The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[stupid frog]

Logue is thinking about purchasing a 120 acre parcel in the valley that is all grassland, an ideal alpacas which are grazing animals.
“It allows us to take in another 400 alpacas and plus produce hay.”

 

[Miss Misery]

Logue is thinking about purchasing a 120 acre parcel in the valley that is all grassland, an ideal alpacas which are grazing animals.
“It allows us to take in another 400 alpacas and plus produce hay.”

Alpaca eat between 2-3 pounds of hay each day. 500 alpaca would eat 288 tons of hay a year. Normal land in a decent climate with irrigation produces 2.5 tons per acre; let's assume this "grassland" is producing a GENEROUS and OPTIMISTIC 2 tons per acre. That's 240 tons per cutting, and while you CAN get 2-3 cuttings per year, that's on normal land in a decent climate with irrigation and also fences to keep hungry alpaca out.

So 240 tons when they would need at least 288 tons (more like 300, since they waste so much of it due to laziness).

End result? Alpaca are still starving.

Edit: To say nothing of the fact that they have NONE OF THE MACHINERY needed to plant and harvest hay, nor the knowledge and/or experience of how to do such a thing.

 

[Temperance]

@CatParty showed me this most recent tranch fluff piece. I gave my thoughts on it.

The journalist, Sarah Melotte:

• https://muckrack.com/sarah-melotte/articles
• https://www.linkedin.com/in/sarah-melotte-88b222149 [archive]
• https://twitter.com/melotte_sarah [archive]
• https://melotteportfolio.wordpress.com/ [archive]
• https://sarahmelotte.wixsite.com/portfolio/about [archive]

Just seems like a naive handmaiden. She lives in Denver, Colorado, so she probably heard about the Tranch locally and decided to write a puff piece on them.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Logue is thinking about purchasing a 120 acre parcel in the valley that is all grassland, an ideal alpacas which are grazing animals.
“It allows us to take in another 400 alpacas and plus produce hay.”

Well, new GFM dropping soon then?

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

https://archive.ph/j4Db4

Sky is still retweeting the ranch and Bonnie is annoyed by it.

https://archive.ph/p1SbS

 

[Coccxys]

The Paul Sky divorce saga is going to be a good one. Especially when it comes to tranch affairs. The best part is court records will be easy enough to find.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

A near monthly drone flyover sounds more like "neighbor got a toy" than "trans hate conspiracy planning violence" to me but I just live in normal society where neighbors do harmless things without asking your permission instead of a cult queer compound surrounded by Earl's.

 

[Coccxys]

Probably some elderly neighbour using a drone to check on their land and fences without having to walk the full boundary. That's assuming there even is a drone in the first place of course.

 

[stupid frog]

He says pics gets posts online. I think Old MAN Penny is referring to Google pictures we pull lmao

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Probably some elderly neighbour using a drone to check on their land and fences without having to walk the full boundary. That's assuming there even is a drone in the first place of course.

I certainly hope they don't put themselves in danger by asking about it if they're wondering about it or it bothers them. Makes much more sense to assume that it's doing reconnaissance for a future armed assault and that would just tip them off to launch it before the Tranch can finish building their defenses.

 

[stupid frog]

wait a minute
its summer

no shearing, or is my memory that gone?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I was looking (fruitlessly) for a drone video of the tranch and I came across this.

Redd_Scared: Queer Liberation + Interview w/ Tenacious Unicorn Ranch!​

43 views Streamed live on Mar 12, 2022 Comrade K discusses queer liberation with members of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch!

I have wagie shit so I canna watch now, but it might be lulzy.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Logue is thinking about purchasing a 120 acre parcel in the valley that is all grassland, an ideal alpacas which are grazing animals.
“It allows us to take in another 400 alpacas and plus produce hay.”

For god's sake lease, Phil, lease! I couldn't care less how much money you leach out of the troon ebegging pool and piss away but I'm begging you to stop torturing alpacas while you do it.

Alpaca eat between 2-3 pounds of hay each day. 500 alpaca would eat 288 tons of hay a year. Normal land in a decent climate with irrigation produces 2.5 tons per acre; let's assume this "grassland" is producing a GENEROUS and OPTIMISTIC 2 tons per acre. That's 240 tons per cutting, and while you CAN get 2-3 cuttings per year, that's on normal land in a decent climate with irrigation and also fences to keep hungry alpaca out.

So 240 tons when they would need at least 288 tons (more like 300, since they waste so much of it due to laziness).

End result? Alpaca are still starving.

Edit: To say nothing of the fact that they have NONE OF THE MACHINERY needed to plant and harvest hay, nor the knowledge and/or experience of how to do such a thing.

Custer county grazing ranches boast an assessed carrying capacity of ~0.2 AUM/acre, per the one public lease I found. That's one, maybe 1.5 alpaca per acre at a stretch. 120 wouldn't even feed their current herd, let alone 500 head and the only thing they'd be harvesting afterward is more bona fide 100% organic tranchdust.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Unless someone on the tranch is secretly a millionaire, that kind of acreage is outside their price range.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-search/Westcliffe_CO/type-farms-ranches,land/sby-9

I don't know why they're planting their stake in an area that is desirable for hobby ranches, overwhelmingly right wing, far away from jobs, is very expensive, that they have no ties to, THAT THEY DO NOT CURRENTLY OWN LAND IN, and so forth.

A little further south in Walsenburg, you can get 150 acres for $125K. It's not as pretty there, but if you want to fuck around on acreage and LARP as a self-sustaining whatever, it seems more budget-friendly.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-search/Walsenburg_CO/type-farms-ranches,land/sby-9

 

[Neko GF]

To the surprise of no one, Philip's immediate reaction to Roe V. Wade getting abolished was to continue his cringey anarchist LARP:

Tweet | Archive
Tweet | Archive
Tweet | Archive
Tweet | Archive

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

So move to Iraq, Phil. It's lovely there this time of year. And from the rooftops you can see forever.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Penny’s posting more pics with one of the new dogs he apparently got. [A]

On that note, he warns people to not bring their dogs to the Roe v Wade protest taking place later tonight. [A]

Penny you moron you’re going to protest, not to war! [A]

Spoiler: pic

I will edit archives in later

 

[one_time_user]

You know what? I don't want troons supporting women's protests about abortion. Not one bit. They've done enough damage as it is. They just see this as an endorsed way of rioting and making it about their penises.

 

[Ghjkl63]

inb4 the armor they bring is cracked

 

[Ghostse]

wait a minute
its summer

no shearing, or is my memory that gone?

I believe you shear alpacas every two years, their coats grow slower than sheep and unlike sheep don't live in an area with as wild of fluctuations of temperature so there is no 'spring molt'.

Sheep have been bred for thousands of years to produce too much wool in the winter with the expectation of humans removing it in spring. They are not quite fully dependent on humans for survival but they are like three quarters of the way there.

You know what? I don't want troons supporting women's protests about abortion. Not one bit. They've done enough damage as it is. They just see this as an endorsed way of rioting and making it about their penises.

Sorry Bitch. You had your chance to get them out of your movements. You inverted those penises and now you get to lie face-first in them (or be cancelled for being a transphobic bigot)