Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Balanced Boomer]

Is there any way to find out exactly what kind of Canadian this nigger qualified for before losing it and how did he qualify because the only disabilities I'm seeing on this greasy, fat dog-fucker are self-inflicted obesity and genital mutilation. What exactly about this balding numale is keeping him from getting a real job? Is there some magical double-logic where they don't consider troons to be mentally ill yet somehow they qualify for government gibs because fuck it? No way this upper middleclass-raised retard could have actually argued for some welfare for being impoverished, right?

Fucking leafs need to sort this shit.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

He says it's a $200 keyboard or whatever, but you can buy those caps from chinks for like $10. Amazon Canada the most expensive are $60 CDN.
I'm guessing the keyboard isn't actually worth that much.

Spoiler: keycaps

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Want to add real quick that anyone who buys this or things like it deserve immediate execution.

 

[Enyo]

Fucking leafs need to sort this shit.

Day of the ro...rake

 

[Churros con Manteca]

The person who made the giant thread privated their account, so I can't get a proper archive. Here's the full screenshot from the tweet you posted. If you guys know any ways to read/upscale low-resolution text, be my guest.

I think a way reconstructing the text could be using an OCR application, but I don't think it would be worth.

"Girls are suppose to suck at video games as they are inferior to men just like in everything else they do. UWU! I am so edgy and cute!" I'll rape your mom TERF scum!

My bet would be he wouldn't even be able to get past 10 levels in Mario Maker 2 easy endless and those are basically auto, hold right, power up spam or the goal is right next to the beginning of the level

Fails at a Cool Math Game. Proceeds to have a nuclear reactor core meltdown.

Why is his profile picture Shrek? Is his sense of humor just going through older and older memes? Next thing you know he's gonna be talking about this really funny picture of a girl holding Goosebumps books.

I would kinda compare it when they use any Chad meme, albeit they'll always look lame.

this genuinely made me double take

No fam, I'd never speak shit 'bout you, you are really lovable and cool.

 

[John Freeman]

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My favorite bit:
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Holy fuck the way he talks. Like he stretches out every word and has an upwards inflection at the end of every sentence. And of course his voice is unmistakably male, albeit he sounds like a 14 year old.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Why is his profile picture Shrek? Is his sense of humor just going through older and older memes? Next thing you know he's gonna be talking about this really funny picture of a girl holding Goosebumps books.

Guess what? Lucas already changed his profile picture. Semper fi, my good Kiwi.

Fake gamer. There’s no way he played anything other than Sonic as a kid.
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That’s just great.
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Yes we all know, you bring it up constantly.
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That Ditto plush is $130. Can gay Twitter fuck up Lucas already?
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Was this necessary? Did you really have to tweet this? Needy asshat.
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This is in response to Bobposting’s NSFW private account. Lucas is a desperate pedophile who isn’t lacking money.
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Are volcels anything other than incels with a different name?
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[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

Guess what? Lucas already changed his profile picture. Semper fi, my good Kiwi.
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Fake gamer. There’s no way he played anything other than Sonic as a kid.
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Correct me if I'm wrong Zeldafags, but isn't the whole setting of the game a Medieval timeframe? where most people would never even leave their town, much less section of a village? Honestly this type of not even clever shilling for this stuff is annoying and reddit tier shit, like those that support free healthcare because "pokemon has it in their world" (i'm not kidding those people exist"
Also Keffal's new profile pic looks ugly, much likes his HRT/fast food ridden body. Since its been confirmed he lives in Toronto, I wonder how he would live in say rural Newfoundland or Yukon, just something to think about.

 

[Ptolemy]

I personally believe that the train joke is just a gay larp, but it’s somewhat true.

Bonus alcoholism plus a train for someone with better knowledge than me to identify.

Not sure if someone has pointed it out yet, but this is a GO train, not a Toronto subway train. These GO trains are intercity trains that connect much of southern Ontario.

Go train service between Toronto and London started in September 2021, his tweet is from December 2021.

If it is December in Canada, shouldn't there be snow on the ground in the photo? Well, the temperatures had been averaging above zero for over a week before the 6th, and we can see from a picture taken on that day just outside the city that the precipitation was rain, rather than snow.

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TL;DR Lucas takes the train to commute around Southern Ontario, presumably to meet his mother in London. GO trains just began running between London and Toronto just months before the recorded trip, he has also confirmed riding the train again in May 2022. He certainly lives in Southern Ontario.

I know this is kinda overkill but I had the knowledge.

 

[Bani]

Correct me if I'm wrong Zeldafags, but isn't the whole setting of the game a Medieval timeframe? where most people would never even leave their town, much less section of a village? Honestly this type of not even clever shilling for this stuff is annoying and reddit tier shit, like those that support free healthcare because "pokemon has it in their world" (i'm not kidding those people exist"
Also Keffal's new profile pic looks ugly, much likes his HRT/fast food ridden body. Since its been confirmed he lives in Toronto, I wonder how he would live in say rural Newfoundland or Yukon, just something to think about.

It's a joke. I think it might be a dig at Not Just Bikes.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

It's a joke. I think it might be a dig at Not Just Bikes.

I hate to say this and be kinda dickish but, Literally who?

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

I was looking at the time stamps for Lucas’s recent tweets and I don’t think he slept at all.

A regular fatass, sure.
No archive because archive.ph is being awful.
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I love name searching constantly.
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Things you won’t be able to unsee
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Here’s our foot fetish troon. I like the womanly shoulder width.

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The return of this hambeast.

Who wants to bet on those moments involving either sex or drugs?
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Caveman troon

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I hate people who do all caps for no good reason.
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Do you just hate everything Lucas?
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This remains pathetic. I’m also confused with what Lucas is saying. Is he trying to trans Hideki, gas himself up, or compliment randoms? The last one seems unlikely to me.
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Cope, Reddit, nigger
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It’s called doxing and it’s an art. Think someone’s a pedophile? Just post their address.
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Edit:

Genocide the troons via starvation? Ok then.
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I refuse to archive this.

 

[Churros con Manteca]

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Your parting style, receding line and greasy ass hair only show how wretched you look Lucas. Go take a shower, you obese buffoon.

 

[John Freeman]

I hate to say this and be kinda dickish but, Literally who?

Spergan planning channel. Dude is a fan of walkable roads, public transport infrastructure etc. basically generic social-commie-whatever the fuck. Walkable infrastructure and public transport is nice if you’re in a Nordic country with fewer cars per capita than school shootings.

 

[behindyourightnow]

It's a meme but it's not really a dig at the original. I think most people posting it agree that mixed-use neighborhoods are good, they just think it's funny to replace the original picture with video games.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Losing his boost from shitting on Destiny and that charity thing.

How does it feel to be slowly fading into obscurity? Maybe save the gibs a bit for when it all runs out.


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Archive.ph shit the bed. Sorry,

 

[who dare wins?]

Not sure if someone has pointed it out yet, but this is a GO train, not a Toronto subway train. These GO trains are intercity trains that connect much of southern Ontario.

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Go train service between Toronto and London started in September 2021, his tweet is from December 2021.

If it is December in Canada, shouldn't there be snow on the ground in the photo? Well, the temperatures had been averaging above zero for over a week before the 6th, and we can see from a picture taken on that day just outside the city that the precipitation was rain, rather than snow.

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TL;DR Lucas takes the train to commute around Southern Ontario, presumably to meet his mother in London. GO trains just began running between London and Toronto just months before the recorded trip, he has also confirmed riding the train again in May 2022. He certainly lives in Southern Ontario.

I know this is kinda overkill but I had the knowledge.

Does this mean the current dox about him is somewhat out of date? I may not be lurking enough but this information he lives between two places of residence, and we already know about one place (unless that already is in southern Ontario) since OP signifies that Lucas does live with his mother at the moment? I am not too sure

Edit: I am a retard disregard this

On the comment of his eating and dieting, holy fuck how has this guy not gained significant weight. I mean a bit of TMI but I have gained a slight amount just by keeping the same diet and cutting down some exercise every now and again, considering he is on his ass doing jack shit he should be rapidly gaining fat by this point in time. Also love the absolutely retarded response where he can't wrangle his tongue and keep his fucking mouth shut. If he did this would have just boiled over

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Losing his boost from shitting on Destiny and that charity thing.

How does it feel to be slowly fading into obscurity? Maybe save the gibs a bit for when it all runs out.

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Archive.ph shit the bed. Sorry,

For these people online relevancy fades just as quickly their gender euphoria, both leaving nothing behind but a disgraceful plainly visible mess that will cripple them for the rest of their life.

I guess that's the tranny lifestyle though. A moment of excitement in exchange for permanent obsolescence.

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't this guy supposedly in some kind of life and death war against us? Why isn't he even talking about us? We feel sad.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Isn't this guy supposedly in some kind of life and death war against us? Why isn't he even talking about us? We feel sad.

I’m amused about the final boss of transphobes (Null) having a higher concurrent viewer count with little advertisement and zero bots.

Cope, seethe, dilate Keffals.

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[SNAFU]

If any of you want to feel pain right now, Lucas has been playing Zelda for 5 hours and is STILL in the tutorial of the game, something that only takes 30-60 minutes. Yes, he is this retarded at video games, just like anything else in life he does.

How can someone reach the age of 30 and be shit at everything