Shanties Without Panties - Gunt Parody Song Thread - Submissions Welcome

Write lyrics for Baked's we love our cops song for jannies next time and they might be mor lenient.
Reading this made me remember I did the verse in a different thread about a year ago.
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You like CCR? I do. Just some shit to the tune of looking out my backdoor

Just got back from Portugal, lock the front door oh boy
Got to sit down get pegged by a horse
Orgasm setting in pretty soon I'm screeching
Doo doo doo knocking on Ralph's back door.
 
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Three Inch Tool

Little me, my nuts are as small as pearls,
You like to laugh at me because I'm hung just like a squirrel.
Sometimes it bugs me, I'm not a bigger guy,
When I was a baby it was exactly the same size.
But there's nothing I can do,
Cause I only got a 3 inch tool.

Come home with me, have a cocktail at my place,
I gotta tell you before we get past 2nd base.
In my pants, ain't no big schwing,
But if you can find him he's a friendly little thing.
But there's nothing I can do,
I only got a 3 inch tool.
When I'm comming outta the pool,
I only got a 1 inch tool.

Sometimes I wonder if It'll ever extend,
I get embarassed when I'm hanging with my friends.
They like to razz me, I don't know why.
They get me a Happy Meal and super-size my fry.
And there's nothing I can do,
I only got a 3 inch tool.
And when I'm comming outta the pool,
I only got a 1 inch tool.

Yea, it's small but it's real cool,
I'm happy with a 3 inch tool!
I only got a 3 inch tool
 
Gunt Hunt (The state that I am in)

Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.”

~ Indiana Jones



It's hard to stay on the right side of the road
when alcohol and drugs has your brain in bits
and you see the world through pig slits

It's hard to follow a moral code,
stay off the white lines, or be kind
when a Portuguese pimp
knocked your eyeball out of orbit
and broke your fragile mind

No messin'
Finally, I've learned my lesson
Graduated top at the
Lisbon school of hard knocks
This time round I'm keepin'
one step ahead of the haterz
repo men can repossess my dust
I'll y'all laterz
Fleeing the scene of an accident
months after it occurred
my word is my bond, your honour
and all my words are turds
The most expensive T-bone
I was ever served
was the one that
blind-sided me in the street
the one I couldn't swerve
the only one I'll never eat
I'm bailing on the debt incurred
going where there'll never find me
table your bets
on the direction I take
when I drive headlong into the sunset


The state that I am in
crossing lines from
Maryland to Alabama
The state that I am in
lowering property values
In Montana and Louisiana


I lead a road life
Forced to make ends meet
on the cheap
My bank balance flattened
as I fattened
must have rolled over on it
in my sleep

Hunted by alogs
y'all can all blow me
I'm unbranded, a wild hog
Louis Vuitton says he don't know me

Taking what's left of my stack
investing it all in payback
using the contents of my gunt
as chum for the great shark hunt
Making a last stand
taking my quarry out of the aquarium
watch him flop about on dry land
Had your human resources department
on speed dial, bitch
waiting for them to yell
'You're fired' in the crowded theatre of war
they blocked me instead, said 'later snitch'
walked me to the door

Still, I'm' hopeful
praying that I never see the day
when I lose my nerve
make an illegal U-turn in Jim's driveway
Thirty seconds of weaponised revenge porn
no match for his oinking drone swarm
Can't stop making the cancer man
richer with my actions
every time I add another pound of fat
seems to stir online transactions
he sells another fifty hats


The state that I am in
doing the limbo in Hawaii
no man can go lower
The state that I am in
grooming your teenage daughters
In Florida and Arizona

The state that I am in
Colorado, Maine, or back to Lisbon
third time's a charm.
The state that I am in
hiding in the last place
where they'll ever think to look
down here in the pigsty
down on Kiwi Farms
 
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It seems like the gunt called me out today, hope he enjoys my parody.

Another one punts the gunt
Parody of another one bites the dust by Queen
Written by Cal Rollia

(Intro)
Oh, Let's go!

(Verse 1)
Gunt walks drunkenly down the street
Looking for a teen to groom
Ain't no sound but the plats on his feet
Still no head janny to broom
Are you ready, hey
Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out the streets of lisbon ready to clip
To the sound of the beat, yeah

(Chorus)
Another one punts the gunt
Another one punts the gunt
And another one punts and another punts
Another one punts the gunt
Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another punts the gunt

(Verse 2)
How do you think he leave the house
Without being a punching bag
Leading on a pedophile as a never spouse
Californian merchants took everything you own
Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Saying you don't scare
To the sound of defeat, look out

(Chorus)
Another one punts the gunt
Another one punts the gunt
And another one punts and another punts
Another one punts the gunt
Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another punts the gunt

(Bridge)
Hey
Oh, Take it
Another one punts the gunt
Another one punts the gunt ow,
And another one punts the gunt, hey-hey
Another one punts the gunt Hey eh-eh
Ooh shoot out

(Verse 3)
How are you take shots when a man is unprovoked
With 2 months of Ceasefire
You can dodge him, block him, you can treat him bad
And leave him when he's down yeah,
But im ready, I'm ready you
That's why I'm writing this parody
Getting dunked by cotboys
Living a life of misery look out

(Chorus)
Another one punts the gunt
Another one punts the gunt
And another one punts and another punts
Another one punts the gunt, yeah
Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another punts the gunt

 
Come out Ye B;ack and Tans (except I'm not a usual drinker and I had a few so I could only get a bit done lol)


I was born in a ''Memphis'' street,
where me Ronnie did me beat,
His absentee feet somehow still walked all over us,
and every single night,
when me ma' would come home tight,
she'd invite the niggers out with this chorus:

Come out ye' black and trans!
Come out and fuck me like a man!
Show my son what kind of porn he should engage with!
Tell him how Queen Keffals,
wants to share his daughter's stalls,
in the bathrooms of Chomo Ghetto, Virginia!
 
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We are finally back for now. Enjoy the parody chud buds. Chud on

Chud on
Parody of dream on by Areosmith
Written by Cal Rollia


(Verse 1)
Every time that I look in the net
Unfortunately this time the kiwi is in fret
The fourm is gone
Oh, it went away due to a troon
This can't be the way
Everyone in the end has to carry that weight

(Interlude)
Yeah I know, nobody knows
Once one site goes other follow
I know never bend
Don't let the cucks see your sorrow

(Verse 2)
A life of copes isn't the way a chud should live
The pain in life is paved by future strive
You know it's true
All the things, come back to you


(Chorus)
Snipe with me snipe for year
Collect the kino, snipe away the fear
Snipe with me just for today
Maybe Tomorrow, the good lord will
Show you the way
Snipe with me snipe for year
Collect the kino, snipe away the fear
Snipe with me just for today
Maybe Tomorrow, the good lord will
Show you the way

(Bridge)
Chud on chud on
Chud until that tradcath wife comes through
Chud on chud on
Chud Till you defeat them troons
Chud on chud on
Chud on chud on
Chud on ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Chorus)
Snipe with me snipe for year
Collect the kino, snipe away the fear
Snipe with me just for today
Maybe Tomorrow, the good lord will
Show you the way
Snipe with me snipe for year
Collect the kino, snipe away the fear
Snipe with me just for today
Maybe Tomorrow, the good lord will
Show you the way

 
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Forever alog
Parody of forever young by aplhaville
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
Let's not sit In cope, let's hold out for hope
We knew accepting trannies cause a slippery slope
Hoping for best but preparing for worst
Are we going to survive the drop or not

(Verse 2)
Do not dilate or seethe forever
The fourm is down but let's endure this endeavor
Hiding from the hitlist life is a short trip
Coping is for the sad man

(Verse 2)
Imagine what's next after kiwifarms
So many sites are good as gone
Don't bend the knee, stop the troons
Live your life as a based man

(Chorus)
Forever alog
I Wanna be a Forever alog
Do you really alog Forever
Forever and ever
Forever alog
I Wanna be a Forever an alog
Do you really alog Forever
Forever and ever
Forever alog

(Verse 4)
Some get threads some get effort post
The lowcow lore spreads more than most
Sooner or later, more lowcows are created
Why not alog?
It's so easy not to pozload my neghole
Easier than say it's not true
Fourms are like diamonds in a rough
Diamonds are forever
Freedom of speech is in danger today
So many slurs we forgot to say
We can't let free speech die
due to one grooming troon

(Chorus)
Forever alog
I Wanna be a Forever alog
Do you really alog Forever
Forever and ever
Forever alog
I Wanna be a Forever an alog
Do you really alog Forever
Forever and ever
Forever alog

(Outro)
Forever alog I Wanna Forever alog
Do you really want to alog Forever?

 
Rabbi Levine - G8tor boi

He was a boy
She was a girl(M)
Can I make it any more obvious?

He guarded a gunt
She didn't care
What more can I say?
He wanted her
Imagine the smell
Secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Drawn in Nippon
They had a problem with his curvy form

He was a Gaytor boy
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't weeb enough for her
She had a butter face
His waifu was drawn and traced
He needed a GF on this Earth

Five years from now
She sits at home
Feeding her kittens, she's all alone
She turns on TV
Guess who she sees
Gaytor boy rockin' up Odysee
She goes on Discord
They already know
And they've all got the stream in a new window
She tags along
Opens a tab
Looks up at the man who wanted to tap

He was a Gaytor boy
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't weeb enough for her
Now he's a super star
He even streamed with E;R
Does your butter face see what he's worth?

Sorry, girl, but you tapped out
Well, tough luck that boy's yours now
You are more than co-host friends
This is how your story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
The spergy weeb that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
He gets Latinas with hair dye

He's just a boy
And you're just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
You are in love
Josh have you heard
How they rock each other's world

She's with the Gaytor boy
She said "See you later boy"
I'll send you nudes after the show
I'll be at the studio
Dressed up like Kurisu
It gets you off and I should know
 
It is unavoidable folks. the musical genius of the awaken Antediluvian King Asalieri @The Fatman Of The Opera can only logically lead to one outcome:
Endless karaoke streams clowning on whoever dares to stand on his path!

So post your submission (your lyrics and some link to the original song) for this former crow furry as he slowly transitions into something as bad but with way less chances of getting anally raped, a crow vtuber.

Snake You Again
It's been a long grift without you, my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I snake you again
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I dox you again
When I dox you again
Damn, who knew?
All the alogging we flew, good kino we been through
That I'd be standing right here sperging at you
'Bout another path, I know we loved to hit the grifters and laugh
But something told me that it wouldn't last
Had to switch up, look at things different, see the bigger picture
Those were the days, good kino forever pays
Now I see you in a better place (see you in a better place)
Uh
How can we not talk about my "business" when hunger's all that I got?
Everything I went through, you were standing there by my side
And now you gon' be against me for the last fight
It's been a long grift without you, my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I snake you again (I'll snake you again)
We've come a long way (yeah, we came a long way)
From where we began (you know we started)
Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I flag you again (I'll tell you)
When I flag you again
First, you both go out your way and the vibe is feeling strong
And what's small turned to a friendship, a friendship turned to a dox
And my starfish will never get cold, your dox will never get lost
(Your dox will never get lost)
And when business come first, then the line will never be crossed
Established it on my own when that line had to be drawn
And that line is what we reached, so remember me when I'm gone
(Remember me when I'm gone)
How can we not talk about superchats when trannies all that I got?
Everything I went through you were standing there by my side
And now you gon' be against me for the last fight
So let my gunt guide you away, yeah
Hold every memory as you go
And every road you take
Will always lead you home, home
It's been a long grift without you, my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I snake you again
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I flag you again
When I flag you again
When I flag you again (yeah, uh)
See you again (yeah, yeah, yeah)
When I snake you again


PS: @AltisticRight any chance you can move/copy similar recent post from PPP's thread here?
 
Crazy Train

All aboard Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Lazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to live
And forget how to hate
Battle wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame
he’s snorting off the rails on a crazy train
He’s snorting off the rails on a crazy train
Let's go
He’s listened to Gunt cheers
He’s largely a fool
he’s watched all the sellouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to drool with no soul
The media sells it, and you live the role
Battle wounds still screaming
Driving him insane
hes sniffing off the rails on a crazy train
He’s sniffing off the rails on a crazy train
he knows that things are going wrong for him
You wont understand his words, yeah
Heirs of a pork war
That's what we've become
Killing his troubles, he’s mentally numb
Crazy, he just cannot bear
Hes living with something that just isn't fair
battle wounds not healing
Salt Papi's to blame
he’s snorting off the rails on a crazy train
He’s snorting off the rails on a crazy train
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
The ledge, Andy, the edge
 
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Seven Piglet Army

I'm gonna eat 'em all
A seven course meal couldn't hold me back
I’m gonna rip them off
Taking their donos right behind their backs
And I'm talking to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Godwinson through my mind
Behind a cigarette
And the message coming from my eyes
Says, "I’m all alone"
Don't wanna hear about it
Every single one's got a story to tell
Everyone knows about it
From the house of Surfer to the mounds of Hell
And if I snake it coming back my way
I'm gonna snake it to you
And that ain't what you want to hear
But that's what I'll do
And the feeling coming from my bones
Says, "Cabins are home"
I'm going to let it thaw
Far from this opera for a boar
I'm gonna eat the straw
Make the sweat drip out of every pore
And I'm eating, and I'm eating, and I'm bleeding
Right before Moloch-lord
All the words are gonna bleed from me
And I will snake no more
And the stains coming from my mud
Tell me, "you have no home"
 
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