DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[strandedcastaway]

The motherfucker really followed up with his sop pigslpanation of the bugged grocery budget and penny pinching mechanics he's facing. with "now I can buy sonic." Lololol u fucking kidney bean. Very relatable. Solid priorities for the impoverished. Living day to day. I get it's a tool for the buisness and it'll certainly the least make back its cost. But the idea of an actual person struggling with their day to day meals and groceries being in question first thought when getting paid is, "now I can afford sonic" is bonkers to me.

If you take Phil at his word (haha), obviously any mature adult in his situation, when he gets his YouTube payment would immediately put money aside to buy games so he can perform his job. Why would "bills" be a reason not to spend $100 on games to make $10000? The games are also legit business expenses he writes off on his taxes, though to be fair he doesn't pay taxes on time anyway.

The fact Phil makes $10K a month but can't afford the very thing he needs to perform this job shows that he's an addict (the money is going elsewhere), an idiot (who can't budget and rates DoorDash a higher priority than making money to BUY DoorDash), or a liar (the money isn't going where he says it is).

Personally I think he's an addict, and idiot, AND a liar. Hi Phil!

 

[We Are The Witches]

Who the fuck is Shewy?

I recall them being mentioned at some point:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9K_ncl8KCRWkqlscVjdU8Q

@Anony
Who changed their name to Shewy?

This is Froggy:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDqwjRI5hIBbw40P0k8su2Q

This is Shewy701:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9K_ncl8KCRWkqlscVjdU8Q
Which is also ats618 due to legacy names:
https://www.youtube.com/user/ats618

Both accounts up there are mods or were at some point.

Their chat messages are normal for the most part from what I have, but I'll post this one:

 

[Wasabi Panda]

"Welcome back Shewy to the moderation staff."
Staff?

Well he did call his stream a "performance" when he was complaining about youtube payments and how they didn't pay him yet for his "performance".

He's also called his pod-a-cast a show before so I'm sure in his demented little head he's something like Joe Rogan or what "OpieRadio" thinks he is post O&A.

The DSP show hosted by Phil Burnel!

 

[Croppered]

I feel like you can make a political quadrant graph for Phil, only the axes are "idiot" and "malicious". Finding out where he can be plotted on the graph daily is an endlessly entertaining exercise.

 

[marlintan]

are there worse "parents" out there than dsp could ever be, sure,

you rang?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I'm sure in his demented little head he's something like Joe Rogan

its the trolls fault spotify didnt offer him a 100 million dollar deal

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Will DSP give us a SCOTUS reaction stream? Try to imagine that.

 

[Xolanite]

Phil better not mention Roe v. Wade in any capacity.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Phil better not mention Roe v. Wade in any capacity.

"If abortion had been legal when I was born I might not even exist!"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Why would Phail ever even mention the Roe v Wade thing? He didn't mention it back when it got leaked, he won't now. Not to mention that he only mentions things that affect him and since both him and Fhet Khet are asexual there's no risk of needing a 'bortion.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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no wonder he was made a mod. Phail couldn't do it fast enough so they can literally talk shit in the discord.

Well he did call his stream a "performance" when he was complaining about youtube payments and how they didn't pay him yet for his "performance".

He's also called his pod-a-cast a show before so I'm sure in his demented little head he's something like Joe Rogan or what "OpieRadio" thinks he is post O&A.

The DSP show hosted by Phil Burnel!

From what little I have seen of the disaster that is Opie, it's the perfect comparison.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Well he did call his stream a "performance" when he was complaining about youtube payments and how they didn't pay him yet for his "performance".

He's also called his pod-a-cast a show before so I'm sure in his demented little head he's something like Joe Rogan or what "OpieRadio" thinks he is post O&A.

The DSP show hosted by Phil Burnel!

I swear to whoever yall believe it, Phil has to be trolling. There's no fucking way this is a performance worth w.e the whales pay him.

 

[Elescondido]

I doubt he'll mention roe v wade since it may remind him of stuff he hates like vaginas

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

cant wait till snort pigsplains roe v wade

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Phil and the dents will be gleaming inside today with this news.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

There is no way Phil would ever have a child. His narcissism wouldn't allow for it. He would either sell the child ( no money to be made out of an adoption ) or send it to his parents and say it belongs to Melissa.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I doubt he'll mention roe v wade

What's he going to say? Glad your parents didn't take advantage of it to his chairs?

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Phil better not mention Roe v. Wade in any capacity.

Phil is a fence-sitter. He tries to employ whatever catch-all methods he can so as to retain as many dentheads as he can. Behavior stemming from desperation to grow his shit channel and generally being a major faggot afraid of any conflict cause he also cannot defend a stance to save his life, due to his fence-sitting.

 

[KatAgreesWithMe]

If you take Phil at his word (haha), obviously any mature adult in his situation, when he gets his YouTube payment would immediately put money aside to buy games so he can perform his job. Why would "bills" be a reason not to spend $100 on games to make $10000? The games are also legit business expenses he writes off on his taxes, though to be fair he doesn't pay taxes on time anyway.

The fact Phil makes $10K a month but can't afford the very thing he needs to perform this job shows that he's an addict (the money is going elsewhere), an idiot (who can't budget and rates DoorDash a higher priority than making money to BUY DoorDash), or a liar (the money isn't going where he says it is).

Personally I think he's an addict, and idiot, AND a liar. Hi Phil!

100% there's an addiction. Even if you're an absolute idiot, you would at least have something to show for the $10,000+ you waste EVERY MONTH. Whether it be a car, clothes, any kind of collection, you would at least be able to physically see it. Whereas in Phil's case, he blows shit tons of his money on WWE Champions and Door Dash. He's a special kind of fuck up, someone who continuously makes poor life decisions whilst being too deep into some fake life he dreams of having.

It has been said a million times, but imagine how good his life could be right now if he actually saved his money, made smart financial decisions, didn't go into debt, he would be having a nice, cosy life he dreams of. But then, I suppose it wouldn't be Phil if he made those decisions.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

cant wait till snort pigsplains roe v wade

It'll involve Dark Souls, I'm sure.