Yeah it seems unlikely. Guess we'll just pile all the expensive looking stuff on the few carts we have then?
This is probably going to be a bad idea but Glaukon samples the strange substance in the cauldron.
The cauldron is the Cauldron of the Contimuum. If you murder three elves, then dismember them and place their corpses in the cauldron, then cook them and eat them within 2 days, there's a 10% chance that you become immortal for 1d100 days, and can only die if you're decapitated. Note that they said immortal, not invincible, but I'm pretty sure that they meant to say invincible.
The substance that you drank is the Philter of Troll Lust. You are now a "sexual object" for all trolls within 100 feet. All trolls will seek to mate with you, by force if necessary. They will not stop until they are physically unable to continue. This lasts for 6 hours.
Gregek stands a good distance away from Glaukon and makes sure not to make eye contact with anyone (or their boobs)
Also, did we actually look in the chest we found? If not Gregek will look inside it.
It's full of books, jewelry, and one weapon for each of you (choose your preferred type.)
Nah, I like the idea of using this as our base. We stash our loot here and make this a temple to the fire gods.
Stienmar articulates this while staring at Sybil's chest and drooling.
"Blaargghhhh like, we shoulld BOOOOBIIESSS......use this blaaaaaahubabababababa cave as, like, a temple to Kalihar. It's been sancified in the blood of our enemies and stuff. That would be cool."
Alright, you're free to try.
Fair enough. Sybil decides to look at her new bra in the looted mirrors.
You look in the mirror
S? Ok. You look in all three.
The first mirror is the Mirror of Addition. You gain a random body part in a random place. In your case, you get an extra upper left leg attached to your chest, and can no longer wear clothing or armor not specifically designed for someone with your condition. The second mirror is the Mirror of Subtraction. You lose a random body part. In your case, it's your torso. However, this isn't lethal. In fact, you don't lose any LP at all. You're now divided up into four parts, pelvis+legs, left arm, right arm, and head. You can move one limb at a time if your neck is firmly pressed against it. The last mirror is the Mirror of Subtraction. You gain a random mental illness. The mental illness that you get is Erotophonophilia. For the next 35 months, you will want to kill people for sexual reasons. Your Debauchery score goes up by 25 points to 38, so you are now cool with vaginal sex (before, you were only cool with oral, and only if you didn't have to swallow.) You're going to have to make a Drive check at TH 15 constantly or you'll try to murder the next person (not animal, monster, etc.
person) you see. If at least one witness is around, you may make a second check, but you may must make this check every minute (unless you passed your first check, but you'll still frequently have to make that one again), but this second check just lets you wait until there are not witnesses. You also gain 19 points in the Choleric Temperament.
You pass your first Drive check for Erotophonophilia.
Also, note that Erotophonophilia (which I am just going to call murder-fetish from now on because fuck that word) doesn't actually require you to fuck corpses or anything. You just want to kill people.
Use some more magic items guys!
