Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Sicko Hunter]

Brave revolutionary simping for senile democrat that fell while standing still.
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It's gross seeing Bernie bro types like Hasan deepthroating corporate shills like Biden simply because he is a democrat. Like where the fuck is your dignity dude? You are the exact type to be talking about how souless and evil these types were in 2016 and 2020 and now you are defending them.

 

[Ita Mori]

It's gross seeing Bernie bro types like Hasan deepthroating corporate shills like Biden simply because he is a democrat. Like where the fuck is your dignity dude? You are the exact type to be talking about how souless and evil these types were in 2016 and 2020 and now you are defending them.

Stop trying to reason with the grifter.
He knows you know he knows he's a scam no different than televangelists.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It's gross seeing Bernie bro types like Hasan deepthroating corporate shills like Biden simply because he is a democrat. Like where the fuck is your dignity dude? You are the exact type to be talking about how souless and evil these types were in 2016 and 2020 and now you are defending them.

>implying Hasan ever had dignity in the first place
He’s a streamer on Twitch. His morals were lost the minute he started getting e-famous.

 

[Brain Problems]

>implying Hasan ever had dignity in the first place
He’s a streamer on Twitch. His morals were lost the minute he started getting e-famous.

He hasn't had any for a long time. Just take a gander at any of his many embarrassments via TYT previous to his totally organic Twitch popularity and do a big thunk. It's remarkable what being a 7/10 guy can get you when you've literally got nothing else of note going for you beyond your above-average looks/physique.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

It's remarkable what being a 7/10 guy can get you when you've literally got nothing else of note going for you beyond your above-average looks/physique.

You can flip that to the women on twitch as well. Just have some surface-level commentary and pander to one side; people will throw money at you for justifying their worldview. Cake yourself in makeup and have good lighting/camera angles.
That is some of the most popular streamers on Twitch for you.

 

[MeltyTW]

Hasan SEETHING and crying about being ranked lower than destiny:

i love that any little thing is enough to make hasan rage out

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Brave revolutionary simping for senile democrat that fell while standing still.
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>Simping for Biden

He's not gonna sniff you, Hasan.

 

[AssignedEva]

Jeezus, ya think Cenk's nephew could get a better shirt before appearing on TV. At least get a setup that doesn't demand a giant ass mic right in front of his fuckin face.

He didn't used to dress so exceptionally. This is him at various professional appearances 2016-2019

Spoiler: Hasan in suits

There's some eccentric styling going on in places (grandad collars, chains, bolo ties) but for the most part he was able to look appropriately put together. Even at more informal events he'd usually manage to avoid looking like a weird clown dressed in Ethan Klein's cast-offs.
Suggested reasons for the change:

1. Flexing that he's too famous/important to have to bother looking presentable (a la Silicon Valley CEOs)
2. No longer a fresh faced 25 year old, he's draped himself in terminal zoomer fashion to try and signal to his audience of children that he still counts as young
3. He's literally too lazy to bother changing
4. He's too fat to fit into his formal clothes anymore but doesn't want to admit it to himself by buying new suits and shirts
5. Some sort of dumb anti-capitalist stance that wearing suits is, like, selling out to the man, because formal clothing is a classist tool of oppression

 

[Brain Problems]

He didn't used to dress so exceptionally. This is him at various professional appearances 2016-2019

Spoiler: Hasan in suits

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There's some eccentric styling going on in places (grandad collars, chains, bolo ties) but for the most part he was able to look appropriately put together. Even at more informal events he'd usually manage to avoid looking like a weird clown dressed in Ethan Klein's cast-offs.
Suggested reasons for the change:

1. Flexing that he's too famous/important to have to bother looking presentable (a la Silicon Valley CEOs)
2. No longer a fresh faced 25 year old, he's draped himself in terminal zoomer fashion to try and signal to his audience of children that he still counts as young
3. He's literally too lazy to bother changing
4. He's too fat to fit into his formal clothes anymore but doesn't want to admit it to himself by buying new suits and shirts
5. Some sort of dumb anti-capitalist stance that wearing suits is, like, selling out to the man, because formal clothing is a classist tool of oppression

Those are still mostly asshole outfits aside from maybe #1 and definitely #7 as he's wearing what looks like a nice suit, a tie, and not some stupid fashion piece glasses. As for the rest, the tacky jewelry, glasses, 100% buttoned-up shirts, and dumb hair all can be tolerated on their own but together they form a Voltron of immigrant attention-whoring that's no different than what you'd see any of the million other dagos, persians, and blacks walking around the slightly more upscale bars/clubs on a Saturday night.

 

[MeltyTW]

Hasan appeared on BBC to talk about U.S. gun laws, in an even uglier shirt than whatever he was wearing the last time you saw him. The difference between him and the reporter speaking, even though they probably agree on these issues, is hilarious. Funny he mentions the NRA going into media and how the industry is "treacherous" while his uncle gave him a job on a silver platter. Now he's a millionaire whose biggest problem is that some people in his Twitch chat don't 100% agree with him on all issues. In total, I counted forty-five uhs and ums from this 4:30 clip. Hasan is talking for about 3:45 of that, for an average of one uh/um every five seconds.
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Here's Hasan's reaction to himself, complete with terrible British accent impression and even worse laugh.

Spoiler: Not safe for ears

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he looks like a child rapist. like legit id shoot this guy if i didnt know them and saw him approach and converse with unattended kids he looks like a terminally sweaty greased up coke junkie trying to lure kids with bright colors and simplistic childish artwork.

 

[New Account]

He dresses differently because he needs to fit in with the streamers. Most of the millionares streamers dress like shit because they want to seem poor like the chat. I saw a clip of some asian girl streamers get caught shopping at an expensive store by accident. Another streamer had gone in to see the store and spotted the girls. So downplaying your wealth is used to cause a disconnect with the viewers. Same reason breadtubers hide the money they make on patreon and only show the number of patreons the have. 1000 patreons looks better than $7000 per month.

 

[Claude Speed]

Sorry if I derail the thread with my opinion, merely a rant, anyway.
One thing I never understood about Hassan was that house he bought. I seen enough people say "Being a socialist doesn't mean you have to live poor". True, but why buy a house from the same rich people you despise? Why not hire some independent architect that just graduated college and a team of workers instead to build it for you? ( I'm sure he could have got off a bit cheaper too, since those that sell properties always pump up the price so they can get a cheesy profit) That way, you could give people an opportunity and show that you care about individuals rather than just buying it from a landlord.

 

[Gunterator]

Sorry if I derail the thread with my opinion, merely a rant, anyway.
One thing I never understood about Hassan was that house he bought. I seen enough people say "Being a socialist doesn't mean you have to live poor". True, but why buy a house from the same rich people you despise? Why not hire some independent architect that just graduated college and a team of workers instead to build it for you? ( I'm sure he could have got off a bit cheaper too, since those that sell properties always pump up the price so they can get a cheesy profit) That way, you could give people an opportunity and show that you care about individuals rather than just buying it from a landlord.

Thats because Hasan is the biggest grifter on the internet like 100x worse then the quarterpounder. I dont like Vaush and i dont agree with Destiny on a lot of things but at least they believe in what they are saying Hasan just says what he thinks his audience wants to hear and when he goes to far he walks it back and bans people from his chat.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Sorry if I derail the thread with my opinion, merely a rant, anyway.
One thing I never understood about Hassan was that house he bought. I seen enough people say "Being a socialist doesn't mean you have to live poor". True, but why buy a house from the same rich people you despise? Why not hire some independent architect that just graduated college and a team of workers instead to build it for you? ( I'm sure he could have got off a bit cheaper too, since those that sell properties always pump up the price so they can get a cheesy profit) That way, you could give people an opportunity and show that you care about individuals rather than just buying it from a landlord.

Socialist dispute the working class. To them working class means the unemployed and academics

 

[NomineNemo]

Sorry if I derail the thread with my opinion, merely a rant, anyway.
One thing I never understood about Hassan was that house he bought. I seen enough people say "Being a socialist doesn't mean you have to live poor". True, but why buy a house from the same rich people you despise? Why not hire some independent architect that just graduated college and a team of workers instead to build it for you? ( I'm sure he could have got off a bit cheaper too, since those that sell properties always pump up the price so they can get a cheesy profit) That way, you could give people an opportunity and show that you care about individuals rather than just buying it from a landlord.

When you look up the definition of 'Champagne Socialist' there is a picture of Hasan.
At this point I'm not actually sure he holds any opinions, beliefs, or political views. In fact I'd go as far as to say that he is virtually incapable of it. The guy is little more'n a cud chewing simpleton.
Pretty privilege is a helluva thing, regardless of gender.

 

[Far Queue]

Hasan isn't particularly good looking, it's just that he's not a hideous, misshapen soy golem like most of the people who share his political views.



When the average leftist looks like this, it's not particularly difficult to see why he'd be chosen as some kind of avatar for them. Those aren't even the worst either. Compared to the mugshots of the Antifa goons arrested in Portland, the specimens above at least look vaguely human instead of like a villain that stepped out of a comic book.



Is there any other leftist streamer that even looks remotely presentable compared to Hasan? Even though Hasan himself isn't capable of much beyond parroting slogans or calling his political opponents Nazis, it's not as though the average audience member is really looking for anything deep or insightful or would even be capable of recognizing such if they stumbled across it.

I'm almost of the opinion that Hasan doesn't really believe in most of what he espouses on his streams and that most of it is a grift that he learned from his uncle. I really only say that because the people who swallow leftist philosophy aren't just poisoning their minds. There are all kinds of before and after pictures of young women who've gone from mildly attractive or even quite beautiful to grotesque caricatures of a human.



It's not quite Faces of Meth bad, but it's not too far off from it either.

 

[CallMeKiwi]

Sorry if I derail the thread with my opinion, merely a rant, anyway.
One thing I never understood about Hassan was that house he bought. I seen enough people say "Being a socialist doesn't mean you have to live poor". True, but why buy a house from the same rich people you despise? Why not hire some independent architect that just graduated college and a team of workers instead to build it for you? ( I'm sure he could have got off a bit cheaper too, since those that sell properties always pump up the price so they can get a cheesy profit) That way, you could give people an opportunity and show that you care about individuals rather than just buying it from a landlord.

I'm glad he didn't. If Hasan had any say in the design of his home, it would be an eyesore to match his fashion sense.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Thats because Hasan is the biggest grifter on the internet like 100x worse then the quarterpounder. I dont like Vaush and i dont agree with Destiny on a lot of things but at least they believe in what they are saying Hasan just says what he thinks his audience wants to hear and when he goes to far he walks it back and bans people from his chat.

I agree that Hasan is a grifter, but I think Destiny is too. They both say what they think their audience wants to hear and then ban people when they don't agree. I think you might be overestimating Hasan's ability to grift people. I don't think he's nearly as good at it as you give him credit for.

 

[Gunterator]

I agree that Hasan is a grifter, but I think Destiny is too. They both say what they think their audience wants to hear and then ban people when they don't agree. I think you might be overestimating Hasan's ability to grift people. I don't think he's nearly as good at it as you give him credit for.

I dont think destiny is grifting as much he has actually reasonable takes that are based in reality then bans the crazy people. Hasan is the opposite and says crazy shit and bans normal people. Hasan also earns his shit crown as king grifter after the twitch leaks and it turns out he makes 200k+ a month being an uninformed retard on the internet

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

I dont think destiny is grifting as much he has actually reasonable takes that are based in reality then bans the crazy people. Hasan is the opposite and says crazy shit and bans normal people. Hasan also earns his shit crown as king grifter after the twitch leaks and it turns out he makes 200k+ a month being an uninformed retard on the internet

I think you make a valid point. I do think that Hasan's crazy takes are more entertaining, but I think that destiny's more reasonable approach is more refreshing. I also think that, given the recent Twitch leaks, Hasan is more of a grifter than destiny.