following, most of the royal family was arrested and one who tried to escape was blown out of the sky. This is largely concealed to prevent calls for war against Saudi Arabia by the American public.

* Everything surrounding Epstein and Maxswell. The judge sealed the case and then proceeded to get promoted. Not one person has been indicted. Either this is used to protect rich and influential people or to convert them into assets by the alphabet agencies under threat of blackmail.

Probably some more crazy shit, but I truly believe the elites are too fucking stupid to succeed in whatever they're doing.

 

[lemonsensei]

Always thought chupacabras were cool. Having lived on my own for many years around Mexican neighborhoods I now know it’s just junkies trying to eat chickens that people keep in their backyards. Growing up sucks.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

So I searched for "food processing center fires" and these are the top results on Google now:

List of all in last few years, posted on 4chan

 

[Fek]

One that, I don't 100% believe but I also wouldn't be surprised if it was true

Kubrick being killed for Eyes Wide Shut

It was the final nail in his proverbial coffin, but I have reason to believe he was on thin ice long before that. Kubrick was involved in quite a few very shady organizations and projects that people to this day will refuse to even humor as being possible. Somewhere in there, his conscience finally won out. He had enough of the elite's shit, you could say. The culmination of his last "fuck you" to the powers that be was with Eyes Wide Shut, which is why we will never see the actual final cut of the movie.

Did you know NASA had hired Kubrick at one point? A lot of people don't know that one. NASA was very impressed with his work on 2001: A Space Odyssey. Wonder why they needed a superb (for his time) cinematographer? When did that movie come out? 1968, I think? Well, if they hired him right after that, then why didn't we ever see any footage or videos of the work he did with NASA in the following yea- ...wait a minute.

I don't have time to effortpost on the implied topic right now, but that shit was faked. Kubrick knew it was faked, because he helped them fake it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

List of all in last few years, posted on 4chan

totally not suspicious at all

 

[Bonesjones]

It was the final nail in his proverbial coffin, but I have reason to believe he was on thin ice long before that. Kubrick was involved in quite a few very shady organizations and projects that people to this day will refuse to even humor as being possible. Somewhere in there, his conscience finally won out. He had enough of the elite's shit, you could say. The culmination of his last "fuck you" to the powers that be was with Eyes Wide Shut, which is why we will never see the actual final cut of the movie.

Did you know NASA had hired Kubrick at one point? A lot of people don't know that one. NASA was very impressed with his work on 2001: A Space Odyssey. Wonder why they needed a superb (for his time) cinematographer? When did that movie come out? 1968, I think? Well, if they hired him right after that, then why didn't we ever see any footage or videos of the work he did with NASA in the following yea- ...wait a minute.

I don't have time to effortpost on the implied topic right now, but that shit was faked. Kubrick knew it was faked, because he helped them fake it.

You mean the special lenses only he and NASA got access to, which he would go on to use for the film Barry Lindon?

Most of his films have a subtext on the abuse of children and how it's ignored and used by people in power.

 

[TinCan Wizard]

I can barely host a stream with shitty quality in the current year, but they had crisp clear footage from the moon in the 60s, just in time for maximum audience hours.