Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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instythot said:
I think an alternate possibility is that PPP avoids mentioning Surfer's Council because Daiymo is/was the most entertaining of them all and he flat out sucks at streaming and long form content. Ffs, Gahoole was carrying him for Big Baby Podcast
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Shaggy is interesting to watch to see an alternate reality Styxhexenhammer that is completely Schizo.
 
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free_protons4u said:
Nick Fuentes was saying PPP's pancreas was removed. The source on that was Schizo Surfer. Is that actually true? And he shits all over the place as a result?
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He's probably confusing the pancreas for the gallbladder. Chantal has the same issue, I think it's common with superfats. They need to have their gallbladders removed due to getting gallstones (from too much cholesterol in the diet). The gallbladder is essential for breaking down the fat in the foods you eat. Fecal incontinence is very common after gallbladder removal due to an increased amount of bile being delivered directly to the small intestine. This bile can act as a laxative resulting in increased bowel movements or bowel leakage after gallbladder surgery due to looser stools that are harder for the body to control. Chantal constantly shits herself and has trouble getting to the bathroom on time. I think PPP and her have about the same BMI.

It is definitely plausible.
 
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trickyzerg23 said:
Severe Chronic Ongoing Cocaine Abude causes cardiothoracic atrophy, the degeneration of the vesicles of the heart and lungs through impaired blood flow. Andy is going to die young if he continues with his periodic injections of cocaine and mRNA.
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Yeah I don't buy that Andy is clean, dude is all over the pkace. So he took the vaxx? :( We better be prepared for when he dies 3 to 5 years after that second shot. Andy is a retard so he probably got boosted 2 to 4 years at best.
 
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Baldur's Revenge said:
Why are people shocked that Warski treats a show like his own hype squad? He has pretty much ALWAYS done that. I at first thought a lot of times it was his co hosts just licking his boots and ruining the show with their lack of "charisma", but after experiencing this. He can take anyone that COULD be successful with their own content and ruins it with his personality. I have to say that I think that his ex co hosts MIGHT not actually be too bad in their own environment with their own content. Warski is just a narcissist that NEEDS validation from total strangers on the internet because nobody in his real life ever pays him one compliment. So he uses this show to get his "compliments" and positive feedback and if it isn't positive he blocks, bans and puts his virtual fingers in his ears and ignores it because he has such a fragile ego. Every arc Warski has had from Chris to now PPP. It seems he starts off all humble, but then his ego gets really inflated and can't stop talking to himself and eventually snakes on his partner because he doesn't think that he needs them anymore. I remember his fight with Tonkasaw he did the same thing on that show with Geekthulu and I remember and episode where his co host asked him "Can we shut up about Tonka and talk about something else now? People are getting annoyed and want some content." (something to that effect) and Warski got all pissy about it. So I imagine his ego is going to get worse from here on out. Warski will keep talking about his haircuts, workouts, the fight and any other big boy shit that he thinks goes on in his life at the moment. He isn't there to entertain us, we are there to feed his ego. He doesn't give one shit about the audience outside of donations. We are a piggy bank for him to shake when he needs coke, booze or uber eats.
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Nigger I'm not reading that wall of text. Break it up into paragraphs.
 
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3322 said:
He's probably confusing the pancreas for the gallbladder. Chantal has the same issue, I think it's common with superfats. They need to have their gallbladders removed due to getting gallstones (from too much cholesterol in the diet). The gallbladder is essential for breaking down the fat in the foods you eat. Fecal incontinence is very common after gallbladder removal due to an increased amount of bile being delivered directly to the small intestine. This bile can act as a laxative resulting in increased bowel movements or bowel leakage after gallbladder surgery due to looser stools that are harder for the body to control. Chantal constantly shits herself and has trouble getting to the bathroom on time. I think PPP and her have about the same BMI.

It is definitely plausible.
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I thought that might be the case as I googled removing the pancreas and the results said it was very rare. I know gallbladder is relatively common removal, but does it really just making you shit all over the place indiscriminately? I doubt it.

I'm probably given too much creedence to schizo surfer's scat fetishes.
 
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3322 said:
He's probably confusing the pancreas for the gallbladder. Chantal has the same issue, I think it's common with superfats. They need to have their gallbladders removed due to getting gallstones (from too much cholesterol in the diet). The gallbladder is essential for breaking down the fat in the foods you eat. Fecal incontinence is very common after gallbladder removal due to an increased amount of bile being delivered directly to the small intestine. This bile can act as a laxative resulting in increased bowel movements or bowel leakage after gallbladder surgery due to looser stools that are harder for the body to control. Chantal constantly shits herself and has trouble getting to the bathroom on time. I think PPP and her have about the same BMI.

It is definitely plausible.
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They have the same BMI, but Chantal has 20 more years of having that BMI. What are the chances that someone in his early 20s needed a gall bladder removal? Legit question. I don't know, it just seems pretty early on in Ashton's superfat journey to be getting a surgery about it
 
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instythot said:
They have the same BMI, but Chantal has 20 more years of having that BMI. What are the chances that someone in his early 20s needed a gall bladder removal? Legit question. I don't know, it just seems pretty early on in Ashton's superfat journey to be getting a surgery about it
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She got her gallbladder removed many years ago tho. I don't know exactly at what age. It all depends on how unhealthy PPP really is, which I think is very.
 
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Dude Ukraine said:
Yeah I don't buy that Andy is clean, dude is all over the pkace. So he took the vaxx? :( We better be prepared for when he dies 3 to 5 years after that second shot. Andy is a retard so he probably got boosted 2 to 4 years at best.
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You should be celebrating the impending final stopping of Warski's mouth, not lamenting! May he get seven bosoters and die quickly!
 
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Kino Casino is just non content, Andy is a retard and PPP is a fat lesbian. Mormon shaggy is when it is at. He fed posts so hard even surfer has to tard wrangle him and tell him to calm down.
He pulls illegal guns on streams and reads how to make bombs. He is kino and based.
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Boyfriend Coefficient said:
Kino Casino is just non content, Andy is a retard and PPP is a fat lesbian. Mormon shaggy is when it is at. He fed posts so hard even surfer has to tard wrangle him and tell him to calm down.
He pulls illegal guns on streams and reads how to make bombs. He is kino and based.
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Just wait till shaggy does another Buffalo shooting
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Just wait till shaggy does another Buffalo shooting
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The fact he is a Mormon makes this all even funnier. Mormons believe in Bloodborne Universe, basically their wife becomes Ebrietas and gives birth to universes and they become Gods. Joseph Smith is burning in hell and we need to send a kiwi farms envoy to Shaggy in order to pluck his soul out of the clutches of damnable heresy. I know it's kind of a hot take but i think the guy can turn his life around if he drops the Mormon shit and actually embraces true Christianity.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
The fact he is a Mormon makes this all even funnier. Mormons believe in Bloodborne Universe, basically their wife becomes Ebrietas and gives birth to universes and they become Gods. Joseph Smith is burning in hell and we need to send a kiwi farms envoy to Shaggy in order to pluck his soul out of the clutches of damnable heresy. I know it's kind of a hot take but i think the guy can turn his life around if he drops the Mormon shit and actually embraces true Christianity.
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That you, RJ?
 
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All becomes gunt said:
The fact he is a Mormon makes this all even funnier. Mormons believe in Bloodborne Universe, basically their wife becomes Ebrietas and gives birth to universes and they become Gods. Joseph Smith is burning in hell and we need to send a kiwi farms envoy to Shaggy in order to pluck his soul out of the clutches of damnable heresy. I know it's kind of a hot take but i think the guy can turn his life around if he drops the Mormon shit and actually embraces true Christianity.
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If he turns his life around he would just turn into Styxhexenhammer666
 
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