Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Pig Cups]

I wonder if he's talking about Jr

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Imagine if this was due to Cali lurking here and pointing out to Jack that some of our criticisms about his technique just *MIGHT* be valid, and suggesting slight improvements to shut us up? I imagine that would result in an argument.

I know, I know, GiveMe Rainbows.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Jack's certainly in an "I'M NOT ANGY" mood this morning.

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Also, what conspiracy is he suggesting? I'd normally insinuate that Jack is hinting that he's a serial killer who's targeting young black men as the dual object of his sexual fascination and self-repulsion, but that sounds like too much effort for this stroke-addled lazy man.

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Taurine...PLANT...

Ah yes, an essential amino acid for known vegetarians: housecats. You fucking mushbrain.

 

[Aaway]

I wonder if he's talking about Jr

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nah, he's just referring to the hAtErZ on social media who dare not agree with what he's saying 24/7. he's posted something similar on FB before

i love the response to the tweet though

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Does this mean KEEEETO is over?

 

[Pig Cups]

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Does this mean KEEEETO is over?

“If I can remember to.”

At least he’s setting the expectations low right out the gate. Because, of course, the guy who finds it too taxing to include print recipes in his video descriptions is totally going to go out of his way to include temperature conversions for all of those dirty, non-‘murican foreigners.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Damn, if only there was a way to prevent that from happening. Cut your grass and pick up after her you stupid fuck.

That would involve him doing actual work and not having Mommywife do it for him.

IIRC, there were sports events on the TVs in the background. Maybe that’s deserving of a copyright strike?

Doubtful. I'm pretty sure he's filmed in places that have had sportsball on TV and it's never been taken down.

I'm guessing it was a mistake on Strokey's part and he hit the wrong button.

Jack's certainly in an "I'M NOT ANGY" mood this morning.

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Also, what conspiracy is he suggesting? I'd normally insinuate that Jack is hinting that he's a serial killer who's targeting young black men as the dual object of his sexual fascination and self-repulsion, but that sounds like too much effort for this stroke-addled lazy man.

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ETA: Town Square Social is back! The video remains at 9 minutes 10 seconds, and the kid saying "Jack" is still in there. The strokebrain works in mysterious ways.

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LOL! Mushbrain here saying to be kind when he's the most negative and angy little bitch around. Seriously. Does he honestly think he's being kind when he bitches out the service staff?

Remember this is the asshole that said when he goes to Red Robin and gets his food he puts in the order for his free refill of fries right then and if they don't bring them out immediately he starts taking away the server's tip. That's what an asshole does.

Taurine and Guarana...the cousins of meth. Sheer lunacy. Just like thinking keto on the label = healthy.

It's like that whole meme that went around a couple years ago that processed cheese is one molecule away from being plastic. Anybody that knows the first thing about chemistry knows that that statement is crazy. It's like salt is one atom away from being chlorine or saying water is one atom away from being pure hydrogen. And then the point is not that the cheese is plastic but it's "plastic" in that it's a substance or material that is easily molded or shaped or it melts well.

The two chemicals, Taurine and Guarana, are literally nothing like meth so I'm guessing that his "doctor" is actually the chiropractor we saw on his Fat on the Go BBQ wars videos.

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Does this mean KEEEETO is over?

Please. He'll be insisting that KETO = healthy until he suffers his final stroke which will kill him.

And who in their right mind would take health tips from this fat faggot?

“If I can remember to.”

At least he’s setting the expectations low right out the gate. Because, of course, the guy who finds it too taxing to include print recipes in his video descriptions is totally going to go out of his way to include temperature conversions for all of those dirty, non-‘murican foreigners.

And even if some dirty foreigners with their fancy metric system can't do the conversion themselves a lot of places still use Imperial measures for things.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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Does this mean KEEEETO is over?

Is Julia and June over now?

 

[Sable]

Is Julia and June over now?

I'd suspect this is probably more likely than him abandoning the KETOOOOO that he's already not really doing.

After all, his video being blocked probably made him angy, but actually changing how he does those recipes will take work (for Tammy) so he'll probably just change to something else entirely out of spite.

 

[rubytintedchix]

He also promised us Gordon Ramsey or Guy Fieri in September. He better not back peddle on that.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Does this mean KEEEETO is over?

If Jack mistakes F for C, he's going to have even more undercooked food

 

[Scrim]

If Jack mistakes F for C, he's going to have even more undercooked food

We can only hope to be so lucky.

 

[DontEatThat]

“If I can remember to.”

So that means he wont do it.

 

[AnOminous]

He also promised us Gordon Ramsey or Guy Fieri in September. He better not back peddle on that.

He should make that grilled cheese recipe that Ramsay completely Jacked up. By fucking it up he might actually get an edible grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I'd suspect this is probably more likely than him abandoning the KETOOOOO that he's already not really doing.

After all, his video being blocked probably made him angy, but actually changing how he does those recipes will take work (for Tammy) so he'll probably just change to something else entirely out of spite.

There's a good chance Tammy shut it down, Jack is buying a lot of stuff to make these videos and it certainly cost her a pretty penny. They're having money worries and the one thing she can shut down without issue is her manbaby husband's channel. The one thing she needs to say is: "All right, Jack. You can continue doing the channel, but you're the one paying for it now!", meaning Jack won't be able to keep the channel afloat as he earns fuckall from it. Depending on how active his brother is on bankrolling this idiot, it might be the slow death of Cooking with Jack!

Does this mean KEEEETO is over?

Jack is having trouble either in sourcing meat or in bankrolling the expenses for the channel. Cutting down on Jagoff's playing time as chef is the one sensible way to save money in that household, meaning it's very likely that either Tammy told him to fuck off and stop wasting so much money on that money drain of a channel or their debt is growing to the point he can't piss away as much as he does in buying all those meats and the like. If Tech Time goes bust as well it confirms the former!

 

[Pig Cups]

He should make that grilled cheese recipe that Ramsay completely Jacked up. By fucking it up he might actually get an edible grilled cheese sandwich.

This may be a highly unpopular opinion, but that sandwich really isn’t *that* bad.

I fully understand that Ramsay’s version is unconventional, and is a total departure from what we associate a grilled cheese as (thin slices of griddled bread with American/cheddar), so the criticism is valid.

BUT…I am a big fan of sharp cheeses and ferments, so I tried it myself. I sliced the bread slightly thinner, and the cheeses substantially thinner (to encourage a better melting factor). And I used a panini press so that the bread toasted evenly without burning. All in all, it is very different from the grilled cheese I grew up with, but it’s still quite delicious. It’s just…different. The kimchi adds a nice touch to balance out the cheesiness, as Ramsay pointed out.

The sandwich is very good as long as you don’t use Ramsay’s jacked-up cooking method (thick slices, cooking in the fireplace on cast-iron, etc.).

 

[Gentlebastard]

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Does this mean KEEEETO is over?

"[...]giving healthy replacement ideas in the video if available[...]"
"When making your third leftover freezer brisket sandwich of the day, use slices of the flat instead of the point!"

 

[Aunt Myrna]

So for the last few years Jack has been doing healthy cooking. At least as far as he is concerned. How much worse will it get now that he is doing "regular recipes"?

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

So for the last few years Jack has been doing healthy cooking. At least as far as he is concerned. How much worse will it get now that he is doing "regular recipes"?

The entirety of that portion of Tennessee will become uninhabitable due to the amount of sugar and fat that has swept across the land

 

[Pig Cups]

So for the last few years Jack has been doing healthy cooking. At least as far as he is concerned. How much worse will it get now that he is doing "regular recipes"?

"Uhkay guys, today I'm bringing you a new lazy man’s recipe. This is called a Yankee Doodle Casserole. It's uh ah eh um taking the ingredients that...uh are the tastiest and we wanna uuhhhhhh...eat the most of. I dunno about you guys, but I’m tired of healthy KETO recipes. I wanna celebrate and have some fun, so come on in close and I’ll show you!”

(Proceeds to mix a shipment of Bacon Up, a package of white sugar, a gallon of canola oil, a cylinder of non-iodized table salt, 4 bricks of cream cheese, 2 pillows of Great Value shredded cheese, a bottle of soy sauce, a bottle of liquid smoke, a little of all the spices in his cabinet, a jar of salsa, and some leftover chili into a large floppy bowl.)

“Beautiful.”

(Proceeds to taste, but declares it so delicious that he starts to shovel down the entire bowl of death goop while chewing like a cow and staring off into space. His heart then explodes like a water balloon in his chest before he can sign off.)

 

[AnOminous]

I fully understand that Ramsay’s version is unconventional, and is a total departure from what we associate a grilled cheese as (thin slices of griddled bread with American/cheddar), so the criticism is valid.

That's why it isn't a grilled cheese sandwich, though, which is what the title advertised. In a grilled cheese sandwich, the cheese is the star of the show, but not ordinary cheese. It has to be super-melty. It's a comfort dish. Any time I make grilled cheese, I want something that goes with the tomato soup I'm probably also making.

I do love super-pungent cheeses like Limburger, Gorgonzola, that weird one literally called "Stinking Bishop."

But that is not what I think of when I think "grilled cheese."

That's why I think he Jacked up that dish. He didn't understand what the common people (like me) actually want out of a grilled cheese sandwich, and that's comfort, not challenge.