Undertale

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...how is it bestiality if they're both functionally anthros?

Huh.
 
That's definitely a troll post. It's easy to take everything on tumblr seriously because there are enough people who actually believe that shit, but there is almost no way a tumblretta would take a canon lesbian ship between a tough chick and a nerd chick and find it problematic.

(watch me eat my words)
 
Does anyone have tips for beating Undyne (Genocide run)
I've been trying for three days now with no luck
 
Does anyone have tips for beating Undyne (Genocide run)
I've been trying for three days now with no luck
Put on your big boy pants and keep trying, cause you deserve it for murdering everyone

In all seriousness, get the snowman pieces, look out for open spaces, and pray. Sometimes if you leave the game alone for a while and come back to it, you'll find you can think a little better about how to avoid her spears. However this varies from person to person, so good luck!
 
Put on your big boy pants and keep trying, cause you deserve it for murdering everyone

In all seriousness, get the snowman pieces, look out for open spaces, and pray. Sometimes if you leave the game alone for a while and come back to it, you'll find you can think a little better about how to avoid her spears. However this varies from person to person, so good luck!
I only got one snowman piece
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Does anyone have tips for beating Undyne (Genocide run)
I've been trying for three days now with no luck
Try using the Torn Notebook and Cloudy Glasses, if you don't have those equipped. You'll take a little more damage per hit (and deal less damage), but the increased invulnerability helps a lot.
 
I've been hearing that the new patch removes the encounter with Asriel in the Ruins as well as supposedly add some new stuff about Gaster? Not sure whether I wanna fully buy into that yet given Toby stated he doesn't want to fuck around with the story, but that sounds like quite a bit of a change to me.

EDIT: Nevermind that, turns out the patch didn't even hit yet.
 
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I only got one snowman piece
(:_((:_((:_((:_((:_((:_((:_((:_(
Make sure you have the ballet shoes. They deal quite a bit of damage to her too, and you have the ability to do critical damage. I don't remember which of the items up there give increased invisibility, but equip that, the shoes and have some healing items and you might be able to hold out a bit longer.
 
My tip?

DO NOT EAT YOUR PIE! SAVE YOUR PIE FOR BAD TIMES.

Also the moves with the arrow-blocking never change.
 
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Does anyone have tips for beating Undyne (Genocide run)
I've been trying for three days now with no luck
The key is to learn the pattern to the arrow-blocking sections rather than trying to react on the fly. Those crazy tangles of reverse arrows near the end really boil down to something fairly simple like "up right up, left down left". (I forget exactly what)
 
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This is the shittiest fucking game I've ever played and I can't believe you people enjoy this shit. It had some quirks but all that charm wore off about 30 minutes in. Every single thing that happens after you leave the Goat's house is downhill and it culminates in its own shit right after you stop seeing Papyrus. The lizard was grating as fuck, the boss battle with Undying or whatever was tediously difficult, the King's battle was confusing and then the ending fucking sucked. It was fucking awful. It was so fucking retarded I can't believe anyone is impressed by it. Having the flower be the final boss is kind of funny but having it so over the top crashing my fucking game to break the 4th wall is just irritating and the complete opposite of fun.

There is not one but two gay love interests in the game introduced and discarded in the same area. It's just fucking weird. At that point with the Tsundere planes it became obvious that it had devolved into Tumblr memes and shit I didn't understand. I imagine this is what it's like to be a 60 year old man playing Call of Duty. You're just confused and annoyed. I went with a pacifist approach and I didn't kill anyone or anything the entire game, so when I get to the end with the Flower I give it mercy and then it tells me I got the bad ending for doing so and I should reload. I do and I see the king again and just tap out. Like, no. I'm not doing that again. I'm done. I am absolutely and completely done with this fucking game now.

The first part of the game is extraordinarily misleading and it makes you think that everything you do is going to be of some greater importance, and by not murdering things and struggling through the hard way you'll be rewarded with some emotional closure. Instead, everything becomes messy and confusing and you just want to be done with it by the 4th time you had to reload the executable to continue playing. I do not understand what other people feel from this shit and I'm extremely upset I got swept up in the hype. This review by Dunkey features all the good aspects of the game without having to actually play it and if you're curious I'd suggest just watching this and saving yourself $10.

 
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