Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
But the idea of this bitch getting the equivalent of "$25/hour" because she feels like she deserves it when fast food workers are only finally getting $11 an hour because franchises are that fucking desperate for warm bodies is laughable.
In my locale, a number of fast food joints have bumped their starting pay up to US $14 to $16 and hour in an attempt to get the additional staff they need and still can't get any takers even with the ongoing demands for a $15/hour starting wage.

While there's nothing inherently wrong with wanting retirees to be financially secure, the demand that people on social security receive $52k or more per year is lulzy and sounds exactly like something a NEET such as Polissa would say unironically.

From a more practical standpoint, Social Security can barely afford to pay the benefits it needs to now let alone $52k per person. So Polissa is optimistic :optimistic: AF with her pie in the sky wishes.

So what have the cats been eating if they have no food? I hope they still have dry food, but this is really not something I want to think about. I may earn another tophat or two from thinking about this too much.
If Polissa lies as much as every other grifter regularly documented here, they are probably eating something. That said, one should be asking what the cats are eating if they accept Polissa's premise that she has zero food and she goes through it faster than oxygen.

Guess the snake is gone too.
I think it was you, @toilet_rainbow who may have asked at one point what the snake was eating. If the snake is truly out of the picture, I won't be able to use my shitpost answer that the snake can always eat some of the excess cats🐍.

Don't worry, I don't say that out of cruelty; whatever animals still live there deserve better and I agree with those who've previously stated that they need to be rescued and rehoused if that's feasible. Polissa certainly can't take care of them properly even if she could afford food and supplies -- especially as shown by your latest post:
Animals are starving, but at least Polissa has chocolate covered almonds. Priorities.
 
I was recommended an animal hoarder episode of Hoarders on YouTube. I apologize for the VPN less people region cucked from this vid, but since it's not as infamous as the Poop Lady I don't see this episode discussed often.

The woman in question is a cat hoarder that has completely given up on taking care of the cats. Neighbors down the street have complained of the smell. The house has been condemned because of how badly the cats destroyed the house.


I can't help but think of Polissa when I saw this again. Mrs Raccoon (I'm taking that @Bulk Shopping For Freedom) is next door so I'm sure she has to smell that shit 24/7. Especially if the litter boxes are not in different spots of the house but contained in one hot ass room like Polissa claims.

At least Robyn had a job. I just wouldn't wanna go near her cat shit smelling ass if I needed my hair cut.

Too bad that Polissa has completely burned bridges with Mrs Raccoon for being a neighbor from hell, because maybe Mrs Raccoon could've helped her get spaghetti and Chef Boyardee after Amazon was slow in delivering it.

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But! But! I thought Josh cannot eat spaghetti!

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She didn't buy that Chef Boyardee, of course. Someone bought it for her via wishlist. Same thing with some other food that I am sure is now long gone:

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By the way, whenever I click on her wishlist to see what bullshit she's added to it, I get an invitation to "join" it.

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That means she has privatized it. Lol no, I am not letting Polissa see me on there despite me using a nom de plume on my Amazon account. Having to join her list like I do when a family member tells me what they want for Christmas feels skivvy to me. Especially since Polissa is the exact sort of bitch that will seek retribution over a perceived slight. You can be far more anonymous on a public Amazon account; not as much with a private one. She probably knows who bought her the Chef Boyardee and will be bitching to them if she has their contact info since it didn't come fast enough to her liking.
Oh, wow... Some super kind person put up with her ass and went out of their way to get her something and her commentary on it is that "it's better than nothing". I'm dying.
"Thanks but it's not enough"
"Thanks, it's better than nothing."
It can be funny to me because I'm not giving her anything, but it must suck to try to be nice to someone and get this unappreciative shit in response.
Her Amazon list being labeled with the impression it's for a shelter type situation and not just a hoarder listing crap she wants is pretty shady, too.
I’ve certainly volunteered at nursing homes that also housed people too mentally ill or challenged to take care of themselves. It’s not prison per se but she’d have to wait for the monthly bus ride to Walmart.

Speaking of Walmart. Florence is one of the larger cities of Alabama. She could very likely go to a real grocery store and take advantage of sales that Walmart does not offer. Stretch the SNAP further. Too bad advice is lost on Polissa.

We’re also dealing with another beggar that acts like she is above food banks despite just having put food bank shit like spaghetti on her Amazon list.

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(I need to look up this tranny that thinks that not wearing a mask is eugenics. That’s not how it works.)

She also is more focused on feeding her porcine ass before her pets, who also have no food themselves.

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Animals are starving, but at least Polissa has chocolate covered almonds. Priorities.
How has no help come in days when you're waiting on your Amazon sketti-os and raviolis?
Good thing she has a sprinkler for her weird road-side gas-fume garden. I don't know how anyone could water that little dirt patch without one.
 
I’ve certainly volunteered at nursing homes that also housed people too mentally ill or challenged to take care of themselves. It’s not prison per se but she’d have to wait for the monthly bus ride to Walmart.

Speaking of Walmart. Florence is one of the larger cities of Alabama. She could very likely go to a real grocery store and take advantage of sales that Walmart does not offer. Stretch the SNAP further. Too bad advice is lost on Polissa.

We’re also dealing with another beggar that acts like she is above food banks despite just having put food bank shit like spaghetti on her Amazon list.

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(I need to look up this tranny that thinks that not wearing a mask is eugenics. That’s not how it works.)

She also is more focused on feeding her porcine ass before her pets, who also have no food themselves.

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I think this troon is saying that other people not wearing masks is eugenics, because of course the non mask wearers want the immunocompromised troon to die. This retard... Surely they realize that masks are PERSONAL protection equipment... Meaning that wearing an N95 will keep you alive even if people are coughing all over you. How do doctors and nurses in hospitals stay alive?? We'll never know, it's a mystery. These Twitter retards literally can't think for shit. I wish Elongated Muskrat would have burned it down instead of wimping out.
 
In my locale, a number of fast food joints have bumped their starting pay up to US $14 to $16 and hour in an attempt to get the additional staff they need and still can't get any takers even with the ongoing demands for a $15/hour starting wage.

While there's nothing inherently wrong with wanting retirees to be financially secure, the demand that people on social security receive $52k or more per year is lulzy and sounds exactly like something a NEET such as Polissa would say unironically.

From a more practical standpoint, Social Security can barely afford to pay the benefits it needs to now let alone $52k per person. So Polissa is optimistic :optimistic: AF with her pie in the sky wishes.


If Polissa lies as much as every other grifter regularly documented here, they are probably eating something. That said, one should be asking what the cats are eating if they accept Polissa's premise that she has zero food and she goes through it faster than oxygen.


I think it was you, @toilet_rainbow who may have asked at one point what the snake was eating. If the snake is truly out of the picture, I won't be able to use my shitpost answer that the snake can always eat some of the excess cats🐍.

Don't worry, I don't say that out of cruelty; whatever animals still live there deserve better and I agree with those who've previously stated that they need to be rescued and rehoused if that's feasible. Polissa certainly can't take care of them properly even if she could afford food and supplies -- especially as shown by your latest post:
I still see around $11 an hour in my area, but some places have gone up to $15. Mostly retail versus food service. Considering how fucking awful working conditions are, however, both from management and the customers, I don't blame people for going "fuck this shit" en masse. They still deserve more respect and pay than Ms "I blew all my SNAP in four days on soda and junk, I'm gonna starve!"

Hey, sometimes the best humor in a situation is the morbid sort.

Looks like the animals do have food, it's just not the "good shit" or whatever. So Polissa is stretching the truth at least, which is on brand with an e beggar.

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(Is this really the best photo she has of the cats?)

Polissa is so damn dumb, though. It does not occur to her that lying about the animals not having (dry) food is just as bad as admitting that she does not have enough litter boxes for her cats to the point that they're shitting in her bed, or that she just plain can't care for the animals at all. Those animals would be so far better off in a goddamned kill shelter (if they're even healthy, since hoarder animals are usually so sick that they need to be put down anyway).

Oh, wow... Some super kind person put up with her ass and went out of their way to get her something and her commentary on it is that "it's better than nothing". I'm dying.
"Thanks but it's not enough"
"Thanks, it's better than nothing."
It can be funny to me because I'm not giving her anything, but it must suck to try to be nice to someone and get this unappreciative shit in response.
Her Amazon list being labeled with the impression it's for a shelter type situation and not just a hoarder listing crap she wants is pretty shady, too.

How has no help come in days when you're waiting on your Amazon sketti-os and raviolis?
Good thing she has a sprinkler for her weird road-side gas-fume garden. I don't know how anyone could water that little dirt patch without one.

She really is ungrateful for what she has/gets. We see it all the time with her regarding government assistance. As @Kiwi Lime Pie said, nothing wrong with making sure that seniors can afford to live. Polissa, however, seems to believe that she needs to have a whole fucking Mello Yello and bath bomb filled lifestyle bankrolled for her by the dole. Absolutely ludicrous. She whines that she can only afford to pay the bills, but that's what SSDI is for.

I think this troon is saying that other people not wearing masks is eugenics, because of course the non mask wearers want the immunocompromised troon to die. This retard... Surely they realize that masks are PERSONAL protection equipment... Meaning that wearing an N95 will keep you alive even if people are coughing all over you. How do doctors and nurses in hospitals stay alive?? We'll never know, it's a mystery. These Twitter retards literally can't think for shit. I wish Elongated Muskrat would have burned it down instead of wimping out.
I'm pretty sure that is what troon is saying too. It's still utterly stupid, especially at this point. Even the stricter areas of Northern Europe have dropped mask mandates save for a couple privately owned businesses. If someone wants to wear a mask, fine. Just don't be a douchebag about it. Same for the opposite.

I'm now mad that I didn't screencap and archive that tweet where Polissa said that you wanted to kill disabled people if you walked around without a mask. I can't find it, so if anyone sees it, please do so. Otherwise this is heresay since I don't have proof. Heaven forbid I just want to look through Twitter at 7 am without having to screencap every single hot take.
 
It won't let me quote the post for some reason but I could swear I saw her crabbing about how "all these coughing people definitely do not just have allergies" that pretty much insinuated people wanted her to die. I couldn't find it before I had to go do some stuff but I did get to relive some amazing Polissa hits, like working harder than medieval peasants, and also her autism is self diagnosed, because of course it is...
Let's see if I can work mobile right:

*ETA: she's having a fit about being sent to the nursing home over a diagnosis she doesn't even have. This gal is too much.
 

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I still want to see whiny shits like Polissa sit at a loom to make their own fabric then sew a dress and bake a loaf of bread and make some stew for dinner every time they tout this 'MeDiEvAl PeAsAnTs HaD iT bEtTeR tHaN mY dIsAbLeD (lazy) aSs' shit.
I am disabled with small pox and my husband lost his foot to gangrene. I need salve for my bubonic plague. Also my fleas all need their shots. My garden didn't yield enough because I planted it right next to the road and horses keep trampling it!

Well the gangrene thing is a real possibility with that diet. He's already got neuropathy.

Did she give up on crowdfunding that divorce so he could wash dishes and move them to Florida because Alabama is going to kill him? 😔
 
Anytime I feel a little down, I can always look to this thread and instantly feel better about myself because I'll never be as lazy as this bitch. I also tend to eat a bunch of walmart dinners which probably aren't good for me because I'm just too lazy to cook, but at least:

1) I can admit I'm lazy and
2) I have a source of income that isn't sucking of the governments teat and begging for money on twitter.

I solved my problem of taking care of animals by not getting any in the first place. Problem solved. I really hope her neighbors get them kicked the fuck out and save those poor animals from a fate worse than death. The house might be beyond saving though with the fetid stench of rancid cat piss and shit soaked into the walls and floors.
 
It won't let me quote the post for some reason but I could swear I saw her crabbing about how "all these coughing people definitely do not just have allergies" that pretty much insinuated people wanted her to die. I couldn't find it before I had to go do some stuff but I did get to relive some amazing Polissa hits, like working harder than medieval peasants, and also her autism is self diagnosed, because of course it is...
Let's see if I can work mobile right:

*ETA: she's having a fit about being sent to the nursing home over a diagnosis she doesn't even have. This gal is too much.

I definitely remember that tweet too. She's had a couple tweets like that, even. I also remember seeing one where she went "fuck people for walking around in public and fuck Trump and Biden for fucking with muh benefits/economy." The political ones where she's very angry are the ones that she tends to delete, I suppose. Definitely worth at least screencapping on sight.

I still want to see whiny shits like Polissa sit at a loom to make their own fabric then sew a dress and bake a loaf of bread and make some stew for dinner every time they tout this 'MeDiEvAl PeAsAnTs HaD iT bEtTeR tHaN mY dIsAbLeD (lazy) aSs' shit.
I am disabled with small pox and my husband lost his foot to gangrene. I need salve for my bubonic plague. Also my fleas all need their shots. My garden didn't yield enough because I planted it right next to the road and horses keep trampling it!

Well the gangrene thing is a real possibility.with that diet. He's already got neuropathy.

Did she give up on crowdfunding that divorce so he could wash dishes and move them to Florida because Alabama is going to kill him? 😔
The medieval peasant tweet is peak Polissa having no sense of reality. Definitely one of the favorite political hot takes. A medieval peasant would coom at the thought of having the chance at their own property, or an actual wage, or government assistance like retirement or food stamps. Most American workers also don't work for the literal entire day in the outdoors. Polissa (as do most of us) would not last five hours as a medieval peasant. We could do much better, but we could also do much worse.

I haven't heard anything more about Florida. A little more about the divorce crowdfunding, but I suppose it hasn't advanced to actually making a GoFraudMe yet. That requires icky effort.
 
Growing vegetables can actually be fairly expensive in like, start up costs. You need to till the soil (usually with a rototiller uless you are either jacked to shit or have a small garden, then you can use a hoe) amend the soil with stuff like manure and compost. Buy seeds or starter plants. Most vegetables like tomatoes will require supplemental feeding so buy some plant food.

Growing vegetables as a cost saving measure is only worth it if you have a large garden, are very italian or grow like speciality squash and sell them for a buck a squash
 
Do we have a photo of Josh? I want to see how huge he is

Nvm he's quite thin. Guess she inhales all the food before he gets to it. It would be very frustrating to be a regular sized dude in a constant food crisis, only to watch your 400lb gf slurp up a box of pizza pockets.


Also her linked in makes me laugh. Joins a work website, only to write her experience as "disabled"
 

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Do we have a photo of Josh? I want to see how huge he is

Nvm he's quite thin. Guess she inhales all the food before he gets to it. It would be very frustrating to be a regular sized dude in a constant food crisis, only to watch your 400lb gf slurp up a box of pizza pockets.


Also her linked in makes me laugh. Joins a work website, only to write her experience as "disabled"
I saw this with an IRL gender special friend I'd had since I was a kid. Smart girl, good family and upbringing, good education... Got BPD and self diagnosed "autism" and all of a sudden she's disabled and can't work, mooching off my mom. Imagine my surprise when I found her Twitter and other social media including LinkedIn that resembled Polissa's: "Disabled at Capitalism Sucks"

This "enby" dummy was going full BPD on main including threatening anyone who annoyed her (including me and my mom who were supposedly keeping her alive, and threatening to choke out her elderly parents over nothing) anyway sperg sperg sperg, the point is she was making herself unemployable on the open internet on purpose and then claiming no jobs ever gave her a chance.

She put her Twitter username on her resume, which she put online with her full legal name on it, and then couldn't believe that people like myself or potential employers could find it! I see the saaaame shit with Polissa. Intentionally ruining your chances of survival so you have to depend on others is such a crazy BPD asshole thing to do. Makes me MATI.

My most fervent wish is that someone would just make Twitter disappear. I only laugh at Polissa so I don't cry.
 
Do we have a photo of Josh? I want to see how huge he is

Nvm he's quite thin. Guess she inhales all the food before he gets to it. It would be very frustrating to be a regular sized dude in a constant food crisis, only to watch your 400lb gf slurp up a box of pizza pockets.


Also her linked in makes me laugh. Joins a work website, only to write her experience as "disabled"
Not even just disabled. but disabled hippie, like that's somehow more employable? Guess we now have our proof she doesn't wash though.
 
I saw this with an IRL gender special friend I'd had since I was a kid. Smart girl, good family and upbringing, good education... Got BPD and self diagnosed "autism" and all of a sudden she's disabled and can't work, mooching off my mom. Imagine my surprise when I found her Twitter and other social media including LinkedIn that resembled Polissa's: "Disabled at Capitalism Sucks"

This "enby" dummy was going full BPD on main including threatening anyone who annoyed her (including me and my mom who were supposedly keeping her alive, and threatening to choke out her elderly parents over nothing) anyway sperg sperg sperg, the point is she was making herself unemployable on the open internet on purpose and then claiming no jobs ever gave her a chance.

She put her Twitter username on her resume, which she put online with her full legal name on it, and then couldn't believe that people like myself or potential employers could find it! I see the saaaame shit with Polissa. Intentionally ruining your chances of survival so you have to depend on others is such a crazy BPD asshole thing to do. Makes me MATI.

My most fervent wish is that someone would just make Twitter disappear. I only laugh at Polissa so I don't cry.
That's probably what Alyssa is doing too. She bitches about having a thread and claims that's probably preventing her from getting a job, yet she posts increasingly dumb shit.
 
That's probably what Alyssa is doing too. She bitches about having a thread and claims that's probably preventing her from getting a job, yet she posts increasingly dumb shit.
I was just reading Alyssa's thread, I agree. Having a nasty dildo video at the top of your Twitter is totally what employers are looking for these days. Let's fervently hope Polissa never does a sex work arc.
 
I wheezed at "hippie." Polissa is a lot of things, but hippie she is not. Even hippies on pot farms work harder than her.

Polissa was given more money by suckers:

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I think Polissa just ordered takeaway, but I'd kill for another Walmart receipt. I wanna see how many 12 packs of Mello Yello she bought when her animals need food.

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Remember how Kyttie would tell black Baptist churches that she was a Pagan so that they'd turn her away from their food banks? I think Polissa would pull something similar.

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I have family in Finland where the VAT is 14%.

9.5% is high in the South, but I doubt that's just for food. Where I live they also add additional 1% sale taxes to everything for maintaining the roads and to fund schools. Doubt Alabama has a soda tax a la NYC. She also has the option of food banks, but would rather not on the grounds of despising religion and feeling she is above "survival food."

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I don't know if this is for retail wages or the fact that someone gave her that $15 she mentioned above.

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"I'd pay it forward if I could!"

x to doubt

Update: Well this solves that mystery. She did eat out. I guess she and Josh ate $45 of food in one sitting, because she's currently begging for food again.

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I am very curious at what Polissa and Josh eat when they go out or order in.
 
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I wheezed at "hippie." Polissa is a lot of things, but hippie she is not. Even hippies on pot farms work harder than her.
Perhaps, I'm wrong because I'm a generation too late, but I always had the impressions that hippies who lived together on communes had the expectation that everyone would contribute something and there was no room for freeloaders.

That's why e-beggers that claim to be hippies, pro-communism, etc. are so entertaining :story: . They expect everyone else to provide everything while the provide absolutely nothing for what they consume.

Update: Well this solves that mystery. She did eat out. I guess she and Josh ate $45 of food in one sitting, because she's currently begging for food again.
To be fair, restaurant prices have increased since COVID hit because of rising food costs, labor issues, etc. Dinner for two at any reputable restaurant can easily cost $45 today.

That said, Polissa and Josh are the type that could easy hit or exceed that price point with what they eat in terms of quantity or price (or both). As we've seen with other grifters, those that get "enough money" for food often spend it with no though as to how to maximize their food budgets with the money they have on hand. Polissa and Josh are no exception base don what's been posted so far.
 
Perhaps, I'm wrong because I'm a generation too late, but I always had the impressions that hippies who lived together on communes had the expectation that everyone would contribute something and there was no room for freeloaders.

That's why e-beggers that claim to be hippies, pro-communism, etc. are so entertaining :story: . They expect everyone else to provide everything while the provide absolutely nothing for what they consume.


To be fair, restaurant prices have increased since COVID hit because of rising food costs, labor issues, etc. Dinner for two at any reputable restaurant can easily cost $45 today.

That said, Polissa and Josh are the type that could easy hit or exceed that price point with what they eat in terms of quantity or price (or both). As we've seen with other grifters, those that get "enough money" for food often spend it with no though as to how to maximize their food budgets with the money they have on hand. Polissa and Josh are no exception base don what's been posted so far.
That's certainly the impression I got too. I guess they look at old pictures of hippies dancing at Woodstock or getting high, and think that's all they did? At least the OG hippies actually protested against Nam and shit.

That is true. I just see Polissa as the type of person to Doordash $30+ of McDonalds when it would've been $10 at the store because she doesn't want to go out. She also has a history of eating a family sized box of Hot Pockets and sides within a meal or two, so the chances of leftovers despite how fucking huge American restaurant portions are are slim. There's not knowing how to compare price per ounce and the whatnot, and then there's just not giving a shit. I doubt she has never heard of BOGOs, or coupons. She either doesn't care or thinks they're for "poor people" inferior to her. I also suppose that if it's not "your" money, then why try to stretch the value ever so slightly?
 
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