Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Jack Awful]

"They are a website filled with users that ruin people and go after them"
As far as I and everyone here know, kiwifarms just archives the shit YOU do.

Is it our fault you are a goldmine of content?

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Keffals is "opening up" about the "harassment" he has recieved.
He says he has no idea what we are talking about while using terminology that is nowhere to be found other than on this forum.


Archive

All he had to do was not be a milky retard.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Ok, Islam dump. Here’s an edit courtesy of @LikeAStone to start us off:
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And here’s the rest in no particular order in a spoiler.

Spoiler: Warning: Ugly and Fat

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A message for Lucas:
God forgives, I don’t.

Nice grandma bra and lesbian hiking boots Lucas. So sexy and hot. Also, fat.

 

[John Freeman]

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Pic isn't edited btw.

I decided to mostly leave the 3 hours unedited because surprisingly, there is not as much dead air as there usually is and because he spends 98% of the time talking about Kiwifarms and coping lmao. Sorry if that disappoints some of you, I prefer brevity but only the first hour is really necessary anyways

Where’s the full vid

 

[themasterlurker]

Ok, Islam dump. Here’s an edit courtesy of @LikeAStone to start us off:
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And here’s the rest in no particular order in a spoiler.

Spoiler: Warning: Ugly and Fat

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A message for Lucas:
God forgives, I don’t.

I think what upset him more is that his followers are now going to learn he's a brapper and a foot freak

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Such a manly ass Lucas.

Also, fat. You look like a fridge in drag. Lol.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

Honestly for a while there I didn't see the obesity claims. Like yeah he's a bit overweight, but I didn't quite see the obesity.

I still don't quite but like, the image of him naked taking a mirror picture, his skin just fucking  sags so goddamn hard. Tf did you do to your skin, Lucas??? It looks like you're wearing a sack over your body with pockets of air. Tf, man T_T

 

[Next Task]

They are a website filled with users that ruin people and go after them"

Pretty good description of Twitter.

The final protagonist of the universe, the center of the story, the eternal victims.

As you point out, narcissism pretty much has to be the defining trait of all lolcows. Because we only talk about and make fun of what they themselves are putting online. No thread can exist without that content, and no ongoing thread can continue without it.

There would be no secret porn past to uncover if there was no secret porn, after all. Narc idiots like Lucas here are delusional about the amount of criticism they can handle, never internalised that the internet never forgets, and think they will be the first person to successfully stand up to a forum that's off in a corner laughing at them.

That his instinctive reaction is to grift, play victim, and essentially say we're all just jealous is just icing on the narc cake.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

I still don't quite but like, the image of him naked taking a mirror picture, his skin just fucking  sags so goddamn hard. Tf did you do to your skin, Lucas??? It looks like you're wearing a sack over your body with pockets of air. Tf, man T_T

His body sags like someone twice his age (or more I forgot his age but about sixty plus).

It’s horrifying and glorious equally. Horrifying as repulsive but glorious because yet again we can laugh at the deluded troon.

Recommend lots of copium tonight Lucas. Also, cry moar it’s delicious.

 

[HatredOfScissors]

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heres some more fan art for you

Its a little shitty because i did it in 5 mins but trust me there will be more to come

 

[taco freak]

Honestly for a while there I didn't see the obesity claims. Like yeah he's a bit overweight, but I didn't quite see the obesity.

I still don't quite but like, the image of him naked taking a mirror picture, his skin just fucking  sags so goddamn hard. Tf did you do to your skin, Lucas??? It looks like you're wearing a sack over your body with pockets of air. Tf, man T_T

HRT, especially men taking estrogen, really destroys the connective tissue. The melt is real.

 

[FatMebius]

>Harrass people online for clout and clicks
>get mad when the pendulum swings back

I mean, I know he's a delusional tranny who thinks he's somehow convincing people that he's a woman. But, goddamn. He doesn't just have zero self awareness. He's got flat-out negative self awareness. If you can't take a punch, don't throw a punch. Basic shit that boys learn at an early age.

 

[Relinquish]

This is what his fanbase is. Paypigs going to keep paying

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Spoiler: Footage of Lucas attempting this

Who knew that Internet porn would stick around forever?
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Leftist infighting again
(A)

Barely working cock? Chop it off! It’s Lucas Roberts approved.

Nah, I just hate pedophiles.

 

[Heaven's Night]

Ok, Islam dump. Here’s an edit courtesy of @LikeAStone to start us off:
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And here’s the rest in no particular order in a spoiler.

Spoiler: Warning: Ugly and Fat

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A message for Lucas:
God forgives, I don’t.

I'm dealing with a bout of pneumonia for the past three days and it's completely harmless when compared to the recent horrors presented by this thread. The man in these pictures and videos managed to make a case for more fire and brimstone rains alone than most of his devilish cohorts. Completely blob-shaped, greasy, dead in both stare and speech, unbereably insecure, plank-footed monstrosity. You brought this upon yourself, my man. Things could've gone different If you weren't so high up your own crotch gash fumes but that's not the case, right? It never is.

Sorry for the rambling, everyone. What in the unholy fuck.

 

[cat merchant]

heres some more fan art for you

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Why does the bra look photoshopped on?

 

[Winter]

Keffals has MASSIVE MELTDOWN, CRYING, RAGING, BLAMING DESTINY, BEING SMUG + "Revenge Porn"

I know how to compress videos, I couldn't get it down to a size KF would accept without making it unviewable. I wanted to get this out quickly anyways. The video on Bitchute is 500mb for a 3 hour video, download it if you wish to. Otherwise enjoy the coping and sneeding from Lucas.
I also keep all the local video files + the unedited recordings so if I ever truly run out of places to host these I'll put in the effort to just making sure they can go up on the Farms. For now, this will do.

 

[TitchBitties]

Honestly for a while there I didn't see the obesity claims. Like yeah he's a bit overweight, but I didn't quite see the obesity.

I still don't quite but like, the image of him naked taking a mirror picture, his skin just fucking  sags so goddamn hard. Tf did you do to your skin, Lucas??? It looks like you're wearing a sack over your body with pockets of air. Tf, man T_T

That's probably the HRT causing rapid muscle loss and the fat doesn't immediately fill in so the skin just sags like a liposuction patient

 

[PaladinBoo]

heres some more fan art for you

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Its a little shitty because i did it in 5 mins but trust me there will be more to come

He looks like Amy Schumer but even more unattractive and fat.

 

[Next Task]

He looks like Amy Schumer but even more unattractive and fat.

Amy Schumer, for all her faults, is still a biological woman, and looks far more feminine than Lucas does.

 

[Bloatlord]

Holy fuck I didn't think this thread would ever get milk like this again.

Surely you knew this would be found eventually, Lucas, I thought you knew us better than that.
Also since we now know the Keffals discord is full of some of the worst sexual deviants, I wonder how many of them have this exact fetish and are delighted by this revelation?